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EROIDS GIFT CARD!

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Whats Up MO FO's, you read it right, my girl got me a $200 gift card to spend on eroids with my favorite source! not that I needed it but damn I love this girl. doesnt get any better then that, she colored it and put dollor signs on it and waited until all the presents where gone and the kids where playing then she said I got a special surprise for you and I thought, well you know what I thought and then she pulled out a little card with a bow and I thought WTF is this! yeah it took me a minute to get it but I was like DAMN! who the fuck are you! thats the best gift ever!

Nitti's picture

Wifey got me a bad ass elaborate tackle box to hold all my gear and accessories. Tons of drawers and secret compartments. Dividers and shelves. Not as cool as your gift but I like it!

Darktide's picture

Congratulations! She must Of figured out that looking at eroids before she drags into the bedroom is where your super powers come from lol. So she is investing in her future as well. I have to admit I do the same thing as far as looking at eroids perpetually! Now I have to tie that to the bedroom so I can get Eroids gift cards!

Roid Noid's picture

thats easy bro I just tell her all the time ok that test should be kicking in any day are you gonna be ready? I dont want to hear no whining! im not gonna be asking for while im just gonna be taking it! you know man perverted shit like that all the time but I relate it to the test. Now shes trained and shell even ask me are you ready yet? when are you come cum get this?

House's picture

My girl is the same way bro!Shes down with whatever im down with.Prob cuase i treat her like gold.I forgot to fill her stocking and had one gift i didnt get to wrap so when we were done i grabbed a stocking and ran for the gift and it happened to be where my juice is and shes like haha"i dont want any juice"I said baby its not juice.haha.

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Roid Noid's picture

she told me I didnt know what to get you and you spend all damn day on eroids so i figured I couldnt go wrong there! bless her heart, shes right eroids does come before her! hell ive told her many times as shes dragging me to the bedroom "hold on let me check something" as I jump on the computer and refresh eroids real quick. LOL any of you fuckers ever do some shit like that?

Roid Noid's picture

tell her its just bromance!

bigjrock's picture

Damn I need a girl like that

Gargoyle's picture

Awesome man! Congrats! I'm going to need your wife to talk to mine. Haha.

Carlos Danger's picture

That's wifey move bro!

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MAC's picture

Haha your so lucky! My girl ALMOST did that for me last year on my birthday, but changed her mind at the last second! This year I'm gonna try again and leave her little hints Smile

j223's picture

hahaha

Trenabolic's picture

Best gift ever, she's a keeper.

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Roid Noid's picture

no doubt i already kept her! Smile

snuka2012's picture

Lol...you might have keeper there!

fast48's picture

Thats awesome!! Merry Christmas boss!

Cheatnnature's picture

I'm jealous!!! My girl knows what I do but wouldn't spend money on it for me lol.