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Well buddy she wore out. Hand lapped the valves, new piston 10 over with honed bore. Relieved the exhaust port and rebuilt the carb and left rev limiter out. Basically it turns 8000 rpm on nitro mix and shreds lawns, trees and neighbors shins. 7 stitches and a 6pk of PBR later he quit cussing.

Anyways, i figure 47bucks and some mickeys big mouth and i can trade her back. Springs coming and im sure your yard needs work
Thank you
RH

Engineereddisaster's picture

If you want to squeeze a little more out of her. You might pull the cylinder, pack a small ball of clay up top by the spark plug, slide the cylinder back on and tighten the bolts. Hand rotate the crank a couple of times to press the clay.
Then remove the cylinder again, carefully remove the clay and see how much room you have before your piston makes contact with the head.
If you have a little room, take that cylinder and shave a little off the bottom to decrease the size of the firing chamber.
If you don’t have a mill to do it. Wrap a mirror with a piece of sand paper and sand it down.
That will give you a little higher compression.

Bill1976's picture

You know I love mechanical shit. Working on a milk filler machine right now. Almost got it back together.

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Drexyl's picture

You did this work? Very impressive. I’m not so good with tools, I pretty much always hurt my fingers and then taking it to a pro to get it fixed correctly. Nice job! (Even though we all know it’s off your miniature Harley Davidson)

Drexyl's picture

I was a sport guy before I gave it up, but I will always remember my friend Nick (RIP) that let me take his 74 Superglide for a ride. Had a “shovelhead” motor I believe? Anyway, I was 20, had a FZR600 at the time, a Honda CBR600 before that, dirt bikes before that. Here’s the best part, Nick neglected to tell me the front brakes didn’t work knowing it was my first time on a 600lb bike. Nick had some bad habits I won’t mention, he was my uncles friend lol. Let’s just say I figured out the brake issue quickly lmao!!! Thanks for the great memory Rusty, appreciate it. By the way, no I didn’t lay it down, but it was the first and last Harley I ever threw a leg over. Wife won’t let me ride anymore and probably for good reason. I push things.

Drock_357's picture

Well suck me sideways…you fucked in my weed eater…ok you short fucker…I’m Headn to your house to get what’s mine…either your egg laying chickens or I’m gonna take or the bmw in the garage !…I need my weed eater replaced fucker

press1's picture

Where in the World of Paradise Islands are you these days Drocky??!!

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Drock_357's picture

Never fear brutha press!..drock is like the zits on Rusty’s ass, I am everywhere!….how u been my plate stacking friend? Hope all is well with u n your onlyfans page!!….. ( I am not promoting but, eroid members should checkout #pressdoesballweights….well worth the subscription price) …
Brutha we’ve been enjoying the shit out of things these past months….constantly on the go seeing and doing things, we just got back from a 3week excursion to the north eastern part of the us…spent a week in Pennsylvania ( wife has friends there), so damnit we had to do the whole Philly cheese steak tour in Philadelphia…it was awesome!…I will say this, the BEST cheesesteaks you’ll find will be in a mom n pop corner store….my poop smelled like cheese whiz n onions for days after we left lol….
How r things going here ?…have almost no time to follow things….newbies still want to run tren first cycle, tren deca var second cycle…? Lol…I miss being here on reg basis, always liked talking bout how a simple cycle n nutrition plan can get lasting results but not sure if anyone really listened lol….
Is Greg still around?..if so, can u nut punch him for me?…definitely enjoy his knowledge and most of all sense of humor….( no - homo on the nut punch )….gonna Cruz the site n see who else I can fuck with while I’m here…..been wanting to get back on since I’ve been staying on foods n still working out just nothing heavy since I’m old af …gonna try n b here more so b warned , I’m watching lol…

press1's picture

LMFAO MOTHERFUCKIN CHEESESTEAK EATIN PIDGEON SUCKER!!!! HAHAhaha

See it's just like calling Batman with you Drocky - Shine the light in the sky and Yee Shall cometh ....

Hey man - a man's gotta make his livin somehow, luckily I'm not at the stage of having to stick anything up me arse yet for the camera but if times get tough ... Well who knows - could figure out some kind of kinky act with one of these pigeons that keeps flying in though my hole? Scratch one-s head Bumhole Peckin?!!

The reason you still feel 40 Drocky is because you are still feeling 40 year olds up!! LOL Ya country jumpin Playboy .... hahaha

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Drock_357's picture

Bumhole peckin?…Bahahaha…..you may have just created the best onlyfans page in existence P!…I will absolutely foot the bill for all equipment and expenses for this….so here’s my vision:…you travel the globe feeding exotic and indigenous birds with your bum!..this does teeter on the edge of beastiality, however,…if we can capture footage of a rare or thot to be extinct bird getting nourishment from the crack of brutha Press ass..we will be filthy rich and popular af!…Im talking cover on National Geographic magazine, the discovery channel, late nite with Conan o’Brian, the rock n roll hall of fame!,..( we can dub in some killer 80’s hair metal to the videos)……possibilities are endless!…picture this bro: the video starts with some nature sounds and a majestic view of a hay field with a small pond, the camera pans the area and then boom!..there you are in the dog down position with an ample supply of carbs protein n healthy fats surcurly nestled in between the cheeks….all of a sudden the almost extinct blue wing taint-a-bill approaches for its evening feeding…now keep in mind VERY little footage of the blue wing taint-a-bill even exists, and there you are poised and ready to offer it substantial nutrients via the very vessel that we all here hold a high regard for pinning our oils!..Press you are a groundbreaker, one of a kind!..whew, well that’s my vision and 100% on board if your willing to do the legwork, ( or buttwork)….think about it bro, I’m behind you either way…( no-homo )..

press1's picture

Either you have previous experience in Bumhole Peckin videos or you've been dreaming up this scenario of my arse by a pond for some time - then you've subliminally coerced me into this scenario without me realising it.

I have thought of the ultimate twist to our first bird beastiality video - just as the audience is becoming overwhelmingly turned on by the whole experience, from out of nowhere erupts a large crocodile from the otherwise tranquil pond and snaps up the Blue wing taint-a-bill in its huge jaws, while brutha press bolts off into the nearby woodland and becomes engaged to the local hillbillies daughter/cousin in law!!! Then Credits roll .....

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Drock_357's picture

Yah I did kind of backdoor you ( no homo ) with the whole idea,….but hey , we r on to something big!…
As far as the alligator goes, we definitely need a stunt double or mannequin for that scene….I mean what if the gator snags your ball bag , if only by accident, ……safety first !..

I just realized something P…..I don’t have any more fat ass pigeons to shoot at my leisure anymore….what am I gonna feed you when you visit?….I suppose we could substitute chikn for it but that doesn’t have the same mystique….

press1's picture

No more Pigeons brother - I am sick of of them after all the ones I catch in my weights room then eat for lunch! One came in AGAIN a few days ago as I have the window slightly open now it is sunny in rainy England lol. Heard him flapping around and walked in and its just sat there until it realized I was gonna grab it and push it back through the Hole NO HOMO! All of a sudden when they see P approaching from the rear NO HOMO they realise they have to fold their wings and duck their head to get back out!! LMAO When I come over I'll bring 5 in the suitcase - can't be arsed to freeze them so they will just have to stink LOL

Nah you can feed me Burritos, Tacos, Enchilada's - I love all that Mexican stuff. Are you back into training again now you have all this free time or are you busy doing the Naked Wrestling Porno videos with the wife during the days?!

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press1's picture

Now there's a thought - Pigeon & Beef burritos!! LOL Sounds vile doesn't it. Seeing what they eat round here its more likely to be pigeon and puke burrito!!

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Mac12769's picture

This guys funny shit. ROFL
He knows your secrets lol.
Love some cheesesteak.

press1's picture

Yep He's Hilarious! Hey you guys have something in common too - he use to own a farm and a load of land too, until he sold out and is now worth about $10 million - No Joke!!! LMAO

Drocky's promised to wire me $1 million as long as I stay his BEST friend on here for the next 2 years Wink He's promised me in PM so there's no way he can get out of it now .....

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Mac12769's picture

Very cool. Guess I’ll have to put back the farm profile pics now..

press1's picture

Yeah I am pretty sure he had goats too - I think he was a Moo cow guy though and thats what he bred and sold. I am sure he will fill us in when he graces us with his presence again Lmao

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Drock_357's picture

You r rite P….black angus/ Hereford what we had out here…do I need to send u a 1/4 side over the pond?…lol

press1's picture

I do like a good Angus burger - they use to be all the rage over here a few years ago until all the supermarkets started hiking their prices up so much we now cannot afford to eat!!

Did you ever have Goats mate?

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Greg's picture

Did you ever have Goats mate?

Why do you think Rusty is at his place all the time?

press1's picture

HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!! Maybe he now has Drocks goats as well as the Weed eater?!!

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Drock_357's picture

Old?.. hell im only 55 son..I think my profile is wrong for whatever reason but I feel 40…lol..most days anyways….congrats on the grampy !…grands r the best cuz I can spoil them then return them!…lol…

Drock_357's picture

I’m to old for nitrous powered anything!…besides that, I saw the small engine chop shop in your garage…I knew you were sketchy the day you brought me a fruitcake the day after I moved next door!…return what’s mine in oem condition or reap the whirlwind of my goats on your your property!…I have them juiced up on tren and viagra so leathal af!…

Drock_357's picture

Let’s do the lawn mower , 3 chickens, and bbq with a handle of crown ….I’ll replace the weed eater cuz I’m such a nice guy….

fusebox's picture

Snowblower? I bet you'd win snowars

IrishMack's picture

I would upgrade that coil and put a colder plug in there if you plan on more than a 100 shot of naws

Halsey's picture

I run a stihl fs240 r brushcutter. Pretty potent machine, alot more than $47.