So, a few weeks back, my buddies and I were at Diamonds' strip club in Southern Ohio..(HUGE STRIPCLUB).. It just happened that "bree olsen" a famous pornstar that some of you freaks might be familiar with, happened to be performing. A few of my buddies are loud mouths, add a little..I mean, A LOT of alcohol..and if you didnt know them, you would would see them as "that guy." Anyways, one of them had the brilliant idea to go up to Bree after she was down performing, and express his feelings to her. Needless to say, his drunk self expressed his desires and sexual fantasies he has, about having sex with her. I give this girl MAD props, on spot she said- "Pull down your pants and get hard, and ill blow you right now....."

.............He CHOKED

he just lost the NBA Finals...FAIL