delivery question
I live in a very very small town where alot of people know everybody everything type shit. So far 2 successful orders delivered but 2nd time delivered the postman was a different person than the first time. Now i never really actually saw or met to postman who delivers cause im at work when it comes and mailbox isnt visable from house. Im not thinking thats something to worry about. If it was im sure once signed for something would have happened. Here is the question Im getting to.....since such a very small town is there more of a chance that continuous overseas packages coming to my address would be noticed and raise a red flag to the postmaster at my towns office?
Maybe its just natural stress and worry but I am like many others and have family etc...and well....hell I dont have to kep going. You all arent stupid and know what im getting at. Any thought or opinions???
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tread-mThrow in a few orders from over seas for sex toys and sex tapes and all sorts of different whips and chains and pretty soon he will just think you're a freak and will never think twice about it. Have your supplier label your gear "Asian Anal Cream" and he will never ask questions and probably wont even slow down much at your place! No seriously , these people tend to not give a damn about life in general as Das said and just do their job. Most of them spend there day dreaming about killing the post master or committing suicide so I think you're alright.
TxBigBoyCheck your states laws first though, some states only allow for a certain amount of dildos to be in your possession at a time. Here in Tx we has a strict policy of only 6 dildos per person. Be safe!
tread-mDamn....I'm going to have to start ordering the little misses stuff in as "hunting clubs" or something because she's in deep shit if they knock these doors down! I'll stick an arrow in the back for storage and tell them they are practice arrows with safety tips I use on the dog getting ready for bow season.
TxBigBoyYea bro I classify them as all kinds of stuff, dog toys, paperweights, Christmas tree ornaments, even turned one into a loofa.
tread-mOh the dog toys are right in line! I train bird dogs officer and they love a lot of chew toys for reward time but it makes their gums sore so I tend to keep a lot of this "KY Gum jelly" on hand for the poor things. Oh those , they are pacifiers for the puppies. Hell I don't know why they say butt plugs on the package I don't manufacture the shit I just buy it.
TxBigBoyNo officer those aren't anal beads that's a...umm...necklace?
tread-mlol....that the dog shit on!
tread-mDamn I gotta stop this, Pope has his oldest kids running around here lookin for sources for him while he works to keep that Childrens home fed!
yeah half the time im not even the one writing the coments, my 12 year old knows what dumb asses to downvote and who not to. hell I had him order for me last time and damnit if he didnt find a better source than I did and then wanna be a smart ass about it......... Dad!!! all it takes is a lil research
tread-mLMAO...yuuup, they learn it when they're babies! Kid has the steroid bible in his backpack at school right now!
popeboy 3:16 though shall not take daddy's gear at school nor at home. And whosoever ingages in the use of propionate shall have everlasting erections and will be damned to the garden of vagina for all eternity
TxBigBoyAmen brother! This man speaks the lords words!
TxBigBoyThat's awesome! Yea I think I'm actually gonna make my son pin me next time, he has real steady hands and it's about time he learns anyways!
hey they gotta learn somehow lol
TxBigBoyMan thats a good idea, my sons about to turn 5 it's about time he learns how to use the computer and find daddy good source.
tread-mHellz yeah, I think Goth has a training program for the little tikes and starts them out searching for low end orals at that age but its a start. Just have to get with him or google it...I think he calls it " 7Gothics Juicebox for tots"
Really, they sound more like Cupid's Arrows
OH Gawd, post office jokes :
A flag at half mast at the local post office means,......................Help Wanted.
tread-mlol...I always wondered about that.
Well you wondered what I was going to do if I won 60M on PowerBall too.
tread-mKMC and Treadman anabolics and more LTD>>>>>
could you freakin imagine, the Fed would have a bird
TxBigBoyI wouldnt stress about it, if it's seized you'll get a letter and that's normally a customs thing. Normally if it makes it to the post office in your town your g2g. It's not likely your postman will report you for ordering packages from overseas, if he even realizes its mailed from there. I mean with eBay people get shit from china all day long. Just read 7gothic's "how to avoid being arrested with gear" and you should be fine bro.
Now a days, the mail comes to the smaller post offices, already sorted and in order (in trays). I doubt the post master in your town would even be aware or it,...................unless,..............................you were ordering it in 55 gal barrels, then a question may arise as to anyone being at home to help.
TxBigBoyThose fuckers don't even knock, they just leave my 55 gallon barrels and run off.
Mines a female (husky, ??? I think female), anyway she/it asks me to help unload the barrel from the van.
YMMV
Better check to see if your getting a full barrel... she/it might be skimming a bit off the top.
Damn, after reading "7"'s fake steroid dealer thread, I just figured that was normal.
now it makes more sense.