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Breakups-they suck

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My career was progressing, training was going very well, I was super motivated to become the best man I can be-well Then this shit happens, my relationship of 3 years ends. We were planning to get married, I was super close to her, maybe too close. what a damn punch in the stomach, what a damn disappointment. I don't know how to describe how i feel know, I just feel very uncomfortable, like the road ahead of me just fell into the ocean. can only hope I will feel better again soon.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Allegedly of course...

Engineereddisaster's picture

Actually, I never use a tarp. The shag carpet has a calming effect on hookers and buys me time to get them into the backwoods. About a half mile to the destination I usually like to let them know that they are going to die. That’s when it get me really interesting. Nothing says party like five whore tweekers panicking in the back of the van. Smile when I open that back door it’s on! They come at me screaming like Steve B at a Bieber concert.

Pale's picture

So simple, yet so effective

Engineereddisaster's picture

That is why we love America.
American hookers fight harder than any hooker in the world! USA USA USA!

jrod91384's picture

Sounds like some good chapters to follow up with. In how to cycle in the joint. " what happens after you get out of the joint on cycle."
Shit gets radical!!!!!

herpjunkie111's picture

And it'll be really good practice if the witch that broke his heart doesn't come back to him voluntarily.... He might end up being a suspect but them charges ain't gonna stick if they don't find a body.

GizmoDuck's picture

True, it’s all about proper disposal

GizmoDuck's picture

Damn dude. Sorry to hear that. Yea. We all have been there man. You’ll make it thru this