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this may be an iffy topic given the composure of this site, but I have been looking into this career path.

so one of the automatic disqualifications happens to be drug usage of schedule I, II, or III substances within the past 10 years.

do they drug test for steroids?

do all places give a polygraph test? also when taking the polygraph do they ask about the drugs within the last 10 years? how do you go about passing this knowing that you have used steroids?

any and all related info anyone has would be a great help.

Detour's picture

I know the polygraph mainly focuses on Narcotic and habit forming substances, and just general questions about your ethical background. If your worried just find someone that will run the poly on you a few times for practice, they are not as foolproof as everyone thinks. Either way congrats on your choice, I respect anyone who puts their life on the line for the general public. I don't think I could ever be a cop, I'd end up pistol whipping annoying people...

mwagner630's picture

there is a local spot for lifters thats crawling with cops on AAS. i have trained a few guys there, and im currently training a cop who started his second cycle he got from another officer. AAS among law enforcement is rampant in my area. it absurd to actually think about, and i have first hand knowledge of a few of those on. theyre ticking time bombs in my opinion

Cmndr. Shepard's picture

Probably the wrong place to get info like that. But even so, as long as you stop a use you should be fine. How would they be able to suspect otherwise?

cry_havoc's picture

Xv's comment...though crude as it is; brings up an interesting question. I see it as a moral question and ethical one as well. Morally; are you able to arrest someone for possession of a class III drug that you yourself use on a frequent basis? Ethically can you take an oath to uphold the law knowing that you yourself aren't and then not enforce it on someone who is also not holding to that very law?

On another note ethically why is the law right and those who use steroids wrong? Watch Bigger Faster Stronger on netflix. There are some interesting objections to laws banning performance enhancing drugs while there are no laws against the abuse of other drugs that are used for "performance" enhancement in other arena's. In some cases with deadly consequences.

cry_havoc's picture

I agree

XvBeast's picture

Yea bro I ll help u, so u can put me in jail for the same juice ur using

Mars's picture

believe what you will, your will is your belief.

aronl's picture

Steroid abuse is rampant amongst cops. You'll fit right in.

thefusion's picture

All the gear you can possibly want in the evidence room

jimmie's picture

I'll hopefully be going through the process for the fire dept. Went to for the popo but my past caught up to me. I wouldn't worry about the drug testing. Can't tell you about the poly though. I've heard when they ask about drugs you say yes, thinking alcohol is a drug, so technically you're not lying. And forget these idiots talking shit about cops. Some suck, yes, I agree. But most are just regular dudes trying to help their neighborhood be a better place. No cops equals anarchy, gangs taking over etc, great place for your kids huh? Shut up retards.

jimmie's picture

ah yes you are correct, I'm wrong. No first responders have ever helped anyone, no cops have ever stopped a criminal from hurting an innocent civilian, and if there were no cops, there would be no crime, no one would have to worry about unlicensed drivers speeding through neighborhoods or running down their kids. Yup, you're right "A state of disorder due to absence or nonrecognition of authority" is not the definition of anarchy. A lawless world would be such a better place.

I'm obviously being sarcastic. I'm not saying all cops are good, I'm not saying I'm a law abiding citizen. I can't be a cop because I have a criminal record. I've been arrested 8 or 9 times and did some time in county along with a few weekends in the town jail. I'm really not sure what the point is that you're trying to make. I will agree with the facts the some cops are scumbags, and some laws are flawed if not just useless.

gcgeargold's picture

" I'm really not sure what the point is that you're trying to make. "

see if u get it when i word it.. this is a steroid forum, all of us here conduct in illegal activities doing what we do,buying/selling/importing illegal drugs into our countries.. he wants to be a cop,all cops arrest/fine/put in jail people like us for doing what we love so much. their for, COPS = Fucking Dogs!

jimmie's picture

see now you still sound like an idiot. So we all do something that is illegal, I agree. I already stated I've done time, yet I still won't say all cops are "dogs"... even though I like dogs, mans best friend.

Turn on the news right now and watch them doing their jobs protecting this country, hunting down a terrorist. You say fuck them? So you support terrorism? Douche.

I'm glad to see others here don't agree with your incredibly ignorant view.
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/feck-da-police

gcgeargold's picture

mate, id rather a cop be 100% by the law, and not live a single second of his miserable fucking life outside it.. they decide to do that job, then do it 100%, u take an oath, u have the power over others, then fucking live by the rules then if you're going to enforce it, cops that do gear, take occasional drugs, rort the system, even down to speed 10 kph/5mph over the speed limit are 2 faced fucking dogs, setting/enforcing rules or giving people fines/ruining peoples lives for living outside those rules then going home to do the exact opposite of what they were enforcing? nothing but corrupt fucking dogs.. i dont know of 1 cop that lives his life 100% by the law.. if i did, i may have a different outlook..

ps.. i live in aus, not the states,, we LUCKILY dont have to deal with the same amount of stupid dumb c*nts doing mass shootings/bombings that u guys deal with, that, i do truly feel bad and sorry for the innocent people over there, so its not comparilble and doesnt really make ur arguement valid to me

Marbelous's picture

if you dont like my career choice bro i dont really care. its funny that you keep coming back here. take your bitch self somewhere else and grow the fuck up.

gcgeargold's picture

second thought, you'd suit been a cop..

cry_havoc's picture

Lol! Ronnie Colemen was a 2x Mr. U and a cop. YouTube Ronnie Colemen at work

Marbelous's picture

yup ive seen probably all his videos. hes a cop and people around here love the guy.

thefusion's picture

It seems all he does at work is eat!

cry_havoc's picture

When your that big your always eating

gcgeargold's picture

lol cant believe someone admits wanting to become L.E on a steroid forum.... anyone who will try take my gear or put me in jail for using it can die in a f*cking hole :).

Marbelous's picture

i respect your view on cops but honestly i dont know you or anyone on this site nor would my job be to chase you online guys down.

this is a forum topic with some questions for anyone who had any knowledge about it and thats all.

Warmachine's picture

Well.. Given the composure of this site I would sure hope no one had the answers for any of these questions.... there is a ton of good paying jobs out there, why be a cop? honestly I didn't know le was that good paying of a Job .

Marbelous's picture

well honestly its something ive always wanted to do. i was actually surprised at the pay offered to start around here better than i thought but regardless even if i wasnt making much id be much happier doing something i have fun doing rather than be stuck in a job i hate, lifes too short to dread starting every new day cuz you hate your job.

im sure we got some cops flyin under the radar that post here lol

Warmachine's picture

I honestly dont feel you should die in a f@$@#$ hole or whatever that other cat said. I was just wondering why? Most guys that become cops have some major reason as to why they would want to do it and it has nothing to do with the pay. I know Ronnie Coleman is a cop...... Anyone in to BBing should know that. And he is the last dude I would want to get stopped by ! lol... Honestly if he was able to get away with aas use and the amount he has to use that kinda answers your question in itself. Or at least you know there is some divisions that dont test for aas. To each is own. Just keep in mind the old Glass house and throwing stones saying when your pulling people over.

avocado13's picture

That or the ole thumb tack in the shoe ;)

gcgeargold's picture

+1!

Marbelous's picture

thanks bro im glad you were so helpful Smile

avocado13's picture

Nothing wrong with most cops man...just guys who decided to get a decent paying job and provide for their families. The power tripped ones can get bent though.

avocado13's picture

If given a polygraph just be honest.

Marbelous's picture

so im gonna sit and say yes i have used a schedule III drug in the past 10 years even tho its an automatic disqualification?? that is against the whole point of me asking these questions. the goal is to be hired not be disqualified

stl's picture

Just shave all your hair off and why would you admit it

avocado13's picture

Don't be naive. You think every person that is taking that polygraph has never touched a drug before? Even weed? Just a way for them to not hire someone they don't like. So be honest.

avocado13's picture

Also, are you sure its 10 years for the departments you're applying for? I know that some departments are different. I personally know a guy that got hired on a dept after he admitted to smoking some weed.

Marbelous's picture

yes i am sure about that and cant have used canabis in the last 2 years. as for your other response, it's not that im naive i just figured if i admitted to having broken one of their rules for qualification that id automatically be outed. of course im aware exceptions are made and things brushed under the rug. i also figured trying to lie my way through would be better but im leaning toward honesty now.

Marbelous's picture

sorry but what does visiting an attorney have to do with any of this bro

XvBeast's picture

y u gotta use roids to be in the law enforcement, all u gotta do is do the dozen donut challenge..