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Be Careful what you touch

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just writing this as a friendly reminder to be careful what you touch because you never know what's on the item. For the last month I've been dealing with a really bad nasty eye infection. I had to see 4 Doctors befor someone could finally tell me that i have an STD in my eye. Doc said it happens alot someone infected will usually masterbate then just wipe their hand with a towel and go around town touching stuff. then you touch something and rub your face and bam you get a nasty eye infection that keeps you out of the gym and work for a month. Be careful bros and if your out and about carry a bottle of sanitizer with you and especially dont rub your face.

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Badgoat1

trenbalogny's picture

But does it explain their teeth also? They better not be gnawing on my barbells.

trenbalogny's picture

Fuck that! That's why I always carry hand sanitizer in my gym bag in case the gym has run out. As soon as I'm on my way out the door I slather that shit on.

TheFlash85's picture

lol so you got clhamidiya in your eye! well done! clarify for me? who has the std? yourself? or you got funky with some chick?

KAM1314's picture

Not a chick...just some bad goat

Zee's picture

Poor goat, ejaculated in his eye.

whitechocolate's picture

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j1980's picture

Shit man that's some bad luck right there!

jimmycrackcorn's picture

damn bro does that herpes last for life too? o

Badgoat1's picture

sounds like you got lucky with just taking a drug and it working. Ive been on several different drugs for diff. infections. Now that they figured out what it is and got the right drug combination it is slowly starting to clear up and out. hopefully by monday they will let me back in the gym instead of booting me out.

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TrenjaminFranklin's picture

I have a really bad habit of masturbating on everything I touch. :0

The Impastable's picture

I'm dying. Lmao

Pale's picture

LMAO!