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Ask a man a question.

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Alright ladies. My points are low, and after reading the forums, I realize that I really don't have a lot to offer as far as steroid advice compared to some of pro's around here. I'm here to learn.
However, what I do have to offer is honesty. So ladies, this is created for you to ask me any question you want about men. I can also give you a straight answer about anything that you may be worried about that most men will lie to you about.

I've got your answers.

This is your page. Let me teach you about men. We are simple yet complex creatures.

kodiakGRRL's picture

so, its been some time since I have had the pleasure of perusing the ladies loung and checking out ed;s "ask a man a question " thread and to my great surprise it seems as if the boys have invaded the ladies lounge with DRAMA..... so ed I ask you . ..WTF?

Engineereddisaster's picture

This is just a simple case of bitch boys coming to the proper place to ask a man a question. They,unlike real women aren't man enough to handle being spoken to by a real man. That would be Me of course.

kodiakGRRL's picture

LMAO

dudebro's picture

Never thought the ladies lounge would be so entertaining.

Convict's picture
  • simple yet complex = oxymoron
Convict's picture

For some weird reason im seeing a black 'dot' on my avatar/karma score? Am i the only one seeing it or what? Is it something normal? Its a perfect circle dot thingy and i feel 'marked' muahhaha mods are gonna get me ;(

Engineereddisaster's picture

It's a tracker. Enjoy bro.

Nitti's picture

I'm enjoying this actually. Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

I wiped my ass with a picture of your mother. That made us cool.

Nitti's picture

Ctfu!!

Convict's picture

Yeh thats the one im talkin about!? Thats weird as! And yeh your right dan.. Id hate to say it but youve being going apeshit bro i think you should lay low for a bit before these mods do hand out some back handers! Haha being back in beast modes changed you lol

Convict's picture

How about you show a little respect to us ozzie bros ed! Theres a very legit reason the 'mods' decided to set up the aussie thread and it wasnt til recently that it became a members only thread! There are reasons for this and they honestly dont concern guys such as yourself..

"Tired of the bullshit ozzie lounge or wtf ever" is one hell of an insult to us aussie bros! At the end of the day ED.. Its a direct insult to hundreds of great blokes.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Go read my disclaimer in the same group. You are cramping my style here in the ladies lounge. If you really took that as an insult to all Australians then I've over estimated your intellectual capacity and I apologize.

Engineereddisaster's picture

This is funny shit right here. I get down-voted by a couple of pussies namely Dansta and BoboXL . Pretty cowardly especially Boboxl who has had nothing to say in the matter, just a sneak in and suckerpunch downvote. Can't remember breaking any rules that warranted the downvote. I guess I really did hurt some pussy feelings. I'm sorry bitches. Please accept my apology.

bobo_xxl's picture

Didn't hurt my feelings. I'm not the one ranting and sending PM's wanting to know why, why, why don't you like me. I gave you the -1 for the comments towards Dansta. Your own words . "Yes I got nasty with Dansta later, but I thought it was all in fun as well." Well, not everyone did. Nevertheless. I still like you.... sort of.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I didn't ask you why you don't like me, I just called you out on a pussy move. That's what men do. They don't sneak little cowardly behind the back jabs in like you did. I don't give a shit about the karma. I see that half of your votes have been little sneaky pussy negatives. Never calling anyone out, just sneaky stabs in the back. That's just who you are. I actually think it's funny. I'd never trust a guy like you. You are the kind of guy that rats out his best friend. Run along rat boy.

Convict's picture

Even his peers have labelled him nothing more than a goat fucker dan.. I dont think we could possibly offend a man of this calibre. He'll keep son ;) maybe someday he'll open up a parcel to find a pack of good old poofinger shit! Brewed for days and just dumped in a big ol recanned can o spam! BAhaha! Lets run a promo and get his addie lmao ;p (jokes)

Convict's picture

I havnt negged anyone dosey

Engineereddisaster's picture

No you haven't. I'll give you props for that. Hell, I'll even +1 your ass for handling shit like a man.
Just Dansta and Bobo pulling the pussy under the table negs.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol.
A game for everyone...
Guess who wrote this after being negged for no reason....

"must have some fan out there in eroids land down voting a pic..your a tool my friend with low rep as your hit didnt grab rep points away and if it did a mod would be notified on your dumb ass,"

Hint..Notice that this person doesn't know the difference between "You're and your"

For your answer please go here:
http://www.eroids.com/pics/oz-stash

Not only was Dansta boo hooing about getting negged, He also threatened to tattle on that dudes ass. Lol. This is funny shit right here.

Engineereddisaster's picture

You didn't. Sorry princess.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Dear Dansta,
I hate to get picky in this time of passion but the correct phrase would be "you're an idiot". Not "your an idiot" So technically "your" use of the word "your" makes you the idiot.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you kids to stay in school.

As far as the points go, I think "your" brother convict showed a stronger case of testicular fortitude by at least coming at me like a man and I'll give +1's for that all day.
You on the other hand went full pussy homo. That will never be worthy of points in my book. "You're" just a big bloody hatchet wound. That's right a big bloody pussy.
"Your" friend, no homo
Ed

Pale's picture

I don't think a down vote was warranted either, so I +1'd you to counter. Look we love Australia here in the states. We have gotten ripped on plenty (as Americans)but we the people have very little control of what our politicians do, so we take it in stride.

Pale's picture

Dansta, I think your a good guy and have no beef with you whatsoever, but all of this to me seems way overkill. Relax brother.

ANBRO's picture
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ANBRO's picture
Thank you dansta! It takes more of a man to say I'm sorry than it does to keep arguing! No harm no foul with you and I.... All my best to the new baby...
Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro. I think I've had a couple balance it out now. It seems as if my Karma only increases when i get negged like this, Lol. I really don't care about the karma, just the cowardess that comes with anonymous negs. I think it's kind of pussy.

Engineereddisaster's picture

So I guess I'm confused as to how my group was so insulting. Did I say the magic word that pisses off all Of Australia?
In jest, I create a group out of jealousy that my country doesn't have it's own group. Saying its bullshit that my country doesn't have it's own group, and oh shit, it's like I've urinated on Mick Dundee's mother's headstone.
I guess I don't understand how this is offensive. It was all in humor... Yes I got nasty with Dansta later, but I thought it was all in fun as well. I guess I'd like to know how creating this group was so damn insulting?

Darktide's picture

Brother, I have to agree with Andromeda's comments below you are way off in your interpretation of ED and is intent and humor. For one Ed makes fun of everything and everyone including himself, I also have never seen him personally degrade anyone with malice in fact quite the opposite. It is easy here to read a comment and take it in the wrong spirit it happens quite often to all of us.

ANBRO's picture
It appears that you sir are taking something that ED said personally... Tell me that can't be so! Anyone with a good sense of humor would know and understand that everything ED says is in joking... If you are offended it only points out that you are being a wee bit to sensitive. I can not my wildest dreams imagine ED saying anything to insult anyone in a direct derogatory way. Lastly, if you are offended (and obviously you are) why not address this in a PM? That way you have the opportunity to clear up something that's truly not a public matter.
ANBRO's picture
10 seconds?? Please do not confuse my time here with how long it take you to get off! I could careless of your childish little web spat, however I do not take kindly to being talked down to or your lack of respect! I never once said anything to you and you come out like a jealous boyfriend, who's girlfriend just got slapped on the ass. Now I understand you have your friends, homies, partners.. Whatever you want to call the people you feel like you need to protect... But coming at me like an ass was completely uncalled for!
Convict's picture

Here we are.. In a thread designed to give ladies advice on men and youre finding it hard to work out how a man could be offended by having his country insulted by a fkn idiot american? Hes insulted AUSTRALIA! The country that has supported america side by side since fkn world war 1! Every single fkn war weve lost lives in has been STARTED by fkn America! I dont dislike her liberty not in the slightest but by god there are some fkn idiots there this cock being one of them! And its not just abot the title of his thread its the shit he said about our land in posts on his thread! Ill tell ya what if it was said to my face id knock his fkn head clean off!

Darktide's picture

Every single fkn war weve lost lives in has been STARTED by fkn America! I dont dislike her liberty not in the slightest but by god there are some fkn idiots there this cock being one of them! And its not just abot the title of his thread its the shit he said about our land in posts on his thread! Ill tell ya what if it was said to my face id knock his fkn head clean off!

Who is being insulting now! And as far as the tough guy internet threats grow up that doesn't play here! And get your history right. I am hoping at this point your are a combat vet or present one because otherwise you are insulting many American Veterans that fought in these wars. And honestly if you can't discern the difference between good nature humor and read the whole post than this might not be the place for you.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Look at you taking one of my jokes personal and all of a sudden turning into an Internet tough guy. I hate to play your game because I think it's idiotic to talk tough over the internet but let me state a fact. You, on your best day would get beat into paralysis in a real life confrontation with me. But that's neither here nor there. Just a fact. I've got nothing to prove so I'll leave I at that. You would be smart not to judge me by my avi if you want to get real with this shit.
As for your not being able to take a joke, well that's your problem. I've got no problem with Australia, perhaps if you had a few minor reading comprehension skills you would be able to see my humor in the post.
P.S.
You may educate yourself a little better on who started what wars. I'm pretty sure that the U.S. didn't start world war 1 or 2. We just finished it. In fact, your ass would be speaking German if it wasn't for the U.S.
As for the 42 Combined Australian lives that have been lost in Iraq and Afganistan, I've got nothing but respect for those brothers. And hold thier lives with the utmost respect. But shit, I've got nothing but respect for all Australians. It was a damn joke. I guess it's the pussy crybabies that I have a problem with and so far, you are the only one who couldn't take the joke. Dansta understood the jokes and came in throwing punches and it has been fun. You on the other hand need to lighten up read the disclaimer instead of being a Winey bitch. But hey maybe that's why you came here...To ask a man a question from a ladies perspective.

Convict's picture

Oh so now you're not only intellectually superior but you're a thrashing machine with much bigger balls and a much bigger cock and you're basing all these facts on your interpretation of 'yourself' because lets face it bigboy you don't know a fucking thing about me ;) and i haven't insulted america I've insulted a few of its halfwits ;) i could not give a rats arse what you call your insults whether it be straight up humour or a direct attempt at shitting on a nation!

Darktide's picture

X2!

ANBRO's picture
UMmmmmm I was told to come here to see a man about a goat? Am I in the wrong thread??