posted Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:00
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Steroid drug test help
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Hey guys I'm in a bit of a rush and need as much feedback as I possibly can get..I'm going to court on Monday for custody of my children and my lovely ex said I use steroids so they want to test me.. It's my understanding that the test for this can only be done by a blood test and it's very expensive. I'm trying to figure out if I should call bluff and take a piss test if they asked? Can they test for it this way? Also I heard there was some over the counter stuff from gnc that would come up positive ? If anyone knows which would do this I could possibly say I'm taKing that ? Or is
There something that can make the test come up clean? Any info about testing is freak thy appreciated ..thank you
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You could always use the excuse of pro hormones. Msten... Legal to purchase and use.
Pulled from strongsupplementshop.com:
Msten-
Will Methylstenbolone come up on a Drug Test?
Users who are at risk for anabolic steroid testing will test positive while using Methylstenbolone. Always know whether or not you are at risk for drug testing prior to using Pro-Hormones. If you are taking a drug test which tests for schedule one drugs like narcotics you have nothing to worry about.
I feel your pain on a custody dispute.
tell your lawyers shes on heroin, also arent pro hormones legal over there??? go get a few different mixed bottles... you know the nasty ones with like 3 compounds stacked ...... say your on them, you should be able to find ones too match what your on.... example m14add converts too dbol, etc etc......
AnonStar, first of all i am sorry to hear that.. Look you do have a few options though. I am sure you have a friend who has clean urine for you. So literally have pissed in a bottle if you have the bank purchase the wizinator who is fake dick but what is does is there is an area where your balls would be but you take the clean piss put it in the glass vial that comes with the wizinator and there is a heating system in wizinator that heats the piss to stay at 98.7 degrees so if they actually watch you take the drug test you just out the dick part of the wizinator and hold it which to anyone will look like your holding your own dick and you squirt out the clean piss that is in your pants attached to the heating vial on the wizinator. If you can't afford it then get the piss put it is vial and you know the hands and frets warms pads that you put in your gloves and feet when it is cold... You have the vial be heated up 1 of the hand warmer and you tape it to the piss vial. this have worked man times for many people. i have done this myself as well.
Refusing the test = admitting guilt IMO
Your only chance is to find clean pee. And I would tell them straight up you use supplements from GNC, google some that claim to raise test levels. Good luck
Damn that sucks ! I agree with below probably no way around it without fake piss. But on a side note Wtf does juice have to do with being a good parent.. That's just fucked up..
I'd have my lawyer fight her accusations, tooth and nail, Mate.
But IF the judge decides there is credence to her claims and decides to have your blood drawn to discover who's telling the truth, then your fu..ed.
Because IF the test/s come back positive then obviously the judge is going to hold it against you for lying to the court.
With a simple urine test you MAY be able to get away with saying you're using an over the counter Testosterone booster of some kind, IF your lawyer admits to the court that you've used such a product in the past ahead of any court imposed decision, because the urine test isn't going to be able to determine your actual Test levels.
Whatever you decide to do, good luck, Mate.
AnonYES Mate,
is really on the ball because if they take blood your fucked i am sorry to say that but you can do anything to cleanse your of whatever toxins are in your body immediately. But Blood test are expensive way more then piss tests.
Yeah bro piss will show all day long. Either pick yourself up a fake pud with a heated bladder and get some clean piss from a buddy or dehydrate yourself and find someone who will fill your bladder with clean piss through a reverse catheter. Other than that you are screwed.
Good old oil change. Definitely not my first choice, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I had a Wizinator, but I was ashamed to pull it out I didn't want whomever was watching me pee think I was that small. But yes clean urine is the only way. And hope they don't do bloods.
I would have your lawyer fight it. Unless a judge says you have to, you won't have to do it. Otherwise there really isn't anyway to beat it.
they can test through urine and its not expensive. I dont know of any way to beat the test.
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There is no hiding your blood bro...what are you taking?...if its test i wouldnt worry to much about it normal levels are between 300-1200 and if you stop taking it already by next week your levels should be lower...hcg will show up but its not banned unless you are an athlete...
for synthetic urine find a local dealer of urine luck synthetic. IDK for bloods!
good luck!