+ 1 Sperm zombies
So me and the mrs have been toying with idea of having another little one, nothing serious, but thought as I'd been on and off of the gear for a few years now, I'd get my sperm checked.
For info: I finished a short cycle of 8 weeks sustanon with npp week 2-5/ and masteron weeks 5-8. I used 5000iu of HCG during the cycle, starting around the 3 week mark. Two weeks after last injection I did a four week Nolvadex PCT 40/40/20/20
Results from the sperm test are... (I got my results in french as that's where I live so if I get some terminology wrong, forgive me)
TEST WAS DONE ON 19/1/18 (under six weeks since last injection of Sustanon 250 half mill from tapering down).
Sperm:
PH 7.9 minimum 7.2 ok
Number of sperm 20 million minimum 15 million/ml ok
Number of sperm in ejaculation 44.1 million minimum 40 million ok
% sperm mobile 44% over 40% ok
% sperm mobile and progressive 18% Over 32% ok - NOT GOOD NEWS
Form/shape of sperm normal 2%
Form/shape of sperm abnormal 98% !!! FUCK ME, they're like little aliens or something
98% of sperm was misshaped at the head of the sperm
Conclusion:
Asthenospermia and Tératospermie, eaning my sperm is malformed and doesn't move much. This isn't a great surprise as one imagines the sperm being examined here was "born" whilst I was on cycle. The fact I am still producing gear at this point I guess is down to the hcg, but it clearly isn't as great at keeping things up and running as we might have hoped. However, that said, getting things back to normal may not take as long as if hcg was never used.
I'll chat with the doc about doing another test a few months from now.
PS. Rubbing one out in a small room with two plastic chairs and no television for porn wasn't much fun!
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Hello Sir,
From my own experience and athletes around I can surely say you will need 70 days for your sperm to get to normal range after your cycle. I have tried to do a test 50 days after cycle and then do 70 days after the cycle and there was a major difference. It probably sounds like I am just going there to have fun lol but I was actually concerned myself. Then realized by monitoring my own test results and other athlete's tests - 70 days is what your body needs to get back in range.
Hope this helps.
Regards
Odds are you had this kind of sperm pre-steroids mate. Taking gear isn't going to magically retard your sperm.
This doesn't mean you can't get the Mrs pregnant, hence your first born.
On a side note might be worth getting a DNA test done just for shits and giggles.
Ejaculate eod for a month.The sperm should straighten out.When you first get back to making them they can be fucked up a bit.Also like giardap said vit c,zinc,and selenium.
Both of my children were conceived while I was on cycle. I wouldnt sweat it.
Loads of megadosed vit C (buy a bag of powder as you will need loadsa grams), lots of zinc, and check if your iron is elevated or if your cycle caused a change that resembles anaemia... you will need to interpret bloods on a couple of the measurements to determine the anaemia thing (its often caused on cycle but may or may not be true anaemia)
Well done on hcg usage, it limits the extent of primary testes issues developing
I'll look into the vitamin C.
Also, I've just done the maths... I think it's about 72 days for sperm to form from start to finish. The date of my test would mean that the sperm "produced" in for the lab would have been born about two weeks into cycle (2 weeks of test and 1 week of npp), and that's still a week or so before I began the hcg... interesting a little at least.
SunnyD.81I used to be a phlebotomist and at our lab for semen collection the room had a cheap plastic chair and a picture of a guy on the wall hitting a baseball. We were trained to always mention we have free Wi-Fi at the lab and we just posted the password on the back of the door so they could search porn on their phones. I made a joke once about how the only possible way we could make the atmosphere worst in that room for jerking off is if we took down the pic of the guy hitting a baseball and put a cross on the wall. My boss was female, seriously she fidnt understand. She had brown paper towels I'm there for cleaning up instead of some nice aloe plus vitamin e tissues