posted Tue, 05/26/2015 - 02:23
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+ 2 Solo NPP creampie!!!
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Sooooo........ I just put a full load all over my face. No easier way to say it my brothers.
Never, not once have I screwed up an injection. I'm clinical as I gets EVERY time even on every day pins, patience is key. Get sloppy and soppy results is what ya get.
The drama unfolds. So I load a fairly thick NPP dose into the barrel (post/pre proper protocol) as look for a blue pin. None left, great. So I decide orange is what I'm working with f*** it. Into the quad we go, apply a ill extra pressure. Nothing, not budging. The wife is now shouting we are late as s*** MOVE! Lol. Now I'm pissed at this NPP. Squeeze, squeeze again, muh fucka squeeeeeze BOOM! Barrel pops off, pin remains in quad and every drop of 2ml NPP spunks itself like a chick squirting like a fountain straight on my face and into my eyes dripping from my chin!!!!
.....Very unpleasant experience. After initial panic of potential blindness I had to laugh at the state I was in. I mean fucksake, slam that scrub sticker straight on my forehead lol what a dumb dumb.
Though I'd share give you guys a lil chuckle (and a safety warning at the same time. As if you really need this one lol).
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Lol I wasn't sure what to expect when I read the heading on this one! Got to love those orange pins, took me two minutes to pin 1ml of test into my delt with one of those once!
Lol yeah I go bitch mode orange also. Mainly cause I run ED pins short cycles.
lol gotta pay the extra for that luer lock
I pinned my sciatic nerve in my quad once and the needle got stuck in my ceiling from me jerking it out of my leg, not a creampie event but hilarious and massively painful at the same time, I lost feeling in my leg so when I stood up to see how to get it out my leg was numb so I fell on my face and trying to stop the fall I had a vial in my hand; broke a new 10ml I just got from my doc. I had to show him the broken vial and the cuts in my hand. Not cool and yes I tattooed a small dot where I pinned so I would NEVER do that again.
Pml. Get yourself a dart board for next time ;)
lmao!
That's CRAZY!!! I once had a fountain of blood shoot out my delt and spray the wall..... Freaked me out...
Pmsl monk... Lol funny shit... Could be worse thou mate, could of been tren ;)
lol another porn star on eroids! nice !
Steroids and porn, seems like a good combo to me...... In a sick way lmao.
good combo and good by them selves, cream pies are good too, especially if you find a quality bakery.......or woman!!! lol
Fuck now I'm hungry....again.
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Hahaha! I haven't done that one yet but as hard as I have to push through them 1.25" 27's it is just a matter of time
Pussy negging a mod is not advisable. Timberdog.
Lol it was a 50/50 state of panic and wtf just happened
lol! to be a fly on the wall..... Wish we had a pic of your facial. Your a smart guy, if it wont pull up with a 25 it wont push in with one.
Worked the 100 of times before. Lol rage mode squeeze is what stupidly did it :|