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Seizure letter from border patrol

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I order a package back in July from a source 30 days later never got package. Source reshipped cause it was during the new year slow down. Question is when I got home yesterday I had a letter saying my package was seized. So do I sign the letter to forefit or just throw away the letter

Top_Price77's picture

Absolutely sign the letter telling the federal government that you were ordering controlled substances through the mail. You should always own up to crimes when there is no evidence against you. As a matter of fact next time you get a pack call the local tax office and tell them you need to pay import taxes on the anabolic steroids you ordered from China or where ever.

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Spool's picture

Should I do this for domestic orders too?

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Yourmamma69's picture

Forget you ever got it lol

KMC's picture

You are NOT under oath,...........................................deny, deny, DENY and buy a new computer.

You are under oath,.............................................."speak to my lawyer".

Other things to consider by both side: the size of the imaginary order.

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PrimoPantani's picture

Really good advice here. It’s best to NEVER speak to the cops about anything to do with a criminal investigation without a lawyer present ESPECIALLY if you’re innocent. This includes if you’re only a witness. No reason to be a dick about it but it is your constitutional right and there’s a reason they try to keep people from exercising it.

KMC's picture

Deny one time,................if they ask a second time ...........lawyer up

They can't say you looked suspicions by asking for a lawyer first.

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KMC's picture

LE is there to help, Yes, you read that right. They are there to help put you in jail.

Ever hear them say: "let us put these handcuffs on you for your protection".

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PrimoPantani's picture

Lol. No, but I’ve heard them say “Let us put these handcuffs on you and we won’t have to kick your ass too hard” I really should have listened that time.

Sithx66's picture

Have a friend sign it and see what Happens lol

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Brolly6898's picture

Lol signing it? They will ask for a prescription

UncleYoked's picture

toss it

SimonM84's picture

Burn it and forget about it.

Finnatobbuff81's picture

Signing admits you knew about it. It's not certified, just toss it. Any questions, you know nothing, what package..

Bill1976's picture

Ignore the letter. DO NOT sign.

Jockstrap's picture

Toss it. Or at least show the source. Maybe they reship. But dont ever sign. Signing says you knew it was illegal and i like showering with men at the colony.

Jockstrap's picture

Ive got your package you signed for...

Steeltoad777's picture

How it really goes down too lol

Brolly6898's picture

That's da trenbolone look he's natural

Jockstrap's picture

Its the bcaas....really....

Brolly6898's picture

Mmm watermelon bccas from xtend

Sithx66's picture

Tren? Come on man this is clearly the work of protein powder, BCAAs and creatine.

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Lol

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Sign the letter. Then pull out a trump card and write them a letter back demanding you want your shit.

Those steroids rightfully belong to you and the man is trying to steal them from you.

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Jockstrap's picture

Its trumps fault. Hahaha

HENCH500's picture

Howling

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