Anonymous's picture
Anonymous
  • 0
4787

+ 1 pre workout supps, or gear or whatever

ad

yo yo I drink gas, snort a line of meth and shoot up some freakn muscle pharm assault bro's for pre workout . what u do hih huh

morph's picture

I like to lay a line of coke on the equipment I'll be using and rail it before each set while yelling FUCK YEAH! and punching/kicking various machines

DBG's picture

I sprinkle some bath salts on my oats in the AM.

mike23's picture

The only serious answer!!!

ac89's picture

I tend to get naked at the gym and look in the mirror while screaming aesthetics. (tribute the the guy that got his member ship revoked) then I do a cock push up and my routine is done

jimmie's picture

With caber or prami you could do more than one.

Mr.flex's picture

Before i start i like to take a few Viagra and some tne then put on some biker shorts then go to the gym and try to give all the guys a spot while their lifting especially on the squat bar.. Good way to clear the gym for my training lol

Bigdude's picture

I stip but naked run around the gym 3 times drink a gallon of ice cold water and sing marry had a little lame!! O yeah I'm jacked just thinking about it!!

jimmie's picture

The chick at the front desk kicked me in the balls when I called her a Koont. Doesn't get me ready for a workout, but it broke the ice.

jimmie's picture

Not sure if you're looking for a serious response lol..

I've been making a protein shake with 2 heaping scoops, fruit, greek yogurt, cottage cheese and Rockstar Recovery energy drink with some ice cubes in the blender. Makes kind of a lot, fills the blender so half on the way to the gym, water during workout, finish the drink after. Today made the mistake of making it to the gym kind of late, so finishing an energy drink at 7pm... still hyper

IronMind's picture

LOL...reminds me of the scene in Taladagada Nights with Will Ferrell...don't snort the fruit loops!

In a promo × 1
fast48's picture

Haaaa! Just spat coffee whey!

power_house's picture

Try to run over the first homeless dude I see.. That gets me going

power_house's picture

The power of the turtle turtle..

power_house's picture

Just think bro hit a turtle eat for five mins, hit a homeless man eat for 7 mins..

power_house's picture

All about the protein brother

power_house's picture

My next sign in name will be power_warrior...

power_house's picture

I don't know.. Sounded cool.. Or warriors_house.. Noo... Ummm.. It's late.. Holla tomorrow

fast48's picture

Protein/oats/whey blendered. Big cup of coffee that's stronger than me. Walk into gym with shakey jaw PAC man and pick it all up Smile

fast48's picture

Not yet....still in training. Next summer though...... ;) lol! Two Weeks bro! High five to the finish!

RickRock1086's picture

After working out i usually get some pussy!

boots2asses12's picture

try half pre/ half post bro youlll bee GOOD TO GOOO

boots2asses12's picture

LoL