Since I’ve come here, and even more so recently, I see a lot of people either bragging about 2k+ orders, or complaining that they got burned for a huge sum of money or for a crazy amount of vials...

You know a great way to not get burned for a shit load of money?

DON’T DROP A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY ON BIG ASS ORDERS!

“But why?” you may stupidly ask yourself.

1. First and foremost, unless you’re buying growth and igf, a huge primo cycle or you compete seriously, there’s no need to buy that much shit for personal use. It’s completely unnecessary. And if you think it is, you may need to re-evaluate your priorities in life or go talk to someone about your body issues. Because you’ve passed “hobby” or “lifestyle” status.

2. If it gets caught up by “the man”, they don’t think it’s for personal use anymore than I do. So guess who they’re gonna care more about? Little old me with a cycle worth of gear and a couple backups, or the guy that got enough gear to supply two gyms? Why don’t you just put on a backpack full of gear, tattoo a target into your forehead, hold a giant neon sign that says I deal drugs and stand in the middle of your local precinct’s parking lot?

3. Things happen. It’s the nature of the business. If you keep your order size reasonable, you can’t lose too much at once if shit goes off the rails. Losing 2-600 bucks hurts a lot less than 2-6k.

4. Again, things happen. Say you buy a shitload of product and you happen to get a bad batch? Well, that’s a real suckaroo now, isn’t it? We all like to think we pick our sources carefully, and you can certainly cut the risk of this happening by doing your homework, but there are no guarantees in this game.

5. But isn’t it better to have less packs go thru customs?... A lot of sources break up giant orders into multiple packs for safety reason, so there goes that argument.

Fuck you, D. I’m a grown ass man! I do what I want.

1. The only thing saying you’re a “grown ass man” tells me, is that you’re not. No “grown ass man” feels the need to tell people that. So shut your dumb baby mouth.

2. If you are going to buy that much gear, don’t fucking advertise it!!! LE browses this site, but then again I guess we already established that you enjoy drawing attention and putting targets on yourself.

But I don’t sell, D, I just get stuff for my buddies...

1. You know what LE calls that? Distribution, Fuck-o!

2. Is jail time worth helping out a few buddies? I thought you were a grown ass man? If so, aren’t your buddies grown ass men too? Good. So they can do things by themselves! I’ve helped my less computer literate friends (or friends that didn’t understand the payment method) place orders, but it was their order under their name.

Moral of the story!

Keep your orders on the smaller side. It’s a safer strategy for a variety of reasons.

Personally, if I did compete or wanted to run a long primo cycle, I’d still split the orders up into a couple.

And if you don’t listen to me... Don’t fucking tell anyone about it, you dumb fuck.

Stay safe everyone,
DfP