posted Thu, 07/31/2014 - 04:38
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my ass is killing me
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hi guys I'm just trying to get some help my ass is killing me I read about it I know about it it's the super test painfpainful injections my injection was painless no pain at all 8 hours after it was bit itchy the next day I had a button red button size of a quarter the third day its butt bigger doesn't really hurt like crazy but it has a lot of tenderness and when you push it hurts I just wanna make sure this is normal with super test no temperature so farplease just let me know you have experience I'm not freaked out but I'm worriedthank you so much guys Luke
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Dear Luke,
I'm sorry to hear about your ass. Sounds pretty serious. Super test does have the tendency to rip one a new asshole.
What you need to do is what I call "swap Annie". It's a simple diagnosis procedure that I developed during several seasons fighting in the octagon.
With swap Annie, you need to stick one thumb in your mouth and the other thumb in your asshole. (I know this sound gross but bear with me). Assume the position for 4 minutes. After the four minutes is up swap thumbs. The thumb that was in your asshole now goes into your mouth and the thumb that was In your mouth goes in your asshole.
Pay attention to the taste after the first swap. Wait four minutes and swap again. Pay close attention to the taste. You will do this for 40 minutes total or until you get a metallic taste. Whatever comes first. If you get a noticeable metallic taste, during the 40 minute test then you definitely have an abscess. If after 40 minutes of swap Annie you never get the mettAlic taste the. You are g2g! It's just a little pip and you likely didn't use a long enough needle and injected sub-cutaneously.
Now in the event that you don't want to use the swap-Annie method I would say get your ass to a doc quickly. You have an abscess and will likely die if you don't get it taken care of.
Hope this helps
All my love, no homo
Ed
The only time i walk around with my thumb up my ass is at work( that place sux). Also ED you forgot to tell him to smell his thumb once he takes it outta his ass. That will be the only way to properly test it! ;)
I thought it was switch Annie
It's easy to confuse the two F-box. Switch Annie employs the use of both the middle and index fingers instead of the single thumbs.
This technique is usually used only in emergency situations and when you don't have the full 40 minutes. Same concept and technique except there is only a 2 minute stationary period and the test is complete after 20 minutes.
Hope that clears it up.
Ah yes now it makes sense. That's why my old roomy kept coming out if the bathroom asking me to smell his fingers. Something about his new gal Ann. I'd never seen him with girls always with a group of guys. He kept saying no homo.
Lmfao wtf. Ed will u be my doctor. How long u been practicing medicine
Hell yeah! But I don't do prostate exams.
I've been a doctor of love for over 20 years.
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AnonAllllo everybady...hello dr.ed
Hello my friend. Hello.
LMFAO!!!!
Sounds to me like you are in over your head. Smh
Sounds like you need some professional help. Hit up Viking or ED for some good old fashioned home made remedies. In fact, if you ask ED real nice he may even stop by in his van. He keeps a lot of stuff in there. You know... just in case.
iF, thanks for the referral.
This shit sounds pretty serious.