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Hamifish
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+ 4 Man up and lift newbie!

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Ok so I'm a newer member to eroids but not new to the muscle game. I'm putting this out there for all new guys to keep you from getting assfucked by mods n exps. First off if you're 19yo 5'10" 150lbs get off it Man U don't need juice. What u need is to hit the gym 6 days a week and eat eat eat! Eat right and eat a lot! Train hard man you think guys in our 30s and 40s can recoup like you? Shiiiat!!! The only part of you that's done growing is your dick( that's right man that's all you got for life)!! I started lifting at 15. In 4 yrs I went from 5'7 160lbs of melted butter to 204lbs solid at 6-7%bf and never touched juice. Most older guys can't get those kinda results while on gear. C'mon your nuts are naturally producing enough test to rival most Pharms. If you're 5'2" 210lbs and 28% bf get your ass to the gym. Don't ask a mod what I can take to get me ripped.......what u need to take is some get the fuck off that xbox and put down that cheese burger and get ur ass to the gym. If you're heafty you prob already have a big frame just need to diet and pack on that muscle. Also before you go ask a question that's gonna get you pimp slapped on a forum read man! There's so much information on this site. Of course there's douchebags but most of these guys are on here to help each other and help you make good wise descisions. But asking everyone what to do without putting in the work is gonna hurt. That's like a fat chick thinking that getting fake tits is gonna make her skinnier. There's no magic pill or certain exercise that's gonna turn you into Arnold. What you need is some good ol fashioned man up and lift some fucking weights man!!! There's no pre workout or steroid that'll replace good ol fashioned hard work. Gear is just a tool in your arsenal man just like this site and these guys are. Before u get all butthurt I'm telling you this shit to help you. So get to work an go get some!!!!!

Catalyst's picture

Funnily enough a couple of us were having a similar conversation last night

Good post, +2

Hamifish's picture

Nice to know I'm not the only one that thinks this way. My kids are arhletes and wouldn't have it any other way but wtf is up with kids man hahaha

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hahaha.... yes we did brother!

He nailed it with this post so he gets a +3 from me.

Hamifish's picture

Everyone seems to wanna pug the magic muscle button these days a viola! Hahaha

Scottness's picture

Good post. No training newbie should be even half considering juice. Max out your natural potential and test first with hard work and big eating.
Juice is not a magic potion for kids and half-ass trainers.

Hamifish's picture

No doubt bro and what kills me is people who have never pinned before think that u cycle once and it adds 100lbs to your bench and 250lbs to your squat. C'mon! Hahaha

Scottness's picture

Exactly Hamilfish! That's the major reason I took such a long time to get on AAS. I knew it wouldn't be a one off thing. One or 2 cycles is not going to bypass years of hard work, which seems to be the YOHO generation thinking.
I wish it was that easy but then the difficulty of it is what makes it worthwhile.

Hamifish's picture

Amen brotha!

Hamifish's picture

Well said man! These people don't get that this shit isn't a few months of training to reap the rewards this is a lifestyle for those of us who choose this!

Scottness's picture

Ok, that was a fairly broad statement. I know as far as I go, after 2 decades of training, I'm maxed out.
I consider it reasonable to say that if you are not putting in the work and/or your still in your early 20's, you haven't even gone close. As a rough guide, surely a minimum of 5 years of consistent hard training before you even think about it.

Hamifish's picture

No shit!

IrishMack's picture

Great writeup; too bad no matter what you say they young ones are going to do whatever they want anyways :/

Hamifish's picture

Dude you would think the one thing 19 yo guys would care about is there fucking dick! Lol

wheels's picture

That's why they are lifting. They figure if a guy will bang a girl with an ugly face, maybe they will get laid by some chic willing to overlook their unfortunate face if they have abs.

Hamifish's picture

Haha it's a shame no matter how much u lift it won't build game or personality! Lol

IrishMack's picture

When I was 19 all I cared about was banging lol

Hamifish's picture

Thanks bro! Haha so true man!!!