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+ 8 If you could have 1 Christmas Wish - what would it be?

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Well things are getting a little bit more in the spirit as Xmas Day is getting a bit closer - So its time for one of press's pointless Xmas forum posts!!! Lol ROFL

If you could have 1 Wish granted this Christmas, what would it be? It can be something for yourself materialistically or goal/ambition related, can be for someone else or people in the world. Can be for anything at all - can even be for the sex change you've been after @Drexyl

Mine is hoping that I can get my home on the market and sold within 6 months and actually make it happen this time lol

Sithx66's picture

Whatever floats your boat lmao

12oz really hits the spot after a burrito! Those two go hand and hand to me

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Jockstrap's picture

By the kilo or just soda? Lol!

Wanna make a snow mang?

Sithx66's picture

Lmao in my head I was like wait liquid or powder?

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Drexyl's picture

Powder coke is still around? I mean, the real thing? Not that I’ve looked, but I haven’t seen any quality since the early 2000’s

Jockstrap's picture

I had links to uncut but that life is hazardous. Lol

Pumped_'s picture

Thats the stuff that smells like jetfuel

Jockstrap's picture

Dollar bills and a night of Bull power

smurfdude1234567's picture

Yes to around 2015 could get fishscale off a brick. Overrated drug tbh and only used when drinking

Triggerman83's picture

1/2 at the titty bar was always a great time in the early 2000. I thought that was some crazy sex then, id say the sex is better with "this" cocktail of drugs (pun intended) . lmao

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0newheelup's picture

Yep! That one I'm still paying for the next 18yrs.... Probably still do it again... smdh

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Drexyl's picture

I dunno, definitely gave me superhuman drinking abilities, but I must have adhd or one of those disorders. I could go to sleep on it. Weird.

Triggerman83's picture

yes! coke absolutely made the drinking and the fucking endless, I also have a low reaction to most substances also. Kinda learned in high school when all the kids got fucked up snorting Ritalin , and it made me , calm and "regular".... AdHd maybe a thing... lol

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Sithx66's picture

Same. It takes large amounts of anything for me to feel it. Had a colonoscopy and I kept waking up. Apparently I was tryna leave lmao. I remember faintly but I do remember being like fuck this lmao I could feel it pushing in my intestines shit fuckin hurt. when I came too docs told me I must have a really high drug tolerance bc they couldn’t give me anymore as they said I was entering into lethal doses.

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Spool's picture

I went through that during my dental implant surgery. Kept waking up trying to fight them off, nothing like being held down while they drill into your skull and jaw to install anchors. My anesthesia bill was nuts and they couldn’t give me anymore because there’s legal limits. According to them I shoulda been dead from it but I was very conscience during it, just very numb.

Sithx66's picture

That’s a huge fear of mine! I can’t imagine hearing those tools while being held down.

I’m supposed to get a section of my intestines removed but I am terrified that will happen. I have a reoccurring dream that I’m awake during surgery and I’m tryna scream but I can’t move or speak.

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Spool's picture

That’s some Scream or Final Destination type shit right there. That does sounds scary as hell though.

press1's picture

You must be kidding mate after what you have had done!!! Lmfao

I've had a number of dental implant surgeries now, and the first one I decided I was hardcore enough to have it with no sedation and just anaesthetic Lol

Main problem I had was keeping my jaw wrenched wide enough open to allow two people with measuring, drilling and cutting tools/spit sucker enough access for like 30 minutes a time - it is just so uncomfortable and awkward. But ohh yeah, the sounds and sensations are something else when you are wide awake. When they get the scalpel out and slice along the gum and then pull it open thats pretty rigourus, but the drilling part is something else. When they drill into the jaw bone its like going into a piece of wood when you can hear the fibres splitting and you have all this sensation going through your skull. The sounds don't actually bother me, but the sheer awkwardness meant they refused to do anymore unless they could sedate me. Now when they knock me out I get Ketamine first, then Propofol and Midazolam - the first time they didn't use enough and apparently I was too active during surgery so they upped the dose, although I cannot remember any of it thank god as they block my jaw open at the side with those jaw blocks they use in horror films LOL

I also have this really horrible feeling I told the dental nurse that I like that I want to fuck her in the ass when I was sedated, she was really off and evasive with me after the first few surgeries and apparently I sit there talking to them under sedation so god knows what else I say to them, probably steroid talk and all sorts. I just cannot remember any of it as the midazolam wipes your memory of the time period.

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Lmao!! I don’t know but to me it’s completely different.

You animal! Lmao you spooked that chick. I can’t imagine what I’d say if I was sedated. Motherfuckers probably call the police lol

Looks like a suture tore over night. I filled up a full cup of blood. And I’m currently hovering over a bucket dripping. My lady is getting gauze from the store. If I can’t get it to stop ima have to go to the ER.. :( I can’t imagine what those fucks are gonna say lmao

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Spool's picture

Yea man, it’s crazy because there isn’t really feeling/pain happening but you can feel your face wedged open with tools and all you feel is pressure when they drill. And you can definitely feel particles flying everywhere. Over the years I got really good at dealing with sedation, I actually looked forward to it. I would always hit on all the nurses and doctors jokingly in good taste and they would laugh it off. I could wake up from surgery and basically walk myself out of the place easily. But I have seen other people who go under and after they say and do some insanely outrageous stuff. After my exes surgery, she was asking if I could eat her ass and make her come 50 times in front of the entire staff. She was gone and she said a bunch of weird stuff that day and had no memory of it whatsoever.

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Honestly bud I simply cannot remember any of the sedations, only time it went a bit awry was on the second time where when they thought I was fully under the nurse tried to quickly force the mouth block in at the side and it woke me out of sedation as I was almost under and I instinctivley pushed up against her tits and tried to push her away and she began shouting at me LMAO I soon went under though, at the same time I ripped the catheter out of my hand and blood went everywhere apparently together with white propofol. SHIT so it really does happen then?! I bet they hear that stuff a lot though - problem is though its your inner thoughts coming out isn't it so they know there is truth to it. Its supposed to be conscious sedation where you are just relaxed, but with me I tell em every time to fully knock me out as I want no recollection of any of it. Waking up under full sedation is more common then you may think pal, I am sure its around 7% of people waking up during full on theatre ops but not being able to communicate with people so you are laid there fully aware of whats going on Shok

Spool's picture

I always wondered if other people woke up and shit like that. I’ve had that experience too where it was like sleep paralysis. Your motor skills are completely shut down but you are fully conscious inside your body that cannot move no matter what you think of try. I’m so glad I’m done with oral surgeries, thank fuck. Unless I fuck these up, I should never have to go through that again. I do miss anesthesia thought.

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Bro - just what is that pain like though when the anaesthetic wears off and you have just had the implant bolts put in!! Always gets me when my Aunt is driving me home afterwards and we get about half way, utter utter hell!! I just got in my place and it full on set in and I was running around screaming until the painkillers set in. Now I have painkillers before they knock me out to get round it.

Spool's picture

That’s the thing, they inject a whole bunch of stuff locally directly in the areas they work in so your whole face is completely numb by the end. They do a lot of injections, they’re cold and they hurt like hell. So when they drill, you don’t get sharp pain. You only feel the downward force of them pushing into bone, which is insane.

Sithx66's picture

Fuck that!!

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Sithx66's picture

Same i always wondered why but i could run a line and fall asleep 30min later no problem. Didn’t matter how much i did through out the day sleep was never an issue

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Sithx66's picture

Hit or miss. It’s been a minute since I’ve done any but that good shit has a distinct smell. Towards then end of my bullshit a lot of it was smelling like brake cleaner. Yes I’d say between very late 90s and 2010 was getting a lot of shit that was stamped south of the border. That shit was were it was at. Money money money!

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Drexyl's picture

Yeah, that’s a good description, I always said nail polish lol

Pumped_'s picture

Everytime i reach in my pocket i pull out a $1000. Thats been my dream since little kid. So i guess a magic pocket for xmas. I would just hand a wad out to random transients on the mass and cass and buy everything i ever wanted. Buy real estate and invest.

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Speaking of pulling out this chick had agreement i could cum anywhere on her just not in her

Pumped_'s picture

Definitely put it on the stomach because thats where the next or current guys kisses first. That way when you see her with the next guy you get the last laugh and can laugh to his face and make him wonder what your laughing about lol. All over.

Drexyl's picture

You’re filthy like me. I’d sit at home later, laughing to myself, knowing her husband came home from work and kissed that mouth after what I’d done to it lol

Rosschestzip's picture

You sly mofo. Thanks a lot, now I’ll never be able to kiss a chicks stomach again. Or if I do just know I’ll be thinking of you!

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press1's picture

And there was me thinking you were a good man of the Church captain pumped!! LMAO

Pumped_'s picture

Oh that was the jezebels of the past. Im a devoted married man now. You guys here have a habit of getting me to glorify my sinful past lol. Temptations, i must resist you guys.

HENCH500's picture

And a merry Christmas to you bro

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Chad P's picture

Cheers my brother. I appreciate it. Much love.

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Rosschestzip's picture

Thanks brother, merry Christmas to you as well! You selfish prick, you got me something that benefits you too!! Lmao hopefully wherever Sparta is, he can enjoy his holidays as well! Knowing him, I’m sure he’s just fine and spreading cheer to those around him

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Drexyl's picture

Deeman can have it after they take it off…

Triggerman83's picture

@Drexyl will just take photos with it!

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Let's goooo baby. Merry Christmas brother. May we bath in rivers of primo together

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Jockstrap's picture

Merry Christmas and a frosty new years!!

Blck_panda's picture

Fuck, I feel special. You have been a great help on here my guy!
I think you were my first friend on here.

press1's picture

AAWWwwwww Lol

Blck_panda's picture

Yes, I brag to my wife about the guys on here. Enjoy coming on here more than my other spcial media.