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Hair removal. What I've learned.

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So I'm hairy as shit. I'm of Mediterranean descent. Greek and Italian. So I'm short, bald, wide and hairy. Very hairy. While covered in hair, it's hard to see definition and tone or even build. So a constant upkeep is in order for guys like me.
I have tried several different methods of removal. The first thing I tried was shaving with a razor. The more blades, the easier the hair came off. I tried going against the grain, that sucked. Mad ingrown hairs and whitheads after. Going with the grain is more difficult for the actual removing of hair but is worth it in the end. Using too much shaving cream also makes it more difficult to get the hair off. So I use minimal shaving cream. This is not my favorite method as it does cause irritation.
I also tried waxing. My wife got a wax machine, and the strips to pull the hair off. This fucking blows balls. I bleed, and writhe in pain. The less hair the less pain, but like I said previously, I'm hairy as shit. This did make me smooth and leave little to no irritation. Ingrown hairs was not an issue after.
The last method was nair. I've tried the cream and the spray. The spray was the best. It covered more surface area easier. It burned somewhat but worked great and left me smooth and with little ingrowns afterwards. You need a partner for all these methods as it's impossible to get my own back so I get my wife to assist with this. I leave the nair on for ten minutes, no more. If left on too long, the burning becomes intense and my body becomes covered in welt like bumps. Lastly, do not, I repeat do not, get your nipples with this shit. I've made this mistake. My nipples were raw and on fire for two days. Every shirt irritated me and made me miserable.
Overall, nair is probability the best method. At least for me. It didn't seem to matter how thick or coarse my hair is. Which is good, bc shaving and waxing can become painful. Let me know what you guys use and if it's effective or not. I try to remain teachable. =)

cdyrdes's picture

Wahls hair clipper then a razor if you have a yeti coat

kibby's picture

All I know is ill NEVER let another wax strip touch my body again!!!!!!!!!!

EVER!!!!!

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J_Shmoney's picture

One of the worst experiences of my life lol. It was a pain that made me want to hit the person closest to me. Which was my wife. So needless to say, we don't do that anymore.

kibby's picture

× 10 bro

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12stone's picture

Norelco body groomer, best 40$ I ever spent! Has 2 trimmer blades for thick stuff and a foil blade to cut close. Also has a handle to shave your back. Works pretty damn good and I'm a hairy mofo too especially my back.
Norelco

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J_Shmoney's picture

I have a wahl 5star foil shaver. It's badass but it's a bit time consuming. How's the norelco?

Greg's picture

Remember when Men were Men?

daksmack's picture

Greg, crop your face out man, read the rules!

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KMC's picture

Greg, you're holding out on them,...............

Somewhere in the deep dark corners of the "ManCave" thread, Greg made mention of goat saliva for hair removal, ................... or at least that's the story he told.

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Greg's picture

Close, but you're old and it has been a few years... It's the coarseness of their tongues.

I've noticed ever since I lent you a few of the goats, the blackberry brush along the fenceline shared with the butt pirates is gone, as well as you're sporting a bald head as smooth as a baby's bottom. -Looks good on you.

J_Shmoney's picture

If only I had that little. My hair is like three inches long on my chest is I let it go. If I had stubble I'd rock it. But I wear a sweater all year. Kinda gross considering my toe hair connects to my head hair

rolltide3's picture

lol that cracked me up my toe hair connects to my head hair.

J_Shmoney's picture

lol I only speak facts. My toe knuckle has head hair on it.

chunkypbnj's picture

Just bought at home laser hair removal machine on Amazon last month. $400. Works great! Used to use cream, but figured this thing will pay for itself. Cream ain't cheap. Check it out. Already did back of neck, ears, and shoulders. Back is a work in progress. Good luck

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J_Shmoney's picture

Really? Name? That's awesome

Makwa's picture

First I shave it off with an electric razor, the kind you cut your hair with. Then I nair or veet or whatever product like that you want to use. Then I just use a regular razor every few days to keep it nice and clean until I don't need to anymore.

333's picture

Ever tried using the head clippers to shave your balls lol don't try I knicked my bag so hard it was bleeding like a mofo no homo

J_Shmoney's picture

Been there lol sucks

J_Shmoney's picture

Ingrowns? I get em bad man lol. Especially if I even touch myself with a razor with less than like 4 blades

Makwa's picture

Never had any ingrowns. I use a single blade.

J_Shmoney's picture

Really? Wow you're lucky. I think my hair is just so thick and coarse that I'm super prone to it. I literally am covered from head to toe. Front, back, sides lol

J_Shmoney's picture

I actually cut hair so I have the best buzzers to get it bald pretty much. But then clean up is a hassle and you never get the smooth feel. But otherwise, yeah using an andis outliner or a wahl detailer is always quick and painless. Just leaves a mess lol

daksmack's picture

As I was reading this is know where your coming from. I love the look when I shave but it's a real pain in the ass. My old lady likes the hair, so I've just let it grow. Every once in awhile, towards the end of a cycle I'll shave it to see the results. Otherwise I let it grow.

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daksmack's picture

And if your serious about getting it removed and money isn't an issue, get it lasered

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J_Shmoney's picture

I wish I had the funds. Ive read up on it. It's not cheap and you have to do several sessions ya know. I like seeing the results that exactly why I do it. Otherwise fuck it lol

twistedsister's picture

Hahaha make sure and thank the wife I put mine through similar stuff.

J_Shmoney's picture

lol I just told her you said that, she laughed and said "see" lol

daksmack's picture

Mine doesn't like it shaved, says I look like an 18 year old boy lol.

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