After making several trips to the Chinese Buffet a little lady brings me my ticket with a couple of fortune cookies. I crack one open and before I ate it I read the damn fortune. It is a fortune cookie but there is no fortune. Just some stupid ass statement. I cracked the other one open and same bullshit. WTF where is the damn fortunes? Why haven't they changed the name to that weird ass cookie to "Statement Cookies"? Think of all the laughs these dumb bastards have taken from people. A bird flies in the wind "in bed" is not funny at all. Sure there is some #'s on the back that tells you the winning lotto #s but who cares about that. I want a laugh not a few million dollars. Until I can get a fortune I am done with those Chinese bastards. Genghis Grill from here on out for me.