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Anyone who has been playing this game for a while knows that the key to true solid anabolism is food. One can take the strongest purest compounds that fast Eddie can brew in his tub, but without proper nutiition will have minimal gains or as some of you jobless millenials like to call it "gainz".
For me that is always the biggest battle. I can go to the gym all day and lift huge weights but coming home to shitty chicken breasts and hard boiled eggs...damn that shit kills me. I effing hate chicken with a passion. Yes, it's cheap as hell and a damn good source of protein, but damn is their a shittier tasting meat on the planet? Maybe hog chitterlings but that's about it.
With my strong hate for chicken, I have set out on a quest to avoid all chicken as a protein source without having to sell the family farm and truth...I am getting there. I am to the point where My diet consists of Beef, venison and fish, and holy shit kids do I eat a shit ton of fish. I am an avid fisherman but truth be told I don't catch enough fish to live on so I purchase that shit frozen. That's right kids, that shitty frozen Salmon at Walmart-mart? I buy that shit and thrive on it.
"But Ed that shit isn't fresh and it tasted like shit"!
I know that kids but I have found a game changer. Have you guys ever seen the infomercials for the pressure cooker pro or power cooker pro? They have a few of them out there. They are basically a pressure cooker with pre-set setting so you can cook shit fast.
So my wife bought one, and a few months back I though hey what the hell, I'm going to cook some of this shitty wal-mart Salmon on this prick. So I threw some salmon on, poured in a half cup of water, seasoned the salmon, pressed the fish setting and three minutes later I had salmon, and no shit kids there must be something about the pressure cooking that re-hydrates that frozen shit, because that salmon tasted as fres as the wild Alaskan shit.
So now I'm a walking infomercial for those pricks. I can throw in a shitty round bone beef roast in for 2 hours and I have a slow cooked tender roast, I throw a dozen eggs on the rack, steam that shit for two minutes and I have hard boiled eggs without the stink and pain in the ass of boiling eggs.
That effing pressure cooker is a mother effing game changer.
I made fun of my wife for buying that prick and now I cook fish on it every damn day.
At any rate give that shit a try because kids, life is better than shitty chicken every day all day.
Hope that helps
All
My love, no homo
Ed
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It's absolutely nuts
Globalisation has a hell of a lot to answer for
I can't wait to try the McFishen.
I think I'd be more excited about a McFishrib
How would you serve it? Tarter sauce mixed with hot sauce, a tarter BBQ sauce, not only do you have to pluck the feathers but descale it, that shit better be tasty for the amount of work needed to clean it up
Two all Fishen patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
Bahahaha......
It would be nice to see you around a little more often.
Thanks for stopping by.
No, thank you for stopping by. No homo
Been a while since we seen you around bro
Yeah, I just finished up with my busy season. Should be around a little more.
Thanks, Ed...