posted Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:49
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EBC---get your pics in NOW
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You have until midnight on the 5th of April to submit proof that you actually have a body----one that girls like, and not some Justin Bieber bullshit you photoshoped.
To update your results, find your EBC submission, click Edit (top left) and add your new pictures in the green area where it says "FINISHED EBC COMPETITION"
TIPS FOR GOOD PICS
- Get a tan
- DON'T get anymore tatoos
- Oil up...no homo
- Shave your arm/chest hair..no metrosexual
- Don't masturbate the night before your last photo-shoot...you'll lose size
- Don't masturbate during your photo-shoot...you'll lose respect...and points.
- Don't smile in your photo..we hate people who act happy
- Don't cry in your photo...we hate pussies, and it's not going to get you any sympathy from us.
- Don't show us your face...we hate ugly people even more than the previous two.
- Make sure you have good lighting.
- Make sure you have a good camera
- Make sure you have good LIFE INSURANCE if you're takin this shit serious. Seriously, don't be stacking a bunch of foolish shit just so you can be king of eroids and have your pic posted at the top. I said I was giving away a BOTTLE of Test...not a 55 gallon drum.
- Don't push your gut out and try to look all skinny and depressed, like you're about to commit suicide or some shit. And make sure you flex...we'll know if you don't.
- Don't add stuff to your pics that doesn't need to be there, like putting trophies from shit that you won ten years ago in front of you. And don't show the butt of a gun sticking out of your droopy-ass pants...we won't be intimidated into voting for you
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29hrs left mofo's lol, hurry up fellas and post them Damn pic's.
My bad. I feel like a retarded lol. Now we have 36.5hrs left lol
TxBigBoylmao, someones antcy
Alpha just wants this over with. He's scared he's gonna have to go back on that diet. He already ate 3 boxes of lasagna and 5 gallons of icecream and I think he was looking at the cat all hungry eyed! LOL ;-P
Just messin with you Alpha, you did great Bro!
Lol my wife ate my ice cream today while i was at work, i was mad. I just got done eating a box of frosted flakes. My wife said.i need to slow.down or im gonna get fat :(
Don't tell nobody, I'm about to eat a big ass Snickers Icecream bar watching this movie. Man I missed those! LOL ;-P
Lol that's fucking crazy becuz.when i got my ice cream, those were on sale $10 for $10 and i got the twix bars. But there all gone now:(
Aw you got robbed Bro. She ate all 10? Thats just mean. You need to help her "work" those off now. LOL ;-P
Oh. Oh I got a new tat. Does that mean I am booted from the challenge?
No luck Bro, Post them pics! LOL ;-P
I think a couple guys got some new work?
Cool k bro gonna oil up! Lol no homo
Just remember what tread-m said, no oiled up wood in the photos! LOL ;-P
Dude getting tan and oilin up looks like it helped my pics. you can see details you couldn't see in the pics before the tan. That always pissed me off, the pics never showed the details.
ok bro pics up and the tan and some oil worked nice!
Oh cool I think my wife works the night of the fifth so oiling myself up won't seem so odd.
tread-mYou forgot to mention the most obvious no homo rule. Don't take your original photo with pool weiner and then step back up in here with a sauna semi ! Its bullshit, everyone knows you didn't grow there and if you dare do it in a no homo community it will cost you points. Think of your grandma in a bikini oiling herself down with sex oil so I don't have to see that shit! If you have pics of your grandma go ahead and send those in to Goth, the man loves the home bound type no judging. He calls 'em cougars, I'm like brother thats a dying alley cat! Well whatever I love the guy, no homo.
Wtf on all areas lmao
I can't wait for the judging to begin
Oh my gosh this shit really has me crackin up and watery eyes hahahahaha
Ok, pics are posted. Don't be mean, there is some excess old man skin visible! LOL ;-P
I've noticed a couple people not using the same poses as there before pics, well nevermind you'll see or yourself, im just trying.to follow your rules as stated
well done alpha' nice job wouldnt worry to much about other competitors poses pal ' thats why theirs judges' and can i say that tan really makes you look bigger ' i should of tried that
best of luck !
If they very greatly from the original pose, it could very well hurt them. We need to be able to see things on level ground in order to make a fair judgement.
Is there a set date and time we can expect the results of the judgement? Also wanted to ask how the winnings will be handled. Is the pot going to 1 winner or split between 1st 2nd and 3rd or split between 1st 2nd and 3rd and 1 vial to the rest for participation or something els? Sorry if this has been asked and answered somwhere els.
I submitted my pic's. Less people that submit just means more gear for me lol. I feel like a fat ass now, the morning i took my pics i was 193 now i been eating alot of ice cream and cereal and put on 10lbs. I feel so fat lol. I feel like your last statement was about me but that Eagle in there for life
Nice Alpha! The difference is very obvious! You look good man!
Thank you bro. I gave it 110% for this comp. I glad i got the opportunity because if it wasn't for the ebc i probably would have never done the dieting i did and got the results i did.
I agree bro I think ur pics showed a lot of progress, good luck brother im rooting for ya