Hey Bros----my name is Kevin CENSORED. I may be new here, but I'm not new to the game. Many of you may remember my recent post, "A NEW MEMBER....MY FIRST STEROID REVIEW. At the time, I was soooo pumped and excited to finally get my hands on actual real authentic steroids----to finally break the 125 pound barrier and show the seniors at the high school that we juniors can bust a move too.
Well everything was going great until my bitch-ass mother found my stash in my dresser. She thinks she has to snoop through everything ever since I was caught taking pictures at the Tiny-Tots Gymnastics and Swim Meet last summer. The judge never said a word about steroids...only that I had to register with the Sherriff's Office whenever I move from home.
Anyway, after I got off the school bus yesterday, I ran up to my room to fondle my..... my gear...... and it was GONE! Instead, I found the following letter in my top drawer:

KEVIN,
YOU HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF EXPLAINING TO DO YOUNG MAN. I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THESE BOTTLES ARE AND WHY YOU HAVE THEM. I'M AT MY WITS END WITH YOU, AND I HAVE MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PEDIATRITION TO HAVE YOU EXAMINED. AFTER THAT, WE ARE GOING DIRECTLY TO TALK TO PASTOR STIFFCOCK. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU STOP GOING TO CHURCH. FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS, ITS BEEN NOTHING BUT ATTITUDE, MESSY ROOM, AND FILTY PORN MAGAZINES STREWN ALL OVER----WHICH REMINDS ME---- I'M SICK AND TIRED OF FINDING STIFF WASH CLOTHS IN YOUR LAUNDRY BASKET. YOUR ALLOWANCE IS GONE, THE XBOX IS GONE, AND YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF GROUNDED

So there you have it bros. It looks like 13" arms are going to be a pipe-dream for me for a while. I'm so sick of my mom's constant bitching...."Kevin, clean up your room..... Kevin, take your hands out of your pants..... Kevin, take your hands out of your sister's pants." Dudes, I swear It never ends, and I'm getting to the point that even without my anavar, I'm thnking about slapping her.... I just don't want it to turn out like last month.... my tooth is still loose, and it hurts when I pee now.
Anyway, if you guys have any extra gear, please call me....814-CENSORED. I'm only interested in orals or pills.....or preferably both. I've heard that orals are better than pills, but I'll take either one.

If not, looks like it's back to my Crossman airsoft and the pepper spray my girlfriend gave me.