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Delete me please lol!!

Roid Noid's picture

funny me and my girl used to get down all the time, shes ran me over 2 times, smashed almost all my cars, attacked me in my sleep, stabbed me, I left her ass stranded, kicked her out over and over again, put bullet holes in her car with her sitting in it, shot out her windows, we both made death threats all the time, but let me tell you the sex after that shit was so damn good we kept going back and EVERYBODY thought we where fucking nut cases and didnt want to hang out or nothing! LOLOLOL but now its all good we never ever fight, she and i where meant for each other cause no-one else could have calmed either of us down but us, and we both know that neither will put up with any shit the other dishes out so there is a great deal of respect between us. it took years to get to this point but now she is not my best friend but really my only friend that i trust fully!

Neo-istheone's picture

holy shit roid!!!! now I can say I have gone thru things like that when I was younger... that was long ago right bro? how long you been with the the little lady

Roid Noid's picture

well we were in our mid 30's

Neo-istheone's picture

that is about right I calmed down at 30....

Darktide's picture

Lmao! That is a great testimony to me where true love perseveres through everything! And it is true there is no greater sex then coming fresh out of combat and into the bedroom lol.

Roid Noid's picture

I was sitting at home one day and a biker friend of mine came over and asked hows you and your girl? I pulled out my phone and played the most recent death threat she had left me and he said "OH that girls in love, your gonna have a hard time getting rid of her".....I LOLed and thought "HUH?" but ill be damned if he wasnt right!

Darktide's picture

It reminds me of after my early deployments into combat and then coming home on leave. I was so hyped and crazed I started shit where there was no shit to start and we made a UFC match look like a checkers match. This went on for years and now when people say "oh you have a lovely marriage we can tell you were always very close", we end up laughing our ass off.

Greg's picture

Your last name isn't Rose perchance is it?
Or maybe Mr and Mrs Smith?

Roid Noid's picture

we kid around about it all the time now its like a big joke and we clown each other on the way we used to be, fun times now! when we watched that Mr and Mrs smith let me tell you we where laughing so fucking hard. strange to look back now and imagine we got down like that or that anybody would for that matter, but in the heat of the moment and your ready to kill someone there is no common sense.

Pale's picture

I don't think it started that way, but after two kids and almost 19 years together I would say she is. It is weird, the older you get the less you use terms like "best friend". I have a group of very close long term friends, sometimes you hang more with one for awhile than the others but it doesn't make the others any less valuable to you. That make sense?

Chemically Mutated's picture

Hell yes my wife is my best friend! I got married at 18 and just recently we celebrated our 19th anniversary. I've spent over half my life with her and she keeps putting up with all the stupid shit I do.

Roid Noid's picture

married at 18 and made it through all the growing up together? yeah that would have never happened to me! I was barely mature enough at 40 to be with one women. always like to hear these stories!

Greg's picture

Damn is everybody having their 19th wedding anniversary?
I celebrate mine next week... I feel like women that have synchronized their menstrual cycle.

Roid Noid's picture

wow bro 19years, congrats!

Chemically Mutated's picture

Lmao, that's funny because I've seen it happen. I worked in a small office for a while, the only male amongst 5 females. Time to double down on the Aromasin!
Congratulations to you and your wife!

Pale's picture

I am right there with you, time fly's bro..

Chemically Mutated's picture

Congratulations man. And I know what you mean because we got together very young. My longest relationship prior to this was 6 months long. The first couple of years were ROUGH and I don't know how we made it. We said and did horrible things to each other, but every experience you stand together through fortifies the bond and one day you look at her and realize this is the woman you want to get old with.

Pale's picture

I cannot recall how many times we were asked why are you together? Then why are you married? lol. I guess the whole opposites attracting thing or something. But one thing about my wife that puts her above all of the girls that make no secret of their intent to me is that my wife is loyal. Unquestionably loyal. That woman would follow me anywhere....

Chemically Mutated's picture

Thank you!

Neo-istheone's picture

I will tell you my woman is my life I treat her like a queen everyday and worship her to the best of my ability..
and she does the same for me.. it is the best feeling in the world

Pepwarehouse's picture

yes my wife n I are like spaghetti n meatballs. it's nice to have someone u can count on no matter what!

mwagner630's picture

me and mine are best friends, cohorts if you will, for example i hated a guy with a passion and she baited him to meet her, thinking he was gona get some, and i was there waiting for him. she would do anything for me. sticks thru think n thin and always has my back. the greatest woman for me, for sure

mwagner630's picture

yup shes amazing.

XvBeast's picture

Man the gym is my best friend

kodiakGRRL's picture

lol.. imagine that ..mwah.. you know I m just kidding ..

kodiakGRRL's picture

gothic is my best friend in the whole world ;-) and since he is shorter than me that makes him the girl in the relationship ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

good celtic how are you? ;-)

kodiakGRRL's picture

I like those cycles.. watch out for the tren train... she's a mighty bitch

kodiakGRRL's picture

You sold your soul...

kodiakGRRL's picture

sad to say that is what happens when you sell your soul... at least you got it back ... I sold my soul too.. I took it back though ;-)

Xrated's picture

This month on the 25th I gotta turn myself n (slammer) serve some time. And she still stands by me. She is my rock ! Im just glad I get to stand by her side when I get out !

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Xrated's picture

Lol....thx

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