posted Sat, 02/01/2014 - 03:43
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Beating a Drug Test
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I'm curious about beating a urine drop for steroid testing. The person who's taking the test is running test 250/wk and 200 Tren ace per week. It's very important that he pass, a lot is on the line.
Are there any suggestions for this? Everything I google is about 10 years old and I'm not sure it's still valid.
It would most likely just be an inexpensive Walmart type test.
Thanks for any help, someone's career will appreciate you.
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so whats the word did he pass or not?
BigBmajThanks for all the advice. I feel somewhat responsible because I had him go to his doctor to get bloods drawn before I would help him out. The day after he got the results a anonymous email was sent to his supervisor mentioning suspected steroid use. I doubt it was a coincidence.
I thought I was being responsible.
I worked at a detention center a few years back and had kids in there that swore by the wissignator and hand warmers trick. They always bragged up how many urine tests they passed with that shit. So I'm thinking these guys nailed it and that's your answer! Other way they did a cathater bag with warmers too.
Good luck to your friend!
BigBmajThanks man.
Wow if I was that guy I would hire someone to find out where that anonymous email came from. If it was anyone affiliated with the doctor I would sue for all they are worth.
BigBmajYeah it was pretty surprising to me, it was however, a physician that was affiliated with the program.
Which somehow HAS to violate doctor patient confidentiality regardless
BigBmajI wasn't even sure that still existed. No one cares about privacy law in America anymore.
HIPAA they take very serious. Hospitals get whacked a ton of money for violating it. If he gets his hand on the email be can sue til the cows come home. Even so if he can prove he only told the doctor he still has a lawsuit. Steroids are not classified as an addictive class so he has a suit there too.
BigBmajHIPAA is violated a million times a day.
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So rehab is testing for roids....? Well I know for sure that they have to know what their looking for. They can't just make you piss and magically say "your buddy" has test and tren in his system. They have to know what compounds and that could get exspensive on their part.
BigBmajThey could test of exogenous testosterone for like $35.
the night before the test drink 3 litres of orange juice and 2litres of water, in the morning drink 1 litre of warm water mixed with 400mls of vinegar and 300 mls of lemon juice, he will be pissing like a race horse, and the lemon juice and vinegar work as a neutraliser, im not guaranteeing it %100 but my mate used this method and passed his drug test, and he smokes weed everyday, and runs test and deca, also a mate of mine drank just straight vinegar and swished it around in his mouth just before a breath test for alcohol while driving and he passed. good luck
A friend (chemist) explained to me how the breathilizer works nothing you can do to beat it.
my friend explained to me ( a person) how he did beat it.
BigBmajI was just googling and I found a couple things on this issue.
Hyperventilating can drop BAC by about 10%.
Pretending to blow while actually breathing in, which is apparently pretty difficult, will result in a 0 reading.
Also there is a reaction between sodium and alcohol that can help result in a zero test. A spoon full of peanut butter - according to a YouTube video (??) due to it's high sodium can help you pass a test. (I saw it with my own eyes). Id personally have to look at this closer to see if it holds any merit.
I'll keep looking. I hate drunk drivers but I was curious about this question of beating a test.
hey bro, when people get bitten by mosquitos or bugs, they dab vinegar on it to stop the itching as it is a neutraliser, lemon juice mixed with the vinegar is even more powerful, lemon juice is a powerful detoxification method, so mixed with warm water flushes your kidneys rite out, were talking about a piss test not blood test rite?
BigBmajYup. I've heard that vinegar cleans up a drug test many times. I wasn't sure about oil oil soluble things like test tho. I'm sure that olympid athletes don't have it as easy as drinking some vinegar but it may beat a cheep test.
nothing beats a breathylyzer. nothing. and any real drug test will detect watered down urine and they will make you take another test. Trust me, In my old job we were tested any time they wanted to and working with judicial systems they will fail you for clear urine. they look for specific levels of creatin not creatine and if its not normal re test or fail.
its a shot in the dark but better then nothing. goodluck holding that shit down! gotta taste horrible....but when your desperate your desperate, I drank a few drops of bleach in every 16 ounces of water once to pass a test and still failed while getting very ill feeling! LOL
ive heard of the bleach one before too lol, on an unrelated topic, I know someone who was giving there dog a couple of drops of bleach every 6 hours when the were sick with parvo and it cured them in a week or so.
I take a DOT drug test randomly on cycle. They do not test for aas unless suspicion occurs. What is this "career" oriented drug test your talking about?
BigBmajRunning a rehab, suspicion has occurred.
he may be able to severely saturate his system with fluids if its a wal-mart test, however the same lab the house uses for urine sample's that come back dirty also will do steroid urine tests and they are gonna be much more accurate. And if he runs the place it may be hard to sit there and drink a shit load of fluid without anyone noticing....He can say that you cant get high on steroids to defend himself but it wont fly in a recovery house as they will then have to tell people that steroid use is aloud.! Id say on this one I hope he has a secondary plan.
So they def are going to be watching his schlong the whole time. The fake dicks wont work. Scary situation.to be in
Well I'd suggest maybe wearing that fake penis 24/7.
Unless you have ample time for the esters to clear, I don't think their is the overnight remedy for this one.
BigBmajIt's specific for juice, but it's not a decent test just a cheepo.
even the cheapos are very accurate. have him buy one and test it out.
BigBmajGood idea.
Standard panel tests used for employment and probation types are only 4-5 panel tests. If they are specifically looking for steroids the test is more expensive and almost impossible to beat. Sorry to rain on the parade. I have seen people in my line of work try almost everything to beat the juice test, they all failed. When your urine is "watered down" they force you to do a retest. Watered down meaning those worthless teas and drinking a gallon of water the day before and while waiting. The test they use for Steroids is the same one they administer in sporting events so good luck to your friend!
lennie dWhat is the test for? Is it just a 5 panel for drugs like weed and what not or are they specifically testing for aas? If it is a standard whiz quiz aas will not show.. well damn lennie are you sure? And how do you know this? Well i get random dot drug screens which is sent to a lab and i have never been popped for using aas so rest assured that if they are not specifically looking for aas they will not find it and you need to do nothing
That is a good point, if it is a regular drug test they will not be looking for or testing for AAS.
"The problem with the strap on dick is that there is no knowing when the test would be administered."
If you do not know when the test is going to be administered and this is simply for a job and not for performance enhancement then I suggest they stop immediately.
If it is for performance enhancement it is beyond the scope of what most people will understand and be able to do. Hire someone who specializes in this.
TronMan, there are plenty of drinks you can get at head shops that people use to pass drug tests for other recreational drugs... I know from experience from my days of marijuana usage and I passed 2 urine test with flying colors. Now, does it work for aas?? from what i understand the product I used called Zydot will work with any unwanted substance in your system for a urinalysis. It doesn't remove the substance but masks your urine for up to 3 hours after you drink it.. I don't know how it works but it does. It ran me 60 bucks back in like 2003 so I don't know how much it is these days or even if it's still available but there are plenty other drinks out there and you could probably find them online..do some research. Hope this helps.
I heard smtg about diuretics to diminish urine concentration so it is harder to detect metabolites
valhallas bestlol fool get the wizinator its like a fake penis u strap on n it look like a dick n u get somebodys clean pea or get synthetic clean urine.
do u know if they will watch you?
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
this ^^ you will probably have to use some method to beat the system.. i'd stop the tren at the very least 2 weeks before the test.. i think the metabolites stay around for 5 months?
this test is for your job right? i'm sorry
BigBmajIt's a possibility that this person could be watched. The problem with the strap on dick is that there is no knowing when the test would be administered.
Then he walks around with it on all the time. You can buy synthetic urine. He would then need a box of hand warmers, ad those are going to be needed to keep the urine at temp. I spent most of my senior year wearing the whiznator.