hrgrteger's picture
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-1 elephants are real? or not?

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Anyone knows something about them?

76's picture

There is no way a mammal with 6 foot ears and a 9 foot nose is real. You'd have to be a fool to believe something like that is walking around swinging that meat pole of a nose around all reckless like.

SimonM84's picture

Ill are you not mistaken the conspiracy of birds vs elephants ? They were considered war carriages in ancient India but have since been revered as Gods like Ganesha.

Greg's picture

You'll find more info here: https://www.eroids.com/rules

In the third bullet point; section 1

Happy hunting!

Drexyl's picture

I rode one at a zoo one time, had my youngest son on it with me. We bonded. The elephant and I, he was pretty cool.

press1's picture

LOL I once sat on 1 at a circus!!

press1's picture

Does the trunk look legit?

Greg's picture

A "no homo" disclaimer is required when making a post like this... unless you're full-on homo.

Drexyl's picture

What’s a quarter homo? Only my left hand is gay the third Tuesday of each month?

Pumped_'s picture

Homosexuals are outdated and becoming instinct. They are realizing they are really born girls that like men so they are heterosexual after all. Birth of the transexual and the homosexual is dying out.

Greg's picture

The non-womb-woman (not to be confused with the female) is better in sports and cannot give birth.
The womb-man (not to be confused with the male) is worse in sports and can give birth.

Man is the "genome" for homo sapiens. Not a gender. Contrary to woke opinion, we are all man. We don't have firepersons, personholes, mailperson, etc.

We apparently have four genders now: male, female, womb-man, and non-womb-man. non-womb-man are particularly fond of light beer, which is a tell if you are wondering if the person you're flirting with is female or not

Pumped_'s picture

That breaks it down

SimonM84's picture

I think 90% of people are quarter homo

76's picture

70% of the time.

Drexyl's picture

Fact

Pumped_'s picture

Elephant? Must be republicans. So means they are good to go.