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Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

I took extra time to end the promo because there are members here that I know we specifically sent vials to. All but the first 2 were to people with their usernames in their profiles on titans. Even then, one of those two accidental sends registered to claim! Two things I've learned now. The Waldo failure that went out TWICE, not my fault, that's on you guys and two; y'all mother fuckers don't read anything I write in these promos.
For all you late comers after this:

Liberty Vial winners:
@JaiDog
@bodybuilder1983
@4shitsngiggles (brand new member to the forums and already at 18 karma)

The total pot was $1000, so each winner will have $333 added to their accounts in points. $1 donated to me for my pain and suffering

trennythingspossible's picture

CONGRATS BOYS

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UncleYoked's picture

I see you guys voted us back into the top 10...

Swh112013's picture

Hey unc, still nothing on the mast e? Ready to order more!! lol

UncleYoked's picture

Nope, we sent them to analiza and they've been taking their sweet ass time. We emailed them again this morning to ask what the hold up was, we emailed them last week as well without a response.

Swh112013's picture

Shitttt that’s all good. I’ve been taking the mast E I was lucky to get from yall when it went on sale by accident. Felling great so we shall see. I’m sure the tests are gonna come back great. Hopefully soon haha.

UncleYoked's picture

I'm envious, I want to take it but i won't, not in the right place for mast e. Ah but damn, such a nice feeling.

TestEcles's picture

I want to post my TD but I feel bad being one of the few that got Mast E in the very brief time it was available. Been running it since and feeling great though.

Swh112013's picture

Yes I’m at the end of my blast so figured it was time for that mast. Waited so long for it. Still got mast P from yall as well but the E is what I wanted for so long haha.

UncleYoked's picture

You may notice we quietly opened Venmo back up. I tried to make it retard proof, let's see if it works

TheIcon's picture

I test webpages and systems for a living. No matter when you think you have everything covered the "public" always finds a way to do some werid crazy dumb shyt you never thought of.

UncleYoked's picture

I'm a systems engineer at heart, I do my best to make things as straight forward as possible without over engineering it but as Jeff Goldblum once said...

PowerlifterA1's picture

I have been using these guys for a long time however just started test 500 a few weeks ago every time I pin I get huge painful knots any advice

UncleYoked's picture

yes, it sucks. Only purpose for test 500 is to reduce pin volume and even then, I wouldn't use over .5ml with a 3ml barrel.

Revsin's picture

It’s 500 bro, it’s gonna hurt.

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Nukeproof's picture

I had sus 500 from a different source and quit using it. That shit will hurt you

TheIcon's picture

haha I can guess the source I bet even though claims its smooooth. Never seen 500mg smooth.

UncleYoked's picture

We're honest with it, ours says :

500mg of Testosterone Enanthate
This is designed to reduce volume in cycles. We highly recommend that you use this mixed with other compounds to reduce volume as using alone will cause extreme PIP.

It used to say:
500mg of pain, feels like being shot with a bullet

Nukeproof's picture

Being shot is an accurate description

PowerlifterA1's picture

Understood thanks ! Just put a fresh order in .

Codeman253's picture

Ya I bet lol it's 500 mg/ml

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Brolly6898's picture

I got that from the test p / /tren ace blend ,been ordering since 2011 and will continue too oder but not the power blend lol

used_data's picture

You can try cutting the dose down and adding extra oil but for sure can imagine the pip you get from 500 lol

otohashira's picture

Happy Monday y’all! Hoping the Cialis 5mg comes back in stock soon Smile

Also curious - what’s your favorite tricep mass builder exercise? Pushdowns aren’t doing it for me anymore. Weighted dips I’ve been toying with.

JaiDog's picture

Been loving a close grip floor press/board press with bands attached and rolling tricep extensions with dumbbells

otohashira's picture

I like the idea of the banded close grip to keep that tension on. Thanks for the input!

I obviously could have googled this shit but I’m a bigger fan of anecdotal data from people out there actually slinging weight.

Married_Dick's picture

I'll give a couple I like for targeting each head and you can figure out what you like.

Long Head

Overhead extensions, Katana Extensions, Skullcrushers

Lateral Head

Close-Grip Bench, Rope Push Down, Dips

Medial Head

Reverse Grip Pushdown, Cable Kickbacks, Reverse Grip Bench

otohashira's picture

Thank you for the structure, I really appreciate it!

randomdude's picture

BENCHING YOUR MOM DOES IT FOR ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m kidding. Neutral grip on a cambered bar.

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otohashira's picture

AYOOOO - I will try that though it sounds sick

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