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UncleYoked 2097
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Titans.to

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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Irishmailman.'s picture

When will MG be operational?

UncleYoked's picture

This can't be real.... I remember watching videos of him selling on late night infomercials and saying "But wait, there's more" not bloopers.
Please tell me I'm not the only one, this is the first time this Mandela effect has really got me.

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Dragoon's picture

He never actually said but wait there is more in any infomercial. Only in a few blooper reels.

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stolenbases_sd's picture

Are you currently accepting new orders/customers? Looking to place my first order through titans but want to make sure all the issues you’ve been having have been resolved. Thank you

UncleYoked's picture

oh yeah, that was just a passing fling, we broke up and everything is back to normal. Friday night with the boys and all

stolenbases_sd's picture

Wonderful, thanks for clarifying, look forward to trying you out for the first time ----

FartDracula's picture

Wait...issues? I literally just placed one...what issues?

stolenbases_sd's picture

If you scroll down this page more and read you’ll find out specifically

FartDracula's picture

Yeah that really sucks, I kind of went about this in the dumbest fucking way possible. I'm sure it'll turn out fine

WarDaddy27's picture

If your order was placed properly shouldn't need to worry. Check your mail and order history for updates. I've placed multiple orders with zero issues and always a quick TD.

FartDracula's picture

It's actually hit pre-shipment already, and from what I can tell UncleYoked seems to be pretty cool, maybe a bit overworked and stressed out but cool.

WarDaddy27's picture

Facts, but if I had to transport my balls around in a wheelbarrow, I'd be too. LoL!!

UncleYoked's picture

It's a small wheelbarrow

Liljuicy's picture

Does anyone know if I HAVE to chew the accutane 25mg tablets? They come in a chewable form it says. No sure what is best for the liver haha.

UncleYoked's picture

The halving is here, I'm going to pull down BTC for a bit until things settle as fees are all over the place and sky rocketing 'temporarily' as networks are clogging and BTC miners may be reducing their mining capabilities, who knows what's going on, we just know it's a bit chaotic at the moment. We'll have it back up and running shortly.

FartDracula's picture

oh fuck...

UncleYoked's picture

@HXJohnDoe
Time stamp 11am CST on 4/20

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@HXJohnDoe
24hrs passed
48hrs to go

UncleYoked's picture

ok I think he's afraid of the liability of losing. Which is understandable.
Change of terms.
If you win, I send you $1000
If I win, I will send $1000 to a charity of your choice
@HXJohnDoe this is your opportunity to do something decent one way or the other. What do you say?

Rosschestzip's picture

Are you basing this off his one comment? Or do you KNOW that’s him?

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UncleYoked's picture

That's him. He won't respond to me anymore =(

Rosschestzip's picture

Awww almost made a little buddy. I’m sorry man I’m sure you’ll find another groupie soon

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DeeMan's picture

The beginning of a new friendship!! Legendary!

UncleYoked's picture

not gonna lie, he had helped me, inadvertently. I've been delaying some upgrades and updates since they weren't really necessary but now that it's all running, the site is moving smoother than ever. Super responsive, it was worth the investment.

DeeMan's picture

I'm sure your positivity pisses the guy off!!!
Well glad you turned a negative into a positive

UncleYoked's picture

I have nothing to lose. I don't get much from this personally. I'm sure you know where the money goes but it's a lot of risk to help others. If I get shut down it'll hurt some people but eventually it has to happen. I've done what I can to ensure a positive future for them but I can't do this forever. If I make it to the end of this year there's a very strong possibility I'll hang up the coat. It's been an amazing run but this is a young mans game and I'm not a young man anymore.

DeeMan's picture

Umm looks like he chose the wrong src unfortunately from what you're saying lol. But I totally understand man. You've been in that mindset for awhile and I completely understand. Hell if I were an src it would be very hard for me to walk away however like you said you're not young, most of us aren't by the way lol, and I'm sure you have done well for yourself.

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