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press1's picture

I just found out something I never knew - there is Both Female and Male grass in the ground!! LMAO

Hence why the Male grass releases pollen to be carried by the wind to fertilize the female grass - and why my Hayfever is sooo fuckin bad currently LOL Even the hayfever tabs aren't stopping it atm - the Male grass is taking over!!! Lol Interesting stuff eh @Greg !!

I always figured Grass was just grass, and that it grows in soil LMAO

Yes, grass often triggers a massive surge of pollen or severe allergy symptoms just after it rains, though the exact effect depends entirely on the type of rainfall. While a steady, long-lasting downpour clears the air, short showers and thunderstorms create a dangerous "pollen burst" effect

The Delayed Explosion LMFAOO (The Next Sunny Day)

Grasses avoid releasing their pollen while it is actively raining or when the ground is highly saturated. However, if it rains on a cloudy day, the grass continues to generate pollen internally, which builds up inside the flower heads. As soon as the rain stops, the sun comes out, and the moisture evaporates, the grass triggers a massive, concentrated release of pollen all at once

Tinman79's picture

I start know the exact specifics but yeah kinda knew this.

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press1's picture

Nah ya didn't mate, NOBODY knew this - until NOW!!!!!!! ROFL

Tinman79's picture

I mean it has to seed to make more and when it’s wild grass it looks like there are two types growing so I assumed there were different types yes just not the logistics of it.

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sandman3698's picture

Everytime you're having an allergy attack, its because you're in the middle of a vegetation bukkake.

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press1's picture

Who knew that Grass got horny too??!!

Greg's picture

My take away is, "why is the male grass actively trying to pollinate you?" Apparently in England the grass is gay.

Now, thanks to you, I've woken up to an image of a lawn of gay grass having a wank when you're around.

press1's picture

Maybe the Grass in the UK is in fact 'Gayer' than US grass - or maybe we just have 'Gaydar Grass'!!!

Revsin's picture

Grabbed a few of the bold cyp like the rest of you. Wanna see what the hype is about..

trennythingspossible's picture

Quicker higher peak in blood serum is the hype

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Rumple's picture

Oh shit! Bold Cyp is back

KingRoni88's picture

Running Unc's Test C it great.....it's summer. The question is where is the Masteron.

TheFireHouseDog's picture

Was checking for it every morning for days. Immediately jumped on getting some this morning. Can’t wait.

Stimulator's picture

Glad I saw this! I just snagged some.

abeblinkin's picture

Fuck yea, I stocked up this time

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Chingiz's picture

Curious to see how long it lasts this time. Just placed my order.

Rumple's picture

Jumped on it as soon as I saw it. I have a little stash for two cycles now.

TyBamma's picture

Hey unc I had a question. Sent you a pm.

Novalentinehere's picture

Hope everythings okay Unc!

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Teeeethreee's picture

Did something happen?

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Novalentinehere's picture

Not sure. I have a pack that’s been ready to ship this week. I sent him a pm a couple days ago. Maybe 3 days ago. No response. I do tend to be impatient. But this hasn’t been the experience I’ve had with Unc in the past. So I am just hoping everything is okay on his end of the world. Maybe he just needed a few days off.

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Teeeethreee's picture

Everything is Gucci bro - I’ve put in order few days ago everything update smoothly. I’m sure the packs go out in batches to make it time efficient. Never had a pack take longer than 8 days.

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mcclovin's picture

Same here. Things are especially quicker when using lady boy coin

Teeeethreee's picture

Lmao jokes aside we should start the LB coin or Gimp coin just to tickle Greg lmao

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Shrednaught's picture

Same here, got all the auto-updates and its been ready to ship for a couple of days which is odd but maybe its the clap flaring up.

No point in speculating though, Unc always delivers and by this time next week we will both be soying out about our little packages!

OlympusBorn's picture

Is methenolone enanthate (injectable primo) in high enough demand / supply that it could be considered as an addition to the menu?

UncleYoked's picture

It's a supply and reliable purity issue at this point. It has just been made available to us but I don't trust it yet. We're picking up some of it's cheaper kin to see how they test and if all checks out, we will take the risk. It's also expensive as balls

randomdude's picture

Never heard of it. Something new?

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Yuzy2784's picture

Hook, line, and sinker.

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