posted Tue, 03/10/2026 - 13:26
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I hope this is enough to turn me into a lady
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Bunch of 5mg var that showed up faster than the clap. For real the clap takes up to 5 days in men and 10 days in women and I ordered Friday evening and the td was Monday.
A little science lesson with the TD pic
lol
Lol why did you get lady var? You gonna take it rectally? Or you gonna shove one up ur ass while you simultaneously shove as many as you can fit down your throat?
When I get lady medicine that's how I take it. Learned that when I was in the Cambodian special forces, and we all got sex changes for a "special assignment".
Works best to boof, drain into a cup then under tongue for bucal absorption. 0 waste, and it's so fun to do
For lots of recreational drugs the compound is more bioavailable in you urine after its already gone through you once. I would bet it works with orals too. I haven't heard of any bodybuilders drinking their piss while on orals and tweakers do that shit all the time. I guess meth heads just want it more.
Sublingual and boofing simultaneously of course I can read and that's what the back of the package says to do. I had to get lady var because the 25mg were sold out and unc doesn't do 50mg.
Fuckin UNC trying to turn everyone gay
Wait 25mg var turns you gay? That explains so much I thought the Molly turned me gay but it didn't work when I tried it a second time.
I thought tren made you gay lol
Night sweats and insomnia no thank you. Also I have never tried tren I could be one of the unlucky ones who doesn't run to the nearest trany lot lizards and stay up all night yelling at their girl for not having a dick.
Lady boy incoming
That's the plan. Though I could be misunderstanding how lady var works.