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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

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Same question----
Need to order some good stuff

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Newsletter just went out, we're aiming mid month

Stilldrinkinthinking40's picture

Thanks unc!! Im running low but think i can make it til middle of month. Hope you had good holidays ill be keeping an eye out

Tinman79's picture

lol I just got it too. You the man.

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VIP EARLY ACCESS

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Side note: Platinum is now known as Diamond tier. Only thing that changes is the cool icon

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FOR MEMBERS WHO REACHED SILVER, GOLD AND PLATINUM IN DEC 2025. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN AWARDED BONUS POINTS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BASED ON YOUR TOTAL SALES NUMBERS. ENJOY!!

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I reached Platinum in October.

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WONKA WINNERS
We only 3 showed up with their tickets so we chose two additional customers who posted photos of a Wonka bar and made a review in the past as honorary winners.

GOLDEN GOLDEN TICKET WINNER: @Squatch710
PRIZE: GOLD STATUS FOR 2026, $500 IN POINTS

GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 2: @Coffeedrinker78
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $400 IN POINTS

GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 3: @riproll4
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $300 IN POINTS

HONORARY GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 4: @Spool
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $150 IN POINTS

HONORARY GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 5: @Tat2man
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $150 IN POINTS

DM with your email address so I can get you guys loaded with points. We open in a few days only for VIP customers (SILVER, GOLD, PLATINUM) and we will only be offering gear from @76 during the closure but you will get it with our discounts.

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Thank you. Much appreciated!!

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Your name actually came up first. The idea was if other tickets weren't claimed, we would give it to some random dude, so who better than randomdude!
Unfortunately, you didn't meet the requirements. =(

Tinman79's picture

That’s some dummy shit bro. Look forward to opening back up.

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you monster

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Tat2man's picture

Awesome bro, thank you!!!! Congrats guys.

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Tinman79's picture

Nice bro

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Jockstrap's picture

That's awesome!! Congrats!!

Asa's picture

Congrats weiners!!!
No celebratory tranny pics plz

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press1's picture

Who tha fuck is this?

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that was the head of the department of health for the US during biden admin

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WHAAAAAATTT?????

The Head of Department of Health - Jesus wept. So I can only assume sex change surgery was a welcomed addition? No wonder the US Health system is fucked LOL

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The previous 4yrs was like living in a fever dream.
I can't comprehend that it was anything more than socially manipulated destruction from within.

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They let that thing help destroy america

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That's the picture of health

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God dammit now I have to go rub one out. Maybe two.

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randomdude's picture

y tho

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Asa's picture

Well I was hoping there would be some rebels with a cause, but it totally flopped. Like a large flacid cock

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Like Rachel Levine’s large flaccid dick, it may be uncircumcised too…

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