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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Tinman79's picture

Thanks. That means a lot. I try to be and believe I am for the most part. I’m a mean son of a bitch though if you fuck with my family or cross me to the point where it’s unforgivable. One shot.

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UncleYoked's picture

Most genuinely good people I meet are real assholes.

Tinman79's picture

Agreed

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Tinman79's picture

Here’s the thing. Just bc you are on test doesn’t mean you can’t get her pregnant. It happens all the time I’ve read and I’m sure it’s happened to guys in here when they didn’t want it to. Best thing is just go get your sperm count tested so you know what you working with. HCG way better anyway to restart boys and fertility in my humble opinion. Way safer too. Send me friend request and DM if you need help.

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LexFanz's picture

I got my girl prego while running tren, masteron, and test. It can most definitely happen.

UncleYoked's picture

of course, I don't gatekeep over here.

riproll4's picture

Unc…. Any chance on bringing extreme Tren a 200mg back?

Tinman79's picture

I’d never name anywhere I use in open forum anyway just that one could. I just don’t get how people can’t figure these things out. Like make friends and talk in private lol. Ask questions then.

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UncleYoked's picture

We don't carry it but I will look into it

gms's picture

Thank you! Especially for replying to an empty profile as im sure it looks bad lol

Cardavort2's picture

Every time I go the website (I recently discovered you guys in November) it says you’re closed or there’s no products. I feel like a crackhead looking for some good quality Tren Ace --

Tinman79's picture

He said to use 1776 man.

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Stilldrinkinthinking40's picture

When will the shop open back up?

BATNUTT's picture

Same question----
Need to order some good stuff

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UncleYoked's picture

Newsletter just went out, we're aiming mid month

Stilldrinkinthinking40's picture

Thanks unc!! Im running low but think i can make it til middle of month. Hope you had good holidays ill be keeping an eye out

Tinman79's picture

lol I just got it too. You the man.

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UncleYoked's picture

VIP EARLY ACCESS

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Side note: Platinum is now known as Diamond tier. Only thing that changes is the cool icon

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FOR MEMBERS WHO REACHED SILVER, GOLD AND PLATINUM IN DEC 2025. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN AWARDED BONUS POINTS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BASED ON YOUR TOTAL SALES NUMBERS. ENJOY!!

press1's picture

I reached Platinum in October.

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WONKA WINNERS
We only 3 showed up with their tickets so we chose two additional customers who posted photos of a Wonka bar and made a review in the past as honorary winners.

GOLDEN GOLDEN TICKET WINNER: @Squatch710
PRIZE: GOLD STATUS FOR 2026, $500 IN POINTS

GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 2: @Coffeedrinker78
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $400 IN POINTS

GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 3: @riproll4
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $300 IN POINTS

HONORARY GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 4: @Spool
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $150 IN POINTS

HONORARY GOLDEN TICKET WINNER 5: @Tat2man
PRIZE: SILVER STATUS FOR 2026, $150 IN POINTS

DM with your email address so I can get you guys loaded with points. We open in a few days only for VIP customers (SILVER, GOLD, PLATINUM) and we will only be offering gear from @76 during the closure but you will get it with our discounts.

riproll4's picture

Thank you. Much appreciated!!

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UncleYoked's picture

Your name actually came up first. The idea was if other tickets weren't claimed, we would give it to some random dude, so who better than randomdude!
Unfortunately, you didn't meet the requirements. =(

Tinman79's picture

That’s some dummy shit bro. Look forward to opening back up.

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randomdude's picture

you monster

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Tat2man's picture

Awesome bro, thank you!!!! Congrats guys.

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Tinman79's picture

Nice bro

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