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Mrtommorrow1987's picture

I too hate all gay boys staring at my massive quads at planet fitness while I do leg extensions.

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randomdude's picture

All of the answers are “ur mum”.

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Milfpounder's picture

Nahhhhh there's a Chevy in the background. It's YOUR MOMMA

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Those lil set ups are nice. My father got me one when i was 15. Still standing and perfectly usable to this day in his backyard. They're not bad price at all. It's the fucking plates and fixed dumbells that get pricey. I had those screw on dumbells when i was younger where the bar had threads on the end and the collar was the nut. Worked though. Just took a lil extra work changing weight between sets.
I have a pull up/ dip station in my apartment now. In NYC... that's the most I'll get.

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Titanmjfit's picture

Cant tell you how many times id put weight on those db handles and the plates come falling off or worse onto my head. The good ol high school days

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Really ?? They were falling off?
Were you using Olympic weights on those lil bars?
I've never had a plate fall off the screw on dumbbell bars. I had a ez curl like that also. Lol

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Titanmjfit's picture

The ones you spin to tighten. Whenever i would go over 55lbs and had multiple plates on there was a chance it could happen. I had multiple sets growing up and not everyone did this but pretty much they did if i had 3to4 5-25lb plates on them

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Oh you mean your put do much on the part you screw on was barely touching the threads so it'll pop off.??

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TestEcles's picture

Yeah bro I used those screw on dumbbells for many years growing up. This little setup is decent man. Better than I expected honestly. Last night did shoulders and arms. Tonight doing chest and back and so far man I’m feeling good.

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

I was looking on Craigslist and a guy was giving away over 500lbs in plates. You just had to pick em up. Idk if people use that there or Facebook marketplace sometimes people just want to get rid of it. The plates had a lil rust but nothing crazy and for free fuck it if i had room I'd of got em

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TestEcles's picture

That’s a great idea. I didn’t even think about that. I could definitely use some more weights.

UncleYoked's picture

I see all the unread DMs in my box and I'm going to be totally honest with you all, I don't want to read them right now.
If there's something super urgent, email us. I'll begin getting to these DM's shortly

Tinman79's picture

No rest for the wicked. People just can’t wait. It’s sad. Enjoy your time bro.

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TestEcles's picture

Enjoy your time off brother. It can wait.

UncleYoked's picture

Hope everyone had a great Christmas. Let's check in on these Wonka Winners!

Coffeedrinker78's picture

Thanks again for doing the promo.

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Codadada's picture

This is how I take my coffee.. HBU dudes??

Jockstrap's picture

Seconds? Leftovers? I could use a cup or 2

Codadada's picture

There's definitely some sloppy leftovers lol

randomdude's picture

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF MY MOM???!!??

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Codadada's picture

Cuz she's hot af broh... duh

Codadada's picture

Lmao

Jockstrap's picture

Merry Christmas to all yall muscleheads!

JayTee123's picture

This page used to be filled with nice slutty pictures. I think it’s time to bring that back!

Jockstrap's picture

Off topic....daily bitches. Plethora of fun views

Tinman79's picture

Now that’s a six pack I could sink my teeth into. Merry Christmas to you

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Titanmjfit's picture

Im eating all them booty holes

Tinman79's picture

That’ll work for me too.

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Jockstrap's picture

Fully

Codadada's picture

Merry Christmas you tren-sweating psychopaths. May your rage be controlled and your gains be biblical ----

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