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randomdude's picture

You can definitely get your wife pregnant on only test. My wife got pregnant when I was running 200mg a week. Then again it could be someone else’s kid…

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UncleYoked's picture

You can, it's definitely harder as test kills motility, you must be one of those championship sires, a real breeder

randomdude's picture

Four children without even trying two of which are twins. I have strong swimmers.

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Tinman79's picture

Right. That’s why I tell these guys that wanna come off test just get tested for sperm count. Bc if it’s low coming off test might not help anyway. The person will need more help and HCG definitely better in my opinion

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randomdude's picture

A good friend of mine and his wife had issues conceiving for a while with no luck. He finally got his speed count checked and it was super low. Not sure if he took anything to help but it eventually happened. Took years though.

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UncleYoked's picture

you must have balls the size of grapefruit

Mrtommorrow1987's picture

High school nickname was egg rolls bc my nuts were so big. Fucking dwarfed my pecker

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randomdude's picture

Far from it. They’re like squirrel balls but smaller.

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UncleYoked's picture

small yet efficient

Tinman79's picture

Shriveling up like raisins. Shave and it makes my little white polish dick that much bigger.

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Tinman79's picture

That’s fucked up bro. I hope that’s not it. My middle son isn’t mine from my first marriage. That shits rough. He’s mine but also nothing like me or looks either. Doesn’t know as far as I know. His older brother knows bc we super close. He’s an exact coy of me through and through.

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randomdude's picture

Uhh bad joke. Apologies. Family is more than just blood. You’re a good dude.

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Tinman79's picture

No worries bud. I take no offense. You couldn’t have known. It definitely more than blood for sure. I’ve been remarried 18 years this year and have a 12 year old with her. She’s been the best thing that could have ever happened to me. I was on the path of self destruction when we met I just hid it well. High functioning alcoholic addict. Always worked hard and played harder. Very good job especially for high school drop out. But it was the 90’s and that was still possible back then. Anyway don’t mean to write a book lol. This ain’t what this message boards for.

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UncleYoked's picture

You're a good man.

Tinman79's picture

Thanks. That means a lot. I try to be and believe I am for the most part. I’m a mean son of a bitch though if you fuck with my family or cross me to the point where it’s unforgivable. One shot.

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UncleYoked's picture

Most genuinely good people I meet are real assholes.

Tinman79's picture

Agreed

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Tinman79's picture

Here’s the thing. Just bc you are on test doesn’t mean you can’t get her pregnant. It happens all the time I’ve read and I’m sure it’s happened to guys in here when they didn’t want it to. Best thing is just go get your sperm count tested so you know what you working with. HCG way better anyway to restart boys and fertility in my humble opinion. Way safer too. Send me friend request and DM if you need help.

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LexFanz's picture

I got my girl prego while running tren, masteron, and test. It can most definitely happen.

UncleYoked's picture

of course, I don't gatekeep over here.

riproll4's picture

Unc…. Any chance on bringing extreme Tren a 200mg back?

Tinman79's picture

I’d never name anywhere I use in open forum anyway just that one could. I just don’t get how people can’t figure these things out. Like make friends and talk in private lol. Ask questions then.

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UncleYoked's picture

We don't carry it but I will look into it

gms's picture

Thank you! Especially for replying to an empty profile as im sure it looks bad lol

Cardavort2's picture

Every time I go the website (I recently discovered you guys in November) it says you’re closed or there’s no products. I feel like a crackhead looking for some good quality Tren Ace --

Tinman79's picture

He said to use 1776 man.

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Stilldrinkinthinking40's picture

When will the shop open back up?

BATNUTT's picture

Same question----
Need to order some good stuff

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UncleYoked's picture

Newsletter just went out, we're aiming mid month

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