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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

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She looks like a Real Bitch - I'm Game LOL

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@press1 looks like a lil choking and spit in her mouth time

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Tongue split!!! I’d be able to return the favor!

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I was waiting for you to find this LOL

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@Milfpounder Got any Crane pictures today mate?

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Nom nom nom

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mhmm

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Need some bigger tits around hurr.. Im a titty boyyyyy

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Yesss

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I’d blood play with that!

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Boom!

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So mote it be

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Mahabone.

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Probably a strange question, but it’s obvious to spot an Arab or oriental woman, west African, etc… not as obvious but you’ll still have marginal success discerning a Greek woman from Russian, French, Italian… the United States is a melting pot so all bets are off, is there anything about British women that would make them identifiable? (Leg hair jokes are old and tired) hopefully the women are better than the food, your bread almost made this Frenchman end it all https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/E16SptS4jV

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Had a cheat meal in Paris. Onion soup, frogs legs and snails

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Such a classy guy. Looks expensive.

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Fairly reasonable for area and what we had. Lovely restaurant, staff etc

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OMG Bad Bad Bad

How can you even mentally be anywhere near that lot.

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Fucking delicious mate. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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What are Snails even made from - Blubber, fat, muscle? All I know is they don't like being dropped on salt!! LMAO - Yes I was that nasty kid .....

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Consistency when cooked is similar to fatty beef or pork. It’s cooked with garlic and herbs. They taste lovely mate

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Hahaha where I grew up we had some big nasty snails and I'd do that same shit. I am definitely going to hell.

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I use to find it fascinating how they started bubbling but never actually knew why it was, it just looked cool - Now you realise the poor bastards were getting all of the moisture sucked out of them LOL Fly spray was another favourite - when I realised how that stuff worked I felt awful, for about a second LMAO Still a favourite because lets face - Flies are a pain in the arse ....

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Ya, I still feel bad about the snails. But fuck flies. No mercy for them.

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I also believe that Congratulations are in order for becoming a member of the Golden Shower Team!! Nice colour co-ordination going on there too with the arms Good

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Thanks man! I'm a somebody now

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Careful buddy - Once you become a somebody you can start to get enemies LMAO Especially once you begin climbing up the ranks - you get seen as a threat!! Nah this place isn't like that anymore ....

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Best part is, im just an idiot newb who doesn't know shit. Hahaha

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Regarding the Video: Good, FUCK OFF back home you moaning FROGGY CUNT!!! Lmao And whilst you are at it - STOP letting all those Illegal Immigrants jump on boats on your beaches and come to our Shitty food country!!!!

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That’s it, I’m going down to the new tent city our neighbor put up and sending 50 of the worst your way! But seriously, Brit birds, I’m picturing typically thin or fit, brunette hair, on the fairer skinned side… am I far off?

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Blonde hair, blue eyes, little make up. Unless you’re in Essex then it’s Turkey teeth, full plastic surgery and permanent makeup

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Sounds like New York...
I suppose technically we are England. Just New England. Lol.. i don't forget who started this shit. Though people here think of England as Mars. Like something you've heard exist and seen pictures of. But your still not quite sure about it. One thing can say about the north east is we are the closest you'll get to an English accent. Everywhere else in this country they exaggerate the R's so dam much in words like car, are, islander. Where when we say it sounds not like a A. Like motha fucka rather than motherrr fuckerrrr. Bawt rather than bot though proper spelling is bought. Like i just bawt some fiiyah ass tren onlyne and gonna get juiced outta my myand until i wake up in bed with my sistahh ...
So the extended explanation of nyc nobody ask for. I just didn't know anything existed outside New York. Lmaoo

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Same thing here bro. Accents are vastly different over such a small distance. Liverpool and Manchester are next door and utterly different. Cardiff is very close to Devon and couldn’t be more dissimilar. Press and I sound like we are from different countries! lmao

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Really.. see i just started getting to know that scents are diff within England. I thought it was Irish, Scottish, English, and Welsh ascents. I Been watching UK series 's though and been noticing. Not sure if you've seen top boy on Netflix is about a gang seeking drugs in London and beefing with other projects. I like the hood shit. Lol.
I Been watching a bunch of movies from there also. There was one press told me to watch and still haven't gotten around to it. Some gangster movie from there he said it's a classic i forget the name though. I gotta ask him again.

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Top Boy is actually set down in the rough areas of London Mate, but the accent they use isn't typical of Southerners - its this kind of Yardy, Pikey Slang that originated from Jamaica and those areas. All the dealers down there speak in it even though it sounds fuckin stupid LMAO That accent is even making its way up here with teenagers watching the program and trying to replicate it, I'm always thinking what the fuck did that kid just say LOL

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True mate. Patwa has been around for years but took off in the last 15-20 years. Now even suburban kids are chatting like they are road men, silly cunts.