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press1's picture

No - Don't ask him to post anything mate.

sandman3698's picture

For the love of God.

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press1's picture

One of my neighbours has one of those Lamborghini Jeeps lol Black though

RobertB80's picture

Just noticed the car. Good spot Press

press1's picture

Mate, you'll get a lot more genuine happiness and devotion out of that car than you will her!!! LMFAO Plus a car is for life - the Bitch leaves when times get tough Lol

RobertB80's picture

I look at her as more of a joyride than a keeper mate. Quick run round the block never hurt anyone ;)

press1's picture

Yeah, a Good time girl LOL

Jockstrap's picture

Even if i was mega rich id want an old primer chevy or ford. Something to crawl with but not worry bout dents

Gettinit's picture

F yall my ole azz rockin 2014 kia,lost it all in the divorce 6 years ago,lol but i got 6 years clean now

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press1's picture

Mate if some bitch took half my money in a divorce I'd be after blood, no joke. I found out some of the things my mother stole from my father back when they split decades back, including 10's of thousands that she stole from a joint business bank account and I am seething about it. As women get older they care less about the man and more about the money he has.

Jockstrap's picture

The house alone was 600k....beeeeitch!

Tat2man's picture

Must be nice bro. I only have 2 Harley’s and a Tahoe.

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Brolly6898's picture

I have a 2005 chevy Malibu stacy

Teeeethreee's picture

Ohhhhhh you’re black. Checks out. Jk lol

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press1's picture

I always look at people who are driving them though and think why the hell would you spend £250k on one of those when you should be bombing around in a Huracan for that money?! One is a fantasy drive and would be a dream to get in everyday, the other is still just a fuckin armchair in the sky with Lamborghini written across the back of it LMAO

Brolly6898's picture

Exactly id rather put that money too a house

press1's picture

They already have the massive houses mate, they just wanna be seen in a vehicle that screams money thats all they are bothered about. None of em are into cars as such, just the badge lol

Brolly6898's picture

Yup its called REPUTATION

Teeeethreee's picture

I Uber lmao

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Bro I'm in NYC, not allot of people have cars and uber is everything.

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Teeeethreee's picture

You feel me bro! You gotta be the swollest guy in NYC

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press1's picture

Jesus christ one of them bastards costs the same as running a Lambo LMAO

Teeeethreee's picture

Blind people problems haha especially where I live (biiiig city)

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Tat2man's picture

Nothing wrong with uber at all. Especially in large cities. I’d uber when out in Vegas drinking and scamming young whores lol.

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Teeeethreee's picture

Did we just become best friends?

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press1's picture

Hey - What about your mate Press Ya Pikey Cunt?!!!

Teeeethreee's picture

You and I in a little toy shop, with a bag of balloons with the money we’re got ..

<3

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Tat2man's picture

lol just don’t use the words besties or twinsies and we’re good lol.

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press1's picture

I thought you lived in the swamps near a bunch of Red necks mate??!!! Lmfao

Teeeethreee's picture

I’m a City Boy zero survival skills haha

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