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Lol.
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Teeeethreee's picture

Am I that transparent.

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press1's picture

Very Sharp LMAO

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dgn14x's picture

Now this is my cup of tea! I wanna get her pregnant!

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Tat2man's picture

lol I’m sure you may be one of the last dudes in the forum, world, or galaxy this chick would let get her pregnant.

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dgn14x's picture

You’ll never know how do I look like. But let me give you couple of tips, countless times bartenders give me free drinks where they work. My record is a girl served me three beers and said I don’t have to pay. When I went to shopping like ice cream, frozen yogurt, several times I got it for free. But the best one was I was walking with friends and a girl stopped me wanted to take a photo with me. When you have options, you can be picky.

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Tat2man's picture

Dude I’m picky and selective also. But I’m not going to hype myself up in chat. I’m sure the other villagers enjoy your stories. Tell Shrek I said hello.

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sandman3698's picture

And then you woke up, farted and had to clean the white stains out of your sheets.

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Tat2man's picture

LMMFAO for real out loud. Fuck dude I’d give that comment 2 thumbs up if I could.

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randomdude's picture

ur mum and uncle randy don’t count

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randomdude's picture

based on all of your negging I didn’t think you were into chicks. i mean it’s cool if you’re not just sayin.

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dgn14x's picture

I’m so proud to be picky Smile

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Izzy75's picture

I would clean her up cat style. All tongue.

Tat2man's picture

Yeah bro she’s pretty hot

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Jockstrap's picture

Id wear her like a hat!

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dgn14x's picture

Is this Tommy Fury’s wife?

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press1's picture

It is!!!!

press1's picture

She's a normal sized woman bro, this is what they are supposed to be like. Well at least when they are sexy as fuck!!! The problem is that you find obese obomanations sexy - DON'T worry though as this can be cured. You come round to my place and I will do a kind of Clockwork Orange procedure on you, a Labotomy if you will. We will soon get you back in reality again mate in the world of the mentally well Good

press1's picture

I wouldn't even say her ass is that small, its just normal. You always have to remember with a womans arse that when they are bent over doggy style that arse and hips are going to double in size - so if you are already starting off with a big bum then its gonna look massive when you are banging her. If you were banging one of these fat women you like then your nob would costantly be popping out too!!!

dgn14x's picture

I love clockwork orange! Actually every movie Kubrick did was amazing. But still clockwork orange is my fav by far

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press1's picture

I've always found Clockwork Orange to be quite disturbing - especially the scenes where they keep his eyes open and make him puke everytime he is around violence Lol My Favourite of all his Films is The Shining, I was obsessive about that at one point. Know virtually every single line in it off by heart lol - 'You think MAYBE he should be taken to a Doctor??!! Ohh Jack why are you being like this?

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The Shining is an amazing but not my top three. My top 3 are clockwork orange, full metal jacket and 2001 space odyssey. The Shining, eyes wide shut, Lolita etc all amazing. The guy is a legend 100%. The goat.

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press1's picture

Yeah Eyes wide shut was a good film!!! Full Metal Jacket too

I am or was a Big Fan of Michael Mann Films, loved all the night time stuff. HEAT is one of my all time favourites.

Tat2man's picture

Nice

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press1's picture

She's actually Tommy Fury's wife before she became a mother and got fat LMAO

classicbberx1's picture

Too much? Nah

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