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press1's picture

I wouldn't even say her ass is that small, its just normal. You always have to remember with a womans arse that when they are bent over doggy style that arse and hips are going to double in size - so if you are already starting off with a big bum then its gonna look massive when you are banging her. If you were banging one of these fat women you like then your nob would costantly be popping out too!!!

dgn14x's picture

I love clockwork orange! Actually every movie Kubrick did was amazing. But still clockwork orange is my fav by far

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press1's picture

I've always found Clockwork Orange to be quite disturbing - especially the scenes where they keep his eyes open and make him puke everytime he is around violence Lol My Favourite of all his Films is The Shining, I was obsessive about that at one point. Know virtually every single line in it off by heart lol - 'You think MAYBE he should be taken to a Doctor??!! Ohh Jack why are you being like this?

dgn14x's picture

The Shining is an amazing but not my top three. My top 3 are clockwork orange, full metal jacket and 2001 space odyssey. The Shining, eyes wide shut, Lolita etc all amazing. The guy is a legend 100%. The goat.

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press1's picture

Yeah Eyes wide shut was a good film!!! Full Metal Jacket too

I am or was a Big Fan of Michael Mann Films, loved all the night time stuff. HEAT is one of my all time favourites.

Tat2man's picture

Nice

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press1's picture

She's actually Tommy Fury's wife before she became a mother and got fat LMAO

classicbberx1's picture

Too much? Nah

Sithx66's picture

Those are the kind of thighs I want to bite!

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PrimoPantani's picture

Disgusting

Milfpounder's picture

I second that

press1's picture

Is this real??

Tat2man's picture

Enjoy your evening guys.

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Izzy75's picture

Syphilis is treatable. I would do her.

Jockstrap's picture

I follow her for years now. Mega sexy

randomdude's picture

a man needs a name… for science

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Jockstrap's picture

Riah i watch her on ig @randomdude

randomdude's picture

Thanks. Turns out I already follow her. Lol. Way too many e-girls to keep in mind these days.

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Jockstrap's picture

I hear ya! Then all the new flavor of the week types. Lol

Jockstrap's picture

Back to the schedule...

Izzy75's picture

You guy's want something like this?
Just go to Colombia and have a $50 ready.
Most gorgeous whores in the world.
Just pack a lot of rubbers and don't put your tongue anywhere.
(This is not a promo)

Drexyl's picture

I’m bringing $500.

Jockstrap's picture

Taking notes....flight.....yes!!!

press1's picture

I'M THERE ALREADY!!!!

Izzy75's picture

I have friends that have apartments in the city and fly there at least once a month. They have showed me the most crazy videos with gorgeous women. They say everything is super cheap, that's why they can keep an apartment fly there so often.
Also a lot of women I know fly there to get plastic procedures done. They pay like 25% of what it would cost in the U.S.
I wouldn't dare risk my health like that, but that's what's happening right now.

PrimoPantani's picture

The girl in the photo is fat tho?

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