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Tat2man's picture

Here ya go.

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Jockstrap's picture

Tongue punch!! @Tat2man

Tat2man's picture

Hahahaha

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Jimmy1048's picture

Hahahah

press1's picture

Getting it slackened before its smashed in LMAO

Tat2man's picture

Exactly bro.

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Izzy75's picture

Yeeeeeehaaaaw!

Tat2man's picture

Yezzzzziirrrrr

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Teeeethreee's picture
Lol.
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Teeeethreee's picture

Am I that transparent.

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press1's picture

Very Sharp LMAO

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dgn14x's picture

Now this is my cup of tea! I wanna get her pregnant!

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Tat2man's picture

lol I’m sure you may be one of the last dudes in the forum, world, or galaxy this chick would let get her pregnant.

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dgn14x's picture

You’ll never know how do I look like. But let me give you couple of tips, countless times bartenders give me free drinks where they work. My record is a girl served me three beers and said I don’t have to pay. When I went to shopping like ice cream, frozen yogurt, several times I got it for free. But the best one was I was walking with friends and a girl stopped me wanted to take a photo with me. When you have options, you can be picky.

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Tat2man's picture

Dude I’m picky and selective also. But I’m not going to hype myself up in chat. I’m sure the other villagers enjoy your stories. Tell Shrek I said hello.

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sandman3698's picture

And then you woke up, farted and had to clean the white stains out of your sheets.

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Tat2man's picture

LMMFAO for real out loud. Fuck dude I’d give that comment 2 thumbs up if I could.

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randomdude's picture

ur mum and uncle randy don’t count

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randomdude's picture

based on all of your negging I didn’t think you were into chicks. i mean it’s cool if you’re not just sayin.

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dgn14x's picture

I’m so proud to be picky Smile

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Izzy75's picture

I would clean her up cat style. All tongue.

Tat2man's picture

Yeah bro she’s pretty hot

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Jockstrap's picture

Id wear her like a hat!

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dgn14x's picture

Is this Tommy Fury’s wife?

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press1's picture

It is!!!!

press1's picture

She's a normal sized woman bro, this is what they are supposed to be like. Well at least when they are sexy as fuck!!! The problem is that you find obese obomanations sexy - DON'T worry though as this can be cured. You come round to my place and I will do a kind of Clockwork Orange procedure on you, a Labotomy if you will. We will soon get you back in reality again mate in the world of the mentally well Good

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