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sandman3698's picture

That actually makes that whole "tart" thing even funnier. When I read those posts I immediately had that part from snatch pop in my head of Statham saying he wasn't there to get a caravan for some tart...... "not that I'm calling your mom a tart" .. lol that's fantastic.

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press1's picture

Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!

sandman3698's picture

That was a classic for sure. I'm gonna have to watch it again real soon.

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press1's picture

All of those Guy Ritchie Films were great back then, reminds me of my tennage years as me and my friends all use to sit watching them together. Then Madonna wanted a bit of him lol

Jockstrap's picture

@press1 ......

Izzy75's picture

Peekaboo!

randomdude's picture

She’s wearing some ball busters

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press1's picture

TRASHY TOILET FUN ....

Milfpounder's picture

Well at least doesn't seem like I'll have to fight for her. Haha

press1's picture

TBH mate I'm fickle - if she had some sexy boots on it would probably be a 10 LMAO

Triggerman83's picture

Them thigh highs though!!!

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press1's picture

Made for Fuckin Pal

Milfpounder's picture

All about the goddamn boots hahahahaha

press1's picture

Sex Gear ROOCCKKKKSSS mateee!!! You could stick a 2 in some sexy clothing and I'd fuck it LMFAO

Milfpounder's picture

Haha and then just immediately vomit all over her skanky ass when ur done. I've been there buddy! Immediate regret once that nut is busted hahahaha.

Milfpounder's picture

Solid fucking 10+ right there.

Milfpounder's picture

I'll bet if she put on several hundred pounds youd give her a 10. Lol

Legion of Doom's picture

Some actually have medical conditions not eating problems that’s why I won’t judge a bigger gal, plus they are usually nicer and from experience will do anything for you not just sexually either.

Milfpounder's picture

All good man. Different strokes. I see a lot of great bj's in your future. Those big mammas can usually put the hurtin on a pepe with their well trained jowls

Tat2man's picture

And put a hurtin on a dozen pepp pizzas too. Lol.

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Milfpounder's picture

Keeping the pizza population under control

press1's picture

LMFAAOOOOO!!!! Lol

Milfpounder's picture

Happy birthday to me

sandman3698's picture

Happy birthday man!

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Teeeethreee's picture
Happy bday buddy.
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SolDier_5's picture

Hit Those strings high and hard this year
happy birthday brother ! may the gains be with you

Tat2man's picture

Happy Birthday bro.

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