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randomdude's picture

Did you pin tren ace last night?

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press1's picture

Nah, otherwise I'd be lookin at Tranny's on pornhub - or maybe these bisexual 3 somes that everyone seems to be into now LMAO

press1's picture

So what area of 'her' do you find the most attractive then bud?? I am curious to hear this ....

press1's picture

FUCK THAT ALL OVER, ALL WEEK, ALL YEAR LONG .....

press1's picture

Mate tbh - I'm glad to hear you don't!!! LMAO

Jockstrap's picture

Shes ready to get wet!

jtc's picture

That’s a crazy before and after In reverse order

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Jockstrap's picture

Bwaaaaaa!!

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahah

JayTee123's picture

I would throw rocks at all the other girls just to get to her!

1waytickettogains's picture

Hey fat girls need love too… just not from me lmao

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Legion of Doom's picture

She definitely has a very pretty face I like all shapes and sizes, well their is point but each to their own.

Milfpounder's picture

Oh god damn! She looks like she's wearing a god damn hammock for a bikini bottom!

press1's picture

I'll give an 8

sandman3698's picture

Off topic culture question because I've been laughing about that "tart" comment since it happened and it brought up something I've always wondered. Is calling someone a "plank of wood" an actual way of calling someone stupid or was that just a movie thing?

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press1's picture

Yeah its another insult LMAO They are as 'Thick as a plank of wood' LOL Its not often used these years though, was more when I was growing up about 30 years ago now.

sandman3698's picture

Oh good lol. That was my favorite line in Lock stock and two smoking barrels. Plank of wood and Muppet are 2 of the best insults ever.

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press1's picture

I actually look a lot like Jason Statham lol same face, hair, baldness, height etc Different accent though. 'A Get a way Driver - What exactly can he get away from????!!

sandman3698's picture

That actually makes that whole "tart" thing even funnier. When I read those posts I immediately had that part from snatch pop in my head of Statham saying he wasn't there to get a caravan for some tart...... "not that I'm calling your mom a tart" .. lol that's fantastic.

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press1's picture

Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!

sandman3698's picture

That was a classic for sure. I'm gonna have to watch it again real soon.

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press1's picture

All of those Guy Ritchie Films were great back then, reminds me of my tennage years as me and my friends all use to sit watching them together. Then Madonna wanted a bit of him lol

Jockstrap's picture

@press1 ......

Izzy75's picture

Peekaboo!

randomdude's picture

She’s wearing some ball busters

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