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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

don't threaten me with some nostalgia, I grew up on duck hunt

sandman3698's picture

And he knows two tough plumbers that will jump on your head until your flat!

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahaha

UncleYoked's picture

guys, if you're working for a federal organization, have family that is, etc. Don't use that or them as a threat against us, like how dumb can you be. We're anonymous online drug dealers committing a litany of federal offenses that you are actively contributing to, this doesn't exactly win any points with any of those organization and or people. At the very best, you out yourself. If the feds cared enough about what we were doing, they would have shut us down already. Trust me when I say, they 100% can find us if they cared to, we are just not worth their efforts, at least not right now but don't go throwing yourself on a grenade in an empty room, that's just dumb.

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Tat2man's picture

That’s perfect examples of people that Unc has to deal with in a daily basis. A bunch of big dumb dipshits.

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BFG's picture

27 emails in 11 hours from this dude, yeah I'm included in the mail's CC... lol

UncleYoked's picture

In his defense, I am technically a scammer now as I have no intent of refunding him any longer. Mostly because I can't since he decided to open a dispute but also, I'm just not going to, he can fight and claw for it, I'm sure he'll get it back EVENTUALLY but he wore out my good graces.

Tat2man's picture

Damn that shit is crazy. Some folks are nut jobs. Plus a lot of people only worry about their own shit, not to mention all the other customers and orders that were affected.

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Milfpounder's picture

Haha what did I miss here.. poor unc trying to unravel a web of shit and someone went apeshit waiting for their order? I'm guessing... You know, the truth of the matter is if you can't afford to LOSE every dollar you spend on illegal gear, then don't fuckin spend it on illegal gear. It's as simple as that. Not to mention all the fake illegal gear out there. not saying unc would ever do that. But we aren't buying groceries here.

UncleYoked's picture

it's been a lot of work getting that fixed, going to change up some of our protocols from it. I do appreciate all of you guys for being understanding and having patience with us. I know it's a nerve racking situation when your money is involved but I'd hope 99% of you guys have enough trust that we won't screw you over.

Tat2man's picture

Hell yeah I’m sure it was a shit ton of work to get the orders manually. When something like that happens and a source is totally transparent about it we should all have patience and understanding.
You have always been straight up with me, so there is trust built there for sure Unc.

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press1's picture

I've always wondered why anyone would give a source a load of shit when the source has all of their details?! LMAO Maybe some of these guys are just not that intelligent to think that far ahead.

UncleYoked's picture

this guy is something else. All he had to do was not be a douchebag and it would have all worked out. He ended up selectively scamming himself by causing more issues than I can fix.

Tat2man's picture

Freddy-Btown is the same old little bitch continuing to thumb down people’s posts. Lol.

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UncleYoked's picture

Maybe he's in to dudes, look we're all inclusive here, go ahead and show some dudes in their cut off jorts, so long as they're jacked we can all appreciate it in different ways

fatsacksdaddy82's picture

What’s a Jort ?

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UncleYoked's picture

god I hate these videos. Let's be honest, this dude ain't running more than 50yrs

sandman3698's picture

I was thinking 50ft

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Tat2man's picture

Hahahaha exactly.

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Tat2man's picture

lol dude

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sandman3698's picture

Bravely defending the sanctity of the titans discussion page..... even though unc doesn't care and nobody asked him to....

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Tat2man's picture

Yeah man, just thumbs downing people because you don't like them is childish. But……. That’s what that dude is.

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SeeOhShow's picture

Doesn’t matter he’s in the negative for karma, so I don’t believe his thumbs count

Tat2man's picture

Thanks bro.

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press1's picture

They don't when you are in minus.

press1's picture

Everythings great till you get to the arse.

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