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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
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Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

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Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

press1's picture

Without elaborating on the reason why, I think he got out of the game and stopped running gear. Its been about 18 months since he was last on here - I and others tried our hardest to get him to come back but he hasn't returned. I believe he is well though Smile

Milfpounder's picture

Well glad he's all good. Seemed like a hell of a dude.

press1's picture

Ohh yeh he's still a LEGEND - the only reason I've got more karma now than him is because he left!!! LOL

Milfpounder's picture

The guy knew his shit. obviously. Also he seemed as interested in diet and programming as he was about gear. Seems like alot of guys do gear just for fun. Makwa seemed like he advocated more for just the love of lifting. I'm sure he did a lot of gear too tho.

Milfpounder's picture

Thanks man!

1waytickettogains's picture

I placed an order on the 5th, still hasn’t arrived yet but there has been communication and unc posted a few pages back that all orders have been sent as of like a day or so ago. So our goodies should here any day.

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JayTee123's picture

Ordered on the 4th but I’ve had proper communication through the crash and I’m confident by mid next week we will have a touchdown!

swoleB's picture

According to my most recent bloodwork I've crashed my shbg. (Anavar) Anyone have a protocol to bring it back up? Its currently at 6 nmol/L

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MountainMan27's picture

Low SHGB is not a health concern while on cycle. When you take gear of any kind, you have a high amount of circulating androgens, testosterone, and estradiol in your blood. All of your SHGB is released to bind to as much of these circulating hormones as possible, emptying the tank, and downregulating the SHGB gene. Since the liver can't keep up with the amount of hormones, it can only bind to so much of them, freeing them up for use, the rest stay bound. Your liver is constantly producing SHGB, sending them out, refilling, sending them out, refilling, its an ongoing process the entire time. This gives you low SHGB numbers. It is not a side-effect, it is a marker that shows your liver is doing exactly what it needs to do. Sending out all your SHGB to bind to as much hormones as possible. Orals espicially crash SHGB quickly because of how fast they are absorbed. Oils take longer depending on the esther. Even on a trt dose, you can have low SHGB because all that bound up testosterone needs to be free for use and SHGB is what frees the bound hormone so that it can be used.
Ignore the low SHGB while on any amount of PEDS, when you see the number say "That's good, my liver is producing as much SHGB as possible to free up all them bound hormones". You can follow all the "increase your shgb doing this" protocols all you want, it might raise it a few points and raise your free test a few points, but in the end, you have an extremely high amount of hormones that need freeing and your liver is constantly going to empty your SHGB to do its job. SHGB tests are usually used for people not on gear to see if they have proper liver/thyroid function or if they are obese/prediabetic.

Jockstrap's picture

Sbgh BINDS testosterone into unuseable bound form. Low sbgh from var etc is freeing up that testosterone. Smile

press1's picture

WoW, so apart from when running Trenbolone you do actually know what you are talking about!!! ROFL

MountainMan27's picture

Still emotional about that one hahahah YES you made my day.

TestEcles's picture

Just placed another order. My 4th in 2 months because I know that even when shit goes sideways Unc always comes through.

randomdude's picture

@UncleYoked hey I’m sure you’re still slammed but I’ve noticed Cardarine is gone since the site reboot. Not sure if that’s intentional or not. Just giving you a heads up. If this isn’t addressed I have an uncle that works at Nintendo and he will hear about this.

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UncleYoked's picture

don't threaten me with some nostalgia, I grew up on duck hunt

sandman3698's picture

And he knows two tough plumbers that will jump on your head until your flat!

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahaha

UncleYoked's picture

guys, if you're working for a federal organization, have family that is, etc. Don't use that or them as a threat against us, like how dumb can you be. We're anonymous online drug dealers committing a litany of federal offenses that you are actively contributing to, this doesn't exactly win any points with any of those organization and or people. At the very best, you out yourself. If the feds cared enough about what we were doing, they would have shut us down already. Trust me when I say, they 100% can find us if they cared to, we are just not worth their efforts, at least not right now but don't go throwing yourself on a grenade in an empty room, that's just dumb.

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Tat2man's picture

That’s perfect examples of people that Unc has to deal with in a daily basis. A bunch of big dumb dipshits.

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BFG's picture

27 emails in 11 hours from this dude, yeah I'm included in the mail's CC... lol

UncleYoked's picture

In his defense, I am technically a scammer now as I have no intent of refunding him any longer. Mostly because I can't since he decided to open a dispute but also, I'm just not going to, he can fight and claw for it, I'm sure he'll get it back EVENTUALLY but he wore out my good graces.

Tat2man's picture

Damn that shit is crazy. Some folks are nut jobs. Plus a lot of people only worry about their own shit, not to mention all the other customers and orders that were affected.

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Milfpounder's picture

Haha what did I miss here.. poor unc trying to unravel a web of shit and someone went apeshit waiting for their order? I'm guessing... You know, the truth of the matter is if you can't afford to LOSE every dollar you spend on illegal gear, then don't fuckin spend it on illegal gear. It's as simple as that. Not to mention all the fake illegal gear out there. not saying unc would ever do that. But we aren't buying groceries here.

UncleYoked's picture

it's been a lot of work getting that fixed, going to change up some of our protocols from it. I do appreciate all of you guys for being understanding and having patience with us. I know it's a nerve racking situation when your money is involved but I'd hope 99% of you guys have enough trust that we won't screw you over.

Tat2man's picture

Hell yeah I’m sure it was a shit ton of work to get the orders manually. When something like that happens and a source is totally transparent about it we should all have patience and understanding.
You have always been straight up with me, so there is trust built there for sure Unc.

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press1's picture

I've always wondered why anyone would give a source a load of shit when the source has all of their details?! LMAO Maybe some of these guys are just not that intelligent to think that far ahead.

UncleYoked's picture

this guy is something else. All he had to do was not be a douchebag and it would have all worked out. He ended up selectively scamming himself by causing more issues than I can fix.

Tat2man's picture

Freddy-Btown is the same old little bitch continuing to thumb down people’s posts. Lol.

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