UncleYoked's picture
UncleYoked 4829
1839459

Titans.to

Estimated T/A: 
Shows up faster than the clap


Payment Methods: 
PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

press1's picture

Am I allowed to say you have a Sexy Ass Jointer mate?!!!!!

I know this sounds as Bullshitty as you can get, but its actually true lol - My Grandfather who use to live in California was actually a carpenter by trade, he built Clint Eastwood a house many years ago lol He was stationed over here during the War as a US Fighter PIlot which is how he met my Grandmother all those years ago and how my family was created.

Milfpounder's picture

Ah man that's so badass. Ur grandpa was just flying around shooting missiles and populating the earth hahahaI love hearing history tidbits like that. I grew up in California as well. Dipped out a while back when people started pooping all over the place.

press1's picture

I actually have an American surname because of him, which the english always misspell on forms LMAO I wanted to come over and live there when I was 25 but it just didn't work out that way, got a bit homesick whilst there but to be fair I never really gave mysef chance to settle in. Don't actually think I could even afford to live there now!

scoobydoo's picture

Nice. Is that a 6"or 8"? I have a 6" delta jointer.

Milfpounder's picture

It's a 6". The house I had when I bought it didnt have 220 in the garage and I didn't wanna fuck around with adding it. of course new house has 220. @press1 probably laughing at us cause I think everything is 220 over on his neck of the woods right? I remember reading something about Jim Marshall modding out fender amps to work over there until he made his own shitty high gain amps. Waaay off topic over here.

scoobydoo's picture

If it doesn't have 220, can you really call it a garage? Lol

Milfpounder's picture

Hell nah. That's why I bought this cursed, haunted house that is falling apart around me that I can barely afford with a 7.375% interest rate. But it has 220 in the garage so 100% worth it.

press1's picture

WTF is a 220???? LMAO

press1's picture

Do you mean Volts?

scoobydoo's picture

Yes. Lol It's actually 120/240 volts, but it used to be 110/220 many years ago and some people still call it that.

scoobydoo's picture

Definitely 100% worth it. Sounds like you need some high powered 220 tools to fix that house.

Milfpounder's picture

Haha hell yes.

press1's picture

You need to let me know what dates you are available mate - you are gonna be in economy class though bro, no first class LMAO

scoobydoo's picture

You're not going to offer him mushy peas?

press1's picture

He can have minted mushy peas on his scone LMAO OR he can have some Haggis (stuffed sheeps stomach lol)

Milfpounder's picture

I want them beans yo

scoobydoo's picture

I found some canned mushy peas over here after you posted a picture of them. They're pretty good.

Tat2man's picture

I sent you some information about this bro.

In a promo × 1
press1's picture

I am thinking we maybe call a Joiner the same as what is known to you as a carpenter?

Tat2man's picture

Me personally I’d hire a carpenter for the job.

In a promo × 1
Teeeethreee's picture

Bro I love petite chicks with small butts. Shape over size

In a promo × 1
randomdude's picture

Females are beautiful in all different shapes and sizes although there still is a spectrum.

In a promo × 2
sandman3698's picture

You live in Thailand?

In a promo × 2
sandman3698's picture

They have some really feminine teenaged boys in Texas.

In a promo × 2
Tat2man's picture

Yeah dude a shit ton. That the old Biden administration at work. Give away free shit and money to certain races and turn dudes into Tansformers.

In a promo × 1
randomdude's picture

A bunch of steers and queers too.

In a promo × 2
Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha I think gapez was saying in an earlier post he prefers the lady bois.

More by UncleYoked