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As long as they incorporate a mute button. If it has a vagina it’s bound to start bitching at some point!
Random comment I know, but I saw the most Horrific thing ever driving home tonight. Was sat at a T-junction waiting to join a one way street in front of me and all of a sudden a load of cops appear at the side of my car and walk onto the road ahead. There was a new 5 door BMW sat there with the driver sat in it with window down sat talking to the cops but not moving, next to his drivers door is a few other cops kneeling at the side of the car close to the road. All of a sudden they move in a way that I could see what they were talking to - There was this guy trapped fully under the car to the side of it, with his head just behind the front wheel turned and locked to his side and his feet just tucked in behind the fuckin back wheel. He was laid there speaking to the cops but obv couldn't move - It was awful to look at. It must of just happened and they were waiting for ambulances and Fire engines to arrive to lift the car off him. Most traumatising thing I have ever seen.
Jesus dude that’s insanity!
I feel like that’s one of the moments you’d see a group of humans actually being decent by working together to lift the car to save him! It sounds like that might not of been another option with the positioning though…
I wonder how they even got in that situation.
Really not surprised it was a BMW driver though.
I grew up in the ICU/ER as single mom was still just a nurse and worked crazy hours so have seen some Gnarly stuff, but those real bad ones especially first few always burn into your brain and you’ll remember them for sure. Sorry ya had to see something like that and hope he survived!!
Never put yourself down or be afraid to reach out if seeing that has hurt you! So many dudes are afraid to admit emotions and seek help especially in regards to mental health. Talking about it is 100% better than letting it stew.
I wasn't really sat there long enough once I realised there was someone trapped under it to really have a good look tbh, it was last minute when the lights changed and we had to move that I just saw the head locked out to the side and I shouted fuck me there's someone under there! I think the cops were purposely shielding him so that no one could see the full devastation of what was going on - it looked like the weight of the car was sat on him as the squeeze was so tight. Side of his face was literally pressed against the wet tarmac of the road as there is a storm hitting us atm. I just drove home in shock wondering what on earth that guy must be going through right now.
Crazy. Absolutely insane to think how stuff like that and worse is happening 24/7, but when it’s actually something you see in person it just becomes so much more “real” ya know?
That’s one thing I’d love about your side of the pond! I know rain and storms make most people gloomy, but I LOVE them! Get some of the best sleep and just enjoy listening to it fall. Maybe it’s just the fact that I’ve been deprived of it for all my life living out here hahaha.
Yeh its funny as I use to crave the weather you guys always get over there, sunny hot days and beach weather. But then when we get it here I go to pieces in the heat and get ratty, find it messes up training as the heat exhausts me moving about in the day. So a cool climate is what I prefer, the rain and wind though is pretty awful. But yeh after speaking to Mac for a long time and other members in Texas there is no way I could tolerate that, just no way. 40 to 50 C everyday in the summer would have me on my knees. We had something like 41 C over here about 3 years or so back and it crippled us all, hottest UK day ever. The streets were deserted as no one could handle it. Remember none of us have air con in our homes either here.
Yep. I agree the world and innovations are all heading towards convenience and laziness.
Before too long we will be living like the movie “Idiocracy” lol!
Only if it’s a custom Oompa Loompa
you may be on to something
As long as the face is Bolo still LOL!
could you imagine? hahahaha
I had no idea you were into quadriplegics Smurf.
I'm both disgusted and slightly erect. I need to stop looking on eroids while I'm in public damn it.
LOL! They’re definitely easier to catch
Wait a minute, going by comparison of the size of the vials, that thing isnt exactly tiny. You’ve fucked it at least once right? There’s no shame in it, I would lol. If yes, I do have a question. If you love her and you come home from work early one day and find one of your buddies fucking her, who do you get mad at? Him or her? Do you make her leave? Would you be hurt and cry? There’s questions here
100%! No shame lol. Have used it alone and with partners toys just make everything more fun haha.
LMFAO no emotional attachment, but those real doll things that are like 4-5 figures probably warrant some dates nights hahaha.
whattt hte fuck hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Bahahaha wasn’t sure how this would land. Better than expected
We love you Yoked.
too much I'm afraid
LMFAO The legs at the bottom remind me of 2 chopped off Hotdogs!!!
Like it’s legs got cut off by a train and head chopped off with a guillotine lol
Do you have the head and legs? If you aren’t using them you can send them my way lmao
LOL
Damn. It was a valiant effort. At least you got companioned. And you still won with a bunch of awesome gear.
Oh yeah zero complaints at all! Charity work and great gear. What’s not to enjoy!?
Exactly
EfficientPhysiologyLol that dude from blood sport was pretty jacked. Especially for an Asian.
Bolo Yeung A.K.A. Chinese Hercules! Yeah man he was only 5’6 so a little more stout, but he was undeniably strong! I liked his build in Enter The Dragon. No visible six pack, but as soon as he took his shirt off you could tell he was strong as an Ox
So maybe @UncleYoked knows about this but word was that Bruce Lee and Bolo Yeung had a real altercation on the set of Enter The Dragon. Word was Bolo tried to man handle Bruce and was doing a good job until Bruce opened up on him. Long story short Bolo walked away with a broken nose due to a flying kick from Bruce. A few folks on set said Bruce was so pissed that he tore up that filmed footage of their fight. Not sure how true all that is but Bruce did have a lot of haters that would challenge him and that's been confirmed by alot of Bruce's friends. Bruce was just soo ahead of his time or any time. Either way Bolo is a legend. He was one of my motivating guys due to his size.
I have heard similar story. said lee was coaxed into it.
He was a legendary dude triggerman! My only issue with him is I would of liked to see him compete in a few competitions. Besides that the dude was way ahead of his time and that was obvious. Have you seen his so called one inch punch? The dude also did push ups using 2 or 3 fingers. Gotta give the lil guy credit
Oh absolutely some the old stuff is way more entertaining & interesting than “today”. His absolute “power punch” was something to be seen i have heard & supposedly video exists. Their are many material arts that incorporate that technique to this day. Lee strength to weight ratio would have been remarkable on some metrics , although I bet shockingly low on some of today’s “standards” on other metrics. The man was insane, was breed to be a specimen. The one thing that always was a bad light in my opinion was the “curse” on the Lee family. Always made it feel “hollywood”. The one guy that always shocked me was George Jowett.
There's video of that one inch punch. He's demonstrating it at a martial arts competition from what I saw. Yeah man he was definitely a specimen. And yeah that curse was strange. Kinda don't know what to think about that
Iv heard that theory. Wish there was more guys still around from it! Michael Chan Wai-Man Gangster turned actor said they became friends and Bruce actually beat Bolo at arm wrestling! Lots of little videos and fan theories though. What a cool time.
No disrespect to the guy, he was an innovator, but even 20 years ago Bruce would have gotten his ass kicked. I’d bet a prime Connor McGregor would’ve kicked his ass. Shit if we’re talking just hands and feet, Benny “The Jet” Urquidez would have had him eating soup and jello for 2 weeks…
Yeah I can understand why u would say that. I've heard that a few times. Everyone has their opinion which is respected. So look @Drexyl I'm going by facts so let's look at this. So for some reason you seem to think Bruce was a joke right? Lol. I'll say this man, according to Dana White Bruce is the father of MMA, that's what he said. Now I'm not saying a 135 pound guy would wipe the mat with a 200 pound guy with serious martial arts skills but I'm willing to bet NO ONE would have Bruce eating Jello soup...not gonna happen Drexyl lol. Fact is that lil ass dude was way ahead of his time. He trained 7 foot Kareem Abdul Jabbar who played in the NBA and was a physical guy and he even claimed Bruce was a force to be reckoned with. Pound for pound I just don't find anyone back then or now who would give the guy any trouble. Just saying. Now more bigger skilled guys of course but.... And Connor standing toe to toe with Lee at same weight doesn't have a snowball chance in hell lol. For every 1 hit Connor lands Bruce would hit him 3 or 4 times at least. I dunno man gotta disagree Drex!
I love the conversation bro
https://youtu.be/ZgGTP5Cevrs?si=gpV0mw8qvoacUbek
That’s Benny, same weight, world champ. Ok, here’s my problem, actually here’s the only problem, Bruce Lee never kicked anyone’s ass, ever, not once. There’s one video of two guys covered in pads barely sparring and the opponent was faltering the same way Steven Segals guys do. Bruce was an exibitionist, he did performances, and a lot of those seemed charlatan. Maybe you can show me a video I’ve never seen, that would be cool. Was he skilled? Yes. Was he fast? Very. Was he in great shape? Absolutely. Did he ever once beat anyone in any kind of match or fight ever? No.
Ok so you lost me with the Connor comment but now you have my attention as I remember Benny now. Ok so I'll give you facts...2 of Bruce Lee's ex students did an interview. They were Dany Inosanto and William Cheung. So both say to your credit, that it would of been a good fight between Lee and Benny. In fact one student said Benny probably would of barely won. So this is what I think...Benny had the heavier hands no doubt but I think Bruce was a bit quicker. Problem is If Benny hits Bruce he would of had a good chance of Knocking Bruce out. Thing is Benny tended to be a bit wild at times, just look at him swinging lol. I think Bruce being composed would of capitalized on the wild fighting technique of Benny if Benny wasn't careful. Yes I agree Bruce didn't compete but...he wasn't a wannabe now, not at all! He was a martial artist who taught others while also acting in film as a martial artist. So he just wasn't an actor pretending to know martial arts. Anyways that definitely would of been a damn good fight and I agree no actual footage of Bruce fighting accept sparring. However way too many stories of martial artists challenging him on the streets. But good debate. Both guys were clearly ahead of their times
Chuck Norris was the world champion middle weight in 1968 and he vouches personally to Bruce's abilities, like someone else here said, take the word of those who trained and sparred with Bruce, not people who weren't even born in his time criticizing him today.
This discussed some of his youth:
https://www.historylink.org/File/3999
I think “pics or it didn’t happen” is not fair to apply to a 60-70’s literal Wild West martial arts scene. Not to mention the secrecy/legality of flying tigers and etc.
Why would all these big names lie about it?
I highly recommend John Little’s book, “Wrath of the Dragon: The Real Fights of Bruce Lee”.
It highlights and goes over every angle from both sides- very interesting at the least. I agree he was a philosopher and you can tell the man didn’t enjoy to fight.
I 100% thought you were going to link Chael Sonnen’s video trying to debunk Bruce hahaha. “You’re a Hong Kong Gangster, I’m an AMERICAN GANGSTER!”
The “I can’t let you get close” clip of him still cracks me up every single time I see it
Wow. Good point. I don't know anything about that book but I've just heard the stories from folks that either knew Bruce or trained with him. Not saying I knew or know any of them personally but I find it hard to say they're all lying. The dude had skills and a lot of fighters were jealous and wanted to test the guy out and that's known. That's no secret. Some of those guys were basic thugs and others were martial artists. Either way it always ended bad for them. Bruce should of competed. I think he would of definitely done well. In a way he was smart not to compete because it left a mystery for folks like us. @Drexyl
I’m not taking the opinions of others, it’s my opinion. I like the guy, don’t get me wrong, but I put the value of his skills in the same regard of Jason Statham’s, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, the list is endless. These guys, including Bruce were movie stars, of course other celebrities are going to keep that going. Will Smith played “Ali”, the only person I’ve seen him slap was Chris Rock. Statham was a legit martial artist, how would he have done with Chuck Liddell? Chuck was a world champ, there’s no comparison, Bruce was a martial artist, but an exhibitionist and an actor, not a “fighter” by any means. We don’t even know how his chin is but we’re going to say he was unbeatable? My brain just won’t function like that, I believe in philosophical razors, Sagans in this case. Occams can also apply.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself lolol
Drexyl I do think you're downplaying Bruce's skills. Those guys u mentioned above don't come close to Bruce's quickness maybe with the exception of Jet Li. And Jason Statham? Chuck Norris was better than Jason. You losing me again man lol! You're better than this !
Bruce invented a whole other martial art. Those guys u mentioned above besides Jet Li wouldn't have a chance
Let’s say I have a 69’ Dodge charger, 426 hemi, twin turbochargers on the engine with nitrous oxide injection. It’s tubbed and I have Mickey Thompson sticky rubber on the rims, the entire front end is fiberglass, ladder bar for traction. Everyone says I’m the fastest around, no one can come close to touching me, but you’ve never seen the car in a race. By everything you see it’s believable that my car is the best around, but no one, literally no one has seen it race, it’s actually never been in a race. It therefore cannot be called the fastest around. It looks good, sounds good, but it’s never performed. It looks great on paper, or a photo, or movie…
Good point. I agree but.....have we heard stories about your car from credible witnesses? If so then I would have to consider that your car might be what those folks are saying it is. Just might be! No guarantee I agree. I'm following you on your point. I get it. That's exactly why I said he should of competed to your point. Now we haven't seen Bruce in a real fight but we have seen his quickness. You can't tell me that his cat like reflexes and quickness wouldn't translate to success in combat. I just can't buy that Drexyl
Oh he’s faster than greased lightening, and accurate, and flexible. But everything changes after you get smashed in the face, some guys aren’t built for it.
Quote by Mike Tyson..." Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the mouth"
@Drexyl good conversation
Hey now nobody said unbeatable haha
To each their own man! Thats why I recommended the book- if you look past surface level there is leaguessss of difference between the people you mentioned and Bruce from the demonstrations/depth of knowledge/supporting claims.
I too believe extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, but I didn’t make any claims except for the fact that he was a talent martial artist.
Don’t take any offense or think I’m arguing with ya brother man! I am actually very happy you’re playing devils advocate and enjoy light hearted debates such as this! @Drexyl