posted Fri, 12/06/2024 - 08:27
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That’s a wrap folks!
Order 5/5 has arrived and I enjoyed this promo so much I decided a fireside date was in order!
No golden ticket, but quality gear at quality prices as always!
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2x BPC-157
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WOW
Imagine the sales when we make one of these the prize
Just look at that tiny little flap of skin there - the No.1 cause of most problems in life.
That flap cost me near a mill....
Child maintenance? Lol
Fuck me what’s one of them setting you back? I’m going guess there a bag or 2
Fuck me shes 8 and half bags !!!!!!! Bitch needs to be doing my meal prep and washing as well for that fee
Yeah these things cost tonnes!! If you have Netflix mate then great new Film just released on there called Subservience - Its Megan Fox playing a house A.I Robot that also comes with a Fun Box installed LMFAO!! Its great crack
@press1 about to start it up now. Thanks for the recommendation!
On a side note: how long would you realistically go before banging Alice? I think I would’ve gotten into it right when she showed up at the door.
Hahaha
Mate that Robot is just made for fucking isn't it, basically resembles a moving, working sex doll. That little tight uniform too around her tits and the lot!!! hahahaahaaa
I cannot see any wife allowing that thing to work in the house alone with their husband, even if she didn't come with a hole the bloke would still be banging one out on its arse while its chopping up the cucumber.
Fuck yeah I just got to the part where she covered the cut that tight white under neath and a cameltoe closeup… fuck me.
Hell the type of girls I date they’d probably be down to fuck the robot with me LOL
Maybe I didn't read it but have u busted the doll wide open? As in banged whatever doll you have. Do u have one or had one?
Oh yeah I’ve gone through many different toys. My ex was just as into it as me and it just makes everything better for both parties!
You haven’t seen your wife happy until you have her tied down to a mounted hitachi vibrating wand being forced to squirt back to back to back
Damn so you've been ramming those giant dolls left and right huh? Lol you went hard with the freak talk on that one!
She definitely sounds like my type of woman...lady in public and freak in private. All that squirting though... hopefully you have a good cleaner around with Clorox in it, if not your place will be looking like the North Pole lol. Nahh sounds like fun man
Oh hell no never spent the money on a big doll. That one pictures is about as big as I got. Have various dildos, brags, plugs, fleshlights, rings, sleeves, etc. in a chest I occasionally crack open though.
Toys are made to enhance enjoyment! It’s not like another human where it’s a competition haha
Big facts on the cleaning. My first apartment and especially my dorm smelt like a musty fish market most of the time. Make sure to clean those fucking carpets and lay down towels/mattress protector…
Damn gotta be careful. How da hell did you even sleep with that fishy stank smell around? I would of puked on myself while sleeping every time. You know I don't do well with that STANK!
That's crazy though man. Yeah I loved those good ole dorm days. Not a care in the world back then. And I just assumed you had a thing for giant dolls for some reason
Lol between 2 a days at football, cheap beer, college STANK pussy, and the frat houses I was prolly nose blind to pretty much anything short of someone shitting right under my nose.
LOL that’s a funny ass assumption hahahaha. Those 150lb real hair/nails shit kinda creep me out honestly. Makes it a little too real and I just know cleanup/monetary investment for the return wouldn’t be worth it. Maybe like we said earlier if they can do household chores and be a sex doll I may consider dropping 4 figures on one LOL!
Hell yeah dude those were some of my favorite days. They gave us ball players the better forms in the newer hall had a little kitchen nice ass 2 bathrooms since 4 guys per dorm and everything including meal plans were all covered by scholarships so got to use what little money I made fucking around instead of surviving haha.
Damn you brought back good memories. We had a newer dorm also with a kitchen in it. I took those days for granted man. Good times
100%. Even at that age I thought I “wanted to grow up”. Man now I would do just about anything to have it slow down for a little while…
You just made me think of one of the couples I knew. The husband would sit there quiet and watch me rail his wife, the harder the better, and he would sit in silence. As soon as I blew my load in her, he’d jump up “ok ok, move move” stick his dick in her and nut in 3 seconds. Different strokes for different folks I guess lol
jesus christ
Mate I just could never get over that image, it might be kinky and messed up right in the moment - but you are going to have to forever look at the love of your life with the image of her being banged by another guy. Nah, not for me.
@Drexyl you gotta be kidding me man! Haha I'm dying laughing at you. I can see that happening to you 100%.
You had to have freaked out. I would of.
Nah, it went on for close to a year lol
Lol wow
I had something similar happen in college lol. Biggest age gap I ever fucked. She was 43 husband was 46 I was 22 LOL! Similar situation but she was smoking hot and initiated it… I was a horny college kid. LOL!
We have a lot in common
She may be getting older - but you'd still rag her all over the gaff!!
Once optimus comes out, a sex bot version will be just around the corner, I guarantee it.
LMFAO!! Yeah those real doll ones get to a creepy point though… full metal posable skeleton, real hair, modeled after people, clothing, etc.
I feel like those are targeted to the dudes who are going to be dating/emotionally connected to the fuckin thing haha. It was hard enough to convince my ex to be open to this and other toys in the first place…. If it had a name, was 100+lbs, and required upkeep I think she might’ve gotten rid of it hahaha
Yeah they do actually weight about 60kg some of them so it would feel like banging a real human.
This is getting out of control. Anyway, when does the promo start again?
Fuck it, I’m in.
Again Yoked is a man of the people. We speak, he listens. Can there be a variety? Latina? Asian? Midget?
Just been on the site you can custom build them eye colour, hair , tittys , face shape the lot
I’m shocked ya have never heard of real dolls!
I remember watching a programme on them years ago and it showed all the stages in the process, right from selecting the skin colour/eye colour/fanny tightness everything. Back then they were about £3000 which was a lot, but now they are insane. I assume they must offer finance options Lol
Honestly man, at some point in the future there will be fuckable robots that also clean the house - hopefully in our lifetime as I could do with one LMAO In about 50 years time there will be budget versions which everyone will be able to own. I remember back when electric cars seemed impossible, now they are normal.
I'd buy that version right away. Imagine if she can fold and put away laundry, that alone would be worth it.
Honestly, watch Subservience mate - thats what Foxxy plays! She has an Evil twin in it too with blonde wig option, personally I'd take both then you can have a Robot threesome
Then at the time when you have cum - you can literally tell her to Fuck off and go clean the dishes.
I’m going to give it a watch today!
I'll be honest, I've never liked megan foxx, she's just never been my type. If I can get a Jessica Alba bot from Sinn City or into the blue, you'd never hear from me again
Ohh yeh for sure, Alba is sexy as hell. Alba is the one you'd choose to have kids with and fall in love with, Fox is messed up nasty Trash but that too has an appeal to it LOL Thing I like about Fox is she has kept up with the maintenance work - she looked a bit messed up at one point like the surgery went wrong but she seems to have got it corrected now a bit like Kim K. At least with a Robot too they will never age and become bitter, although I can see certain areas needing replacing every 2 years LMAO
My type of guy! Petite Blondes have something special
Elon Musk aggressively taking notes
He'll already be on with it mate, imagine whoever makes it first and the money that is potentially at stake there.
Very true! The AI and progression of robots has already come quite a ways! Have you seen the videos of Ameca, Tesla Optimus, Atlas, etc.?! They already have some crazy capabilities
dude i am 100% sure he will make a sexy robot, probably look way more realistic than these too. Ex Machina here we goooo
I’d get one too honestly
oh we know you will