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That’s a wrap folks!

Order 5/5 has arrived and I enjoyed this promo so much I decided a fireside date was in order!

No golden ticket, but quality gear at quality prices as always!

3x Test E
2x BPC-157
1x WONKA Bar

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Drexyl's picture

I just love the conversation bro, it’s stimulating. Consider yourselves lucky I can’t post a cock pic on this thread lol

smurfdude1234567's picture

BAHAHAHA you got me cracking up out loud with that one you fucker

DeeMan's picture

That's exactly my point. Now was Bruce unbeatable..no he wasn't. Like you said the dude did have talent way ahead of his time. Problem was he didn't compete. But even if he did compete he would of been successful no doubt. Not saying he would of won every competition but who knows.

DeeMan's picture

Hey that Benny dude was a beast though. I forgot all about him. It definitely would of been a good fight. Now @Drexyl said Benny would of had Bruce eating soup and jello....lol Drexyl clearly lost his damn porn
directing mind! I see a good fight.

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

That is some right plastic pussy right there. Lol

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Shoot man all the sex changes happening nowadays this is probably just as real as some of the pussy out there right now LOL!

HENCH500's picture

I’m going need an honest review before I invest in one

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Was like $34.99 on Amazon or something! Has some kind of flexible structure and and prolly weighs 15-20lbs so it’s has a little weight. Feels great when warmed! Have used solo and with partners but a flashlight or similar would probably work better for that honestly.

Worth

DeeMan's picture

Figured it would be way more expensive. You giving ideas for Christmas presents for some of these dudes. Haha. I'm willing to bet some of those dolls have all kinds of permanent " stains" on and in them lol. Boy I'll tell ya!

smurfdude1234567's picture

LOL! Most are food grade silicone if fairly sure. They’re actually kind of creepy how real it feels. I don’t doubt it hahahaha…. That’s what I’m saying this is even a pain to wash had to bring in the shower with us after… imagine lugging one of those 150lb real dolls with hair and full arms/legs while trying to rinse out everything bahahahaha. Not going to happen- atleast not easily

HENCH500's picture

But does it got an arse hole ? Asking for a mate …..
some of them dolls on the market are so life like now it’s scary

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Spool's picture

Asking the right questions.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Of course! Oh yeah man it’s like fleshlight quality! The tunnels curve and are ridiculously tight/ribbed you can see internal on most of the listings Wink

Yeahhhh I dunno about lugging around a 150lb metal skeleton that looks alive- that might cause some suspicions LOL!

HENCH500's picture

Pmsl your going get that thing pregnant

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Man I shouldn’t have put the titans vial inside it!!

Came home today and it has now grown a beard, arms, legs, and was hitting 505 for REPS on my bench.

I think I’m about to get bitched by a sex toy!

LOL!

HENCH500's picture

Pictures or it never happened lol

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

You prolly right. Lol. Dam now u got me thinking. Fake boobs are fucking nice. Big fake booty is nice. Porn star bitchs have the most perfect trimmed lips not to mention the lips on their face too. I bet one of them fake sex change pussys is better prettier and tastier than a real one. Lmao.
It is crazy though that there's guys who take exactly the opposite ofwhat we are doing trying to do exactly the opposite of what we are doing and they end up looking better than 90% off women out there. Until their ding a lang flops out. And ruins it. Lol

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smurfdude1234567's picture

This is a prime example of a tren thought lol. Just got done with 10mg ED for the first week. Moving up to 15 then 20 ED if all goes well. Already feeling the crazy horniness, strength, energy, and well-being. Its absurd how strong tren is. You take a couple years off and almost forget.

Absolutely no negative sides yet except for slightly more sweat than usual.

Give me another week and I’ll be there LOL!

Sithx66's picture

I’m also doing 10mg ED and slowly titrating up. So far I have light night sweats. There was about 3 nights in a row I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t go back to sleep. While I was up I was thinking to myself that it was the tren then started thinking maybe tren wasn’t for me and I was disappointed lmao. After the 3rd day I snapped out of it and told myself there’s no way I’m getting insomnia of such doses and decided I was being a bitch and just needed to train harder. Since then I’ve been sleeping through the night lol.

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Sheesh well u don't wanna know doses I'm doing. And i don't even get those side effects

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Sithx66's picture

I DO want to do the doses you are doing lmao. For now ima see how I do around 150mg/weekly. If all is good next time around I will push further.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Lol! Fuck yeah bro I’ve been loving it so much lol.

Worst case mild sleep aids I’ve had to use. Insomnia and sweating are the two biggest sides I get.

I keep some old trazadone and seroquel on hand just in case I need to knock myself out haha.

Sithx66's picture

I sweat at night almost always. Especially my legs. My girl likes to tuck the sheets and blanket at the feet of the bed. It creates a fuckin sauna! I kick that shit out at night. I sleep half covered or else I sweat. I do have some seroquel. I’ll definitely add that in when I need

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Oh fuckkk that lol- I have to have a foot or both uncovered to release heat.
I am like a personal heater even when on my trt only everyone has always told me that.
The sweat is definitely worse though.

I like a white noise fan at night pointed at myself that helps a lot. Don’t sweat it too much brother! I’m sure it’s a lot of mental stigma and horror stories contributing to how you’re feeling if you’re still so early into cycle.

I have buddies who used to and still run 200mg Tren A+ ED…. One of them did 3 years straight on Test/Tren/Mast LOL! (Of course NEVER do anything close to that…. Just giving an example of some extremes)

Sithx66's picture

I have the A/c running most of the time. The noise also helps. I can’t sleep if it’s quiet. The more quiet it is the louder everything is in my head. If it’s too cold for the fan I’ll sleep with headphones in. I also fall asleep much quicker if the tv is on and there’s things going on around me.

It was definitely mental! Fuck that lol I waited til I knew I was conscious enough to care! Had I started in my early 20s I’d definitely run that lmao

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Lol I'd tap that

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Waltdisneysbum's picture

Giving me the same vibes as the fella who stuck a GK foam banana inside his pocket pussy and a vial of test in the booty hole for the TD lmao

Comical Lol

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smurfdude1234567's picture

@ChuckThaDuck22 was the inspiration haha. Miss him dearly!!

Thanks bro hahaha

smallsmoothballsack's picture

What happened to that.dude?

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Tren. An trannies. Lol

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Well mikey...atleast you know where your headed brother

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Lmaoooo.. trying to fight the urge..
Must not give in!! . Must be stronggggggg!!
Ah fuck it just don't tell nobody or I'll kill u bitch!! ( to said tranny ). Lmaoooo

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Drexyl's picture

Is it the worst way to go?