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+ 8 Ok I'll Say It....."Returning Champ".....Thats Right Brothers Respect Your Elders!!!

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Ok, so what can I say its a cutter....I'm already a lot leaner then I wanted to be for this so I'm going to have to go full throttle with this. I held back taking my pics late, now all you got me spooked, I'll still give it my all, wish y'all the best, have fun, and most importantly be safe!!
My cycle will be as follows, I will follow suit as ive been off for a while and I usually do split bulk/cut with my runs.....
First four Sust/TestP/Npp
Last Eight TestP/MastP/TrenA
Growth on a 2.5 split throughout and we'll see whats up, if I need it to shed t3/clen may or may not be used, I read my body as I go and ai's will be used as needed...….if that's not enough of a description let me know im more then happy to elaborate...….best of luck to everyone and be ready im def. going to talk shit when I have time to.....ya know...

EBC Before Pic: 
Height (before EBC): 
6' 3"
Weight (before EBC): 
224lbs.
Body Fat (before EBC): 
my guess will be 12-15%
ECB Wrapper: 
EBC 2019 Spring Cutter
Carlos Danger's picture

Pics look good. You are compliant. Welcome back to the EBC Champ!!

So I’ve got a couple of recommendations:
1) Stop wearing ladies undies =)
2) You’re close on the head to toe rule. Technically we don’t judge feet in the EBC but in your closing pics don’t crop any more than you have off the lower leg. You’re as about as close as I will allow.

Other than that welcome back to the EBC Champ!!!!

SickRick's picture

That’s one hell of a posing suit! Lmao

robb's picture

Exactly what I was thinking lol. I actually thought it might be one of his girls just by the unusual fit of it.

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SickRick's picture

I tried not to look too hard at it but you ain’t lying lol but hey, to each their own!

Carlos Danger's picture

You know you looked at his Winkie way longer than you’re comfortable admitting;)

SickRick's picture

You don’t know me!! LOL this post needs a #nohomo

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

I looked at my Winkie way longer than I’m comfortable admitting.....lol

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GizmoDuck's picture

LMAO to the other comments

Good luck man!!

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Ok first off I like wearing ladies underwear, just because you don’t doesn’t mean you gotta hate, secondly I like wearing ladies underwear.....lol.....I honestly didn’t crop top to bottom but I’ll try and get the camera a lil further, but thanks Carlos had to start that off from the jump I figured I’d get a week maybe two before those jokes started now it’s gonna be the whole 12.....that’s cool though I can handle it you all are jealous I can pull it off....ha

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Sam I Am's picture

Atleast your honest. Goodluck

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TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Lol there not actually ladies panties lol

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TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Thanks brother!

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heavymetalmonsterD's picture

Good luck

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Makwa's picture

Welcome to the EBC! Good luck

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Thanks brother!

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exoticnfit's picture

Looking forward to competing with you!

addicted.to.pain's picture

lol Jesus Christ dude, what were you thinking.

I'm guessing you just have a very good since of humor lmao

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Yeah honestly I just figure gotta wear the samething for the final pics and if I wore boxer briefs it could hide some of the hard work ima put in, to be honest I really didn’t realize my shit was so exposed lol now you guys got me all self conscious I may have to adjust my shit and retake my pictures, I kinda did them in a bit of a rush last night.........I’ll def still wear the same man panties though lol

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Carlos Danger's picture

Own that shit homeslice! I wish Irish were here to see em. He’d have all of us dying laughing. =)
You can wear different draws for your final pics if you want. I wouldn’t wear boxers maybe order some posing trunks from amazon. Try and find the same color just with a little more fabric in the front =)

Makwa's picture

LOL

addicted.to.pain's picture

lol no worries bro I don't mean to give you a hard time, posing shorts are very revealing but also posing shorts are made with extra room for males and the front package " no homo" .

With all due respect homie those are not posing shorts.

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Oh no there definitely not, and they shrunk a lil in the dryer lol but I figured they would do the trick, apparently a lil to much but hey ya work with what ya got.....and come on now of course you mean to give me a hard time don’t back out now I’m a big boy I can handle it, all in good fun brother, I got a sense of humor it’s cool, just remember it’s all fun and games until there’s a tip slip.....lol

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wanted's picture

Did you buy them off of Amazon because after this 12 week cut we're all going to be wearing them out in public good luck man

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Actually I think I found them on eBay a little while back.....no worries I’ll send you a link.....thanks brother!

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Porkbythapound's picture

Hmmm......well good luck dude. Welcome to the show.

Carlos Danger's picture

definitely!!!

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Yeah buddy.....funkeymonkey and all, gotta have the banana hammock lol

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SL's picture

That man thong is gangsta haha jk good luck bro

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TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Ok now ya fuct up, I’ve argued this with several women, it’s not a thong ok, a thong exposes the butt cheeks, mine are completely covered..... it’s a mankini, learn proper heterosexual sexy underwear terminology if you’re going to come at me homie.....lol.....shit is gangsta though, ha......thanks for the luck brother!

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SL's picture

Hahaha for sure Smile

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ironlion's picture

good luck to you bro,

DSTER's picture

Lol gl!

Soulja's picture

Those are some exotic dancer posing trunks bro! Nice to see a returning champion back at it again. Let's get it! +1

TheFunkeyMonkey's picture

Carlos said I couldn’t retake my pictures cause he enjoyed them to much but it appears you might being enjoying them just slightly more.....to answer your question though and I guess it don’t matter to much with the hiding the face and all I’m a super hero, yup that’s right I was involved in a freak mri machine accident when I was younger and now the tip of my cock is magnetic, so yes it always points north, it’s my super power, I can never get lost while hiking through the woods with a chick, with a dude on the other hand I’ve gotten lost seven times, so no jayisk we can’t go hiking, so don’t get any ideas......lol

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tattoofreak's picture

Lmfao....

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kmitera24's picture

Best of luck to you

bigchips27's picture

Short, shriveled and always to the left - Fletcher Reede

tattoofreak's picture

Damned... that panties Smile
Good luck +2

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fusebox's picture

+2. Good luck bro. And to all giving him crap about the undies. Try them and get back to me. I'll never wear anything else. No homo