Drug Test help AAS
Ok so I'm on parole for some stupid shit and never in the history of my county have they done a steroid drug test on anyone, however, some little birdy went chirping to the P.O that I am so big because I'm probably on steroids thus causing questioning etc. So today I got hit with a random urine screen and the officer said we are sending it to a lab to test for 22 different compounds and the test cost 158.00. Now I know that in pro sports etc testing can be very precise up to 5 months or longer after last use. I don't know much about these things but I'm hoping it's just a test-epitestosterone ratio test that way I can say pro hormones or test boosters. My cycle is was test c, dbol, tren ace. I've been I've dbol for about 3-4 weeks and had to stop tren 10 days ago due to complications. All I'm currently on is 600 mg test c/week and hcg 500iu/week and arimidex .5 e3d. If anyone has experience with this or knowledge that could help me understand more or ways I can talk my way around it id appreciate it! Damn cops messing with the gains!
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If they say you are getting tested for steroids, you will be. 158.00 is YOUR cost, they cover the rest. 22 point test covers anabolic and all they need is one positive and you will be tested further. You were on multiple compounds, you will be flagged. Not to be a Bob bummer but be prepared. Hopefully you stopped your cycle. We had several people here in your shoes that had the same problem, someone snitched. Guess what? They have not signed in since they said they got tested and had another appointment. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Ya shits beat, my issue is got clomid and arimidex, and hcg. my nolvadex got hemmed up over seas for a month now. I am smart enough to know when to end and regather myself later I just can't atm. There prob is no otc equivalent to nolva or even slightly close. Might have fucked my self on this one.
Next time, watch who you hang around with and watch who you tell any of your business to. My own family knows very little about anything I do even on a day to day basis. Paranoia has kept me out of prison for 20 years now. You never know who will do what at any time. Good luck to you and I hope you dont get violated
+1. i dont even let my brother know my buss.at least try not let them , and they still try to put the pieces together like , 3 weeks ago on that big snow storm. , he got stupid , and tryed me. (agion) and i threw him in a snow bank. ,, ohh your on juice. , actually no im not and have not been for i think going to 2 months .. but the moral is once someones knows something ..forget it. they use it. ...
That's a very kind sentiment.
It was from the heart, and from someone who was in the same shoes many moons ago. Prison doesn't reform, it makes you worse.
X2..."I went in with a Bachelors of marijuana, and came out with a doctorate in cocaine"-BLOW, Johnny Depp.
Too expensive for them to test for that. They'd need a lab to do it.
It still blows my mind that people consider steroid usage a big deal to begin with. That's like medieval level shit to me. People have way too much time on their hands to be worried about what other people put into their bodies. Sorry for your trouble. Somebody's got a big mouth it sounds like.
Right blows my mind too, I can see other drugs and these ppl being out on the roads or w.e just doing wreckless sh@t but not an aas these dudes are in the way
The epitestosterone test is a urine test. If you test 4:1 or greater you likely going to be subjected to further testing.
Ok I know that test I highly doubt they would test further. Say I test 5:1 or 6:1 is it possible to argue that I am on pro hormones/test booster that are legal at gnc etc? Cuz that's all I can think of to work with. Also who are they to say what a humans test should be the average range is 400ng/dl to 1200ng/dl so maybe I naturally run high or these pro hormones n boosters that I'll say I'm on caused the rise of test.
There clearly is some exogenous test in your system if above 4:1. That is why that ratio exists for the test, it is not natural, at least for most humans anyway. Claiming test boosters from GNC won't cut it..
i have conflicting stories on this. , i belong to a power gym and at meets ,they would test the winners for aas by urine. ... so can it be done yes , but i also know the test , cost alot more than 150 $ i believe if im correct around 400..
i have had my parol officers be like , oh so your on the gas ! and i would denie it. .. they never tested. .. when i went in to sign off (lmao which was the only time in 20 years) hes like oh we got a problem. (which was bs , on state parol they cant pull time on a tech) and you showed up positve for aas. ,, i started laughing. really. i still denied and told him , #1 i maxout in 6 hours and you cant pull street time on a technical. ...bottom line he started laughing. , and said i know ... but he asked me honestly you look great are you running and im like ya i have been. .. he said he knew ...BUT WHY WOULD HE BUST MY BALLS , I WALKED 4 YEARS OFF NP. AND NO WARNINGS NO NOTHING. AND IF I WAS JUICING AND IN THE GYM. GREAT. , HE WISHED ALL HIS PAROLERS WERE , HE WOULD HAVE A EASY JOB
so my question is. why are they busting your balls ??
i highly doubt they sent the test out. ,, i do. its alot of money ... they want you to tell on yourself is my guess. ..who did you pissoff
lol I really don't know bro but there are rats everywhere brown nosing parole to keep focus off them or w.e they do. But they questioned me before n I denied it. Then brought it up again because I put on "a lot" of size. When I really only went from 218-230lbs. Then they said we are hearing you are taking steroids so obviously I got a rat could be an ex gf could be a hater who knows but he showed me the cost on the lab form I had to sign 158 dollars and he didn't know much else about it other than it tests for 22 diff aas or aas related substances. I find it absolutely ridiculous and crazy Pittsburgh don't play no more I guess. I'm just worried it comes back positive and if it's just high test levels n can argue that easy but if they can pin point tren or dbol from my cycle weeks ago I'd be fucked, detained, revoked, back maxing out or possible re sentencing. Pain in the ass is what it is.
you on state. ??? and good old pittsburg. i did my first 10. at the wall,, then transfered to greensburg. , and then huntingdon. .. so i wouldnt stress it bro if its state parol its only a teck violation. and there no putting ppl back for stupid techs. ...youd get a warning and a curfew. ...
state is great. , now county bs. im sorry but anything can happen..and by the sounds of it. , its county. state has bigger and badder shit to worry about. , other than a brother running a little aas. ...i know .
also like i said if your fucking up.and are on there radar. YES. there running the test ...keep me informed
Yeah it's county b.s got a suspended sentence at the moment n if I screw that up the state bid sticks. Western to camp hill to home jail. Sick of this b.s
time to keep your bussiness to yourself my friend. i just walked off 4 years and still out another 3. im done. game over. ... lifes tough. but a whole lot sweeter on this side. good luck
Thanks bro and trust me I do it was just thought that I was using no one knew anything. It's so petty and ridiculous.
good luck. , i know these fucks. and. get your affairs in order and expect the worst hope for best. stay strong my friend. please keep us informed. ..im routi g for you.
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He said it's a urine analysis sent to a lab to test for 22 different compounds. I know of only one urine test for steroids and that's the testosterone to epitestosterone ratio and I think the guideline is 4:1 anything higher is considered a positive. But in the Pro sports it's not conclusive until a second test confirms the actual levels and compounds. So I honestly don't know but it's a pain in the ass when I've been on the strait and narrow for a year and if I fuck up parole it's 3 year to my max sentence. All for some f@$&boy running there mouth cuz his girl lives my gains probably hahaha
This might help brotha
http://hpst.cz/sites/default/files/attachments/5990-5748en-longterm-dete...
Thanks bro
Should add I don't think there is a simple dipstick test for metabolites
Steroid testing performed by Olmpics, NFL, MLB ect... is done by testing blood, urine alone will not show traces of steroids, thus this is the same reason when you get your test levels and what not it is a blood panel. I wouldn't be concerned, unless your snorting coke or smoking a bong you should be fine, just my .02.
Well I'm no expert but steroid tests cast way more than 158.00 dollars maybe he's trying to scare you.
Exactly, why would you even know how much the test cost? Doesnt make sense, steroid testing is thousands of dollars, some bullshit parole babysitting cop prolly had to beg for the 158 buck test, no way in hell its in his budget to run a steroid test.