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+ 1 Ebola, ebola, ebola!

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That's right kid's if you say Ebola 3 times in a row with the lights off in front of the mirror while flexing you too can cure Ebola.
Ok, maybe that's all bullshit, but let me tell you what isn't bullshit.
They are using Clomid and Torem to fight Ebola.
What choo talkin' bout Ed?
Well kids, selective estrogen receptor modulators like Clomiphene and Torem actually inhibit Ebola virus infection.
"That's bullshit Ed!"
No it's not kids, look that shit up.
"Who gives a shit Ed? What the hell does that have to do with the price of rice in China?"
Well kids, just my thoughts..this Ebola shit is some scary shit. Kills the hell out of 90% of people who get it, and that shit is easy to catch. It has picked up some speed and if it picks up speed in your country thAt shit might wipe you and your fat girlfriend off the map.
Hence a good reason to stock up on Clomid and Torem.
Take a look at Liberia, that shit has gotten so bad that people can't get help, what the hell are you going to do of it ever gets that bad in the US? Think Obama care will save your ass? Bet it won't neither will your Obama phone. You have to watch oh for yourselves. So I say, stock your ass up with Clomid and Torem, you need that shit anyways, what if shit gets so bad that you can't get clomiphene and Torem? That's right kids, you all know about supply and demand, associated costs and availability.
So kids, It might not be a bad idea to stick up on this shit becAuse you never know when you are going to use it. And hey, who cares if you don't get Ebola, you can use that shit to get your nuts back after a cycle.
Just a thought.
All my love, no homo
Ed

Green Ranger's picture

Shit Ed now the clomid & torem are going to sell out or prices go up Smile

androq's picture

Aint that some shit.......thanks for sharing ed

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Trapsquatch's picture

Ebola is nothing compared 2 when the flu mutates because that is gonna kill a HUGE number of people and spreads like wild fire

fusebox's picture

So what you are saying is that only the strong survive. And by strong I mean juice heads

Engineereddisaster's picture

Not just juice heads but juice heads with a good stash. Smile

ANBRO's picture
I did like you said.. I said Ebola, Ebola, Ebola three times with the lights off in front of the mirror while flexing and damn Bloody Mary showed up... I had to beat the shit out of her... WTF Ed!!
Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit not Bloody Mary!
She pisses me off, I can't even turn the lights off in my bathroom and say I'm not hairy and she shows up all thinking I'm calling for her.
Stupid Mary

Catalyst's picture

I spent the day at the HPA listening to scarey stuff about how little control we'd have if it landed here.

Bit of advice - Don't contract the Ebola virus.

McMeanie87's picture

That stupid bitch who flew from dallas to cleveland knowing she had a fever visited family in kent, 35 fckn minutes from where i live.great

Engineereddisaster's picture

Good advice. Smile

Sumatra_Triangle's picture

Can you link the info you suggest?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Sure.
http://m.stm.sciencemag.org/content/5/190/190ra79

There is a bunch of shit out there on it.

Engineereddisaster's picture

True dat!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Smart man right there. Smile

Pale's picture

I may burn in hell for profiting from Ebola but I have made an easy 12g in the last couple weeks on one of the companies working on a vaccine. Unfortunately I sold out yesterday and left north of 20g on the table. I am considering hanging myself for being so stupid!!!!

Great, and now that you said that shit about Clomid and Torem there is likely going to be a run on them. Time to start looking up who actually produces it. Might be a trade...:)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Dang bro, you will likely burn in hell for selling out so soon! Smile

Pale's picture

What really sucks is that is the third goddamn time this year I have screwed up like that. Tesla, GoPro and now New Link genetics. One of these days I won't be so damn paranoid...

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Pale's picture

LOL, yea, I am. I win, but dammit I want to win big!!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Win big lose big, win small lose small. Sometimes a tough choice.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads in to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

Engineereddisaster's picture

Come on man, I'm more than just a sexy body and a pretty face. Smile

PIN_CUSHION's picture

What a classic. Had to listen to the whole thing.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, hell yeah a little Kenny never hurt anyone. Smile