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What are the best movie lines?
Just a few to get things started:
What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
"...cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war!!!!"
"That was for my wife fuck you and die!"
"why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avi!"

Betcha don't know what movies these lines come from!

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cry_havoc's picture

"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?"

"You ain't no daisy..."

"I'll be yer huckleberry"

~Tombstone.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!

awagz's picture

"We used to stack fucks like you 5 high in Korea and use you for sand bags"

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awagz's picture

Gotta love that movie, Eastwood was the epitome of a racist veteran and nailed the role....it was a damn good flick

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NoWeakAces's picture

"We're not bad people. We're just underachievers that have to make up for lost time."

-said while planning a murder/robbery

xxRedneckxx's picture

You son of a bitch !

In Arnold's voice Ofcorse

bigJOHNstud's picture

Nickle bag gets sold in the park, I want in!!

bigJOHNstud's picture

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you

wolverinewannabe's picture

Well, that sounds like a party! ;) Pretty sure its full metal jacket...

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wolverinewannabe's picture

Yup! That DI is the real deal!!

kodiakGRRL's picture

I know I know ;-)

wolverinewannabe's picture

Ticklin the back of my mind, but....

Lil-arny's picture

Killing them softly:

My friend, Thomas Jefferson is an American saint because he wrote the words 'All men are created equal', words he clearly didn't believe since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He's a rich white snob who's sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So, yeah, he writes some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went and died for those words while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fuckin' pay me.

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My latest favorite scene/quote from a low budget film called The Gambler with Mark Walberg.

"Jim Bennett: I've been up two and a half million.

Frank: What you got on you?

Jim Bennett: Nothing.

Frank: What you put away?

Jim Bennett: Nothing.

Frank: You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?

Jim Bennett: Yes.

Frank: I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves. "

cry_havoc's picture

"You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'."

wolverinewannabe's picture

"Beset by idjits, we pressed on."

Anybody gets this and I'll be impressed. Not really hard, per se, but not a big moment in one of my all time favorites.

wolverinewannabe's picture

Ahh, I stand corrected... Smile

wolverinewannabe's picture

Ooooohh!! Good one! Wish Id thought of it. Jack is the GOAT!!

robb's picture

A father says this to his baby son in this scene.
Away to determine a child's life in ancient Japan... Pretty tough if you ask me lol. The items would be placed before the baby.

Choose the sword and you will join me.

Choose the ball and you join your mother in death.

You don't understand my words, but you must choose.

So...come boy, choose life or death.

This is from Shogun Assassin, but probably more known as the intro to rapper, Gza's 4th chamber.

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Wildcats358's picture

For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster...

mrs.sic26's picture

Well, um... how close is it? It's like everything else in Hawaii, as close as far away gets.

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I'm not as angry as I used to be. But I can get in touch with that anger pretty quickly if I feel my space is being invaded or somebody is not treating me with the respect that I think I want.

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Dickkhead's picture

"Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time."

I really like them Cecil B. DeMille epics. So much drama. The guy who played the pharaoh did a great job here.

sic26's picture

Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

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mrs.sic26's picture

I was gonna say Leroy but at least I had the right movie in mind. "Biiiggg bada boom!"

WINNING's picture

I love the last dragon its my shit , expecially when bruce leroys arms glow and he kicks the guys ass in the end. Good stuff
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superman75's picture

" my name is Maxumus Desimus Moridius, General to the army's of the north, commander of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true
emperor of Rome. father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next"

WINNING's picture

"Man who catch fly with chop stick, accomplish anything"

222devon's picture

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!" (kick)

wolverinewannabe's picture

"Diein' ain't much of a livin', boy..."

"You wanna fight, Dickless?" "Well I sure as hell ain't gonna show you my dick!"

"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all! Poor soul, you were just too high strung!"

Pale's picture

Say When!

wolverinewannabe's picture

Lol! The best doc holliday ever! No contest!! "Why, johnny ringo, you look like someone just walked ova yaw grave!"

mikeyd3's picture

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Wildcats358's picture

Oh a nice little Saturday actually. We're going to Home Depot. Get some wall paper, maybe some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe go to bed bath and beyond, I don't know, I don't know if there will be enough time!

WINNING's picture

 But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song.

It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so...

 Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!

 ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday!

Bill6191's picture

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

haha you know you read that in his voice...

GRIMEY's picture

"Its not a tumour!"

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Bill6191's picture

Damn, I saw this topic and that's the first thing that came to mind... Beat me to it

Pale's picture

Baxter's over there, Rojo's there, me right smack in the middle....